Saturday, March 31, 2007

Week 46: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Hello. Today we come to you from the scenic gardens before the Crystal Palace... or where it used to be rather. Again, my travel agent is going to hear about this. Anyway, I shouldn't let these conditions deter me from handing out an award this week.

This week, I discovered a blog called Brass Goggles, which celebrates the joyous anachronisms of Steampunk, and as someone who has a degree covering that period, well, it is interesting stuff to me, what with all the gears and cranks and brass.

Now, I admit that at times I am rather hard to impress, but somehow Tinkergirl, while perusing another forum discovered a most magnificent piece of firearm artistry: a Scrollwork engraved MP5K. Being Canadian, I am not huge on guns, but looking at that piece of work makes even me wonder if I've been mistaken these past few decades. I am in awe.

And in honor of this sense of wonder I feel, I just had to go with a bit of Homer Simpson iconography that represented that 19th century feeling. Some of you may recognize it as something you've seen rather recently. I am pleased to award this week's Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award to Tinkergirl. Huzzah!



Congratulations Tinkergirl. Here is a badge that you are free to use on your own site if you wish.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Television Kids: Who's really your daddy?

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When I am watching a sitcom(and to a lesser extent dramatic series), there is something that always pulls me out of believing the setup of a family: kids and parents whose hair color really doesn't match.

Take Everybody Loves Raymond for example. Deborah and Ray Barone are both brunettes... and yet they have three blond children. And because through the course of the show, we are introduced to all the grandparents, none of whom are blond. It does not make sense. Or Full House, where brunette Danny Tanner(Bob Saget) and the sister of black-haired Jesse Katsopolis(John Stamos) managed to produce 3 blond children(I always suspected that Dave Coulier's Joey Gladstone was their true father). I can think of a lot of other examples of this, but in mentioning them, well, my reputation as a snobby pop culturist would be shattered, so we'll stay with those two at the moment for the blond/brunette discrepancy.

The red-haired teenaged girl seems to be another one of those types of anomalies, especially for shows that are based on the premise that the parents got married very early in life(Grounded for Life, Still Standing, The War at Home). I mean, where are these weird genes coming from? On The War at Home, there is a blond son, a dark haired son and a red-haired daughter. Since Michael Rapaport is blond and Anita Barone has blond hair and dark eyebrows, I can see where two of those kids got their genes. But the daughter does not make sense in that equation. And I have a feeling that this problem isn't confined to North American television either. I am sure there are shows in Britain and Europe that have the same problems.

I think The Simpsons even makes fun of this kind of thing, as Homer is a brunette, Marge is blue-haired, and yet they have three blonde children. Then again, they could just be blond because their characters are a lot easier to draw that way.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

How not to be seen in Halo

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I was playing with stumbleupon last night, as I'm apt to do, and I found a most wondeful video... ahem... a rather funny video that is.

What do you get when you mix one part Monty Python sketch and one part popular first person shooter? You get How not to be seen in Halo, a wonderfully wry mashup of both items.

And now for something completely different.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Get Fuzzy: Renewing my love of the daily comic strip

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I've been impressed by the quality of Get Fuzzy for a while now, but in recent weeks, it seems that it has really hit its stride.

For those of you unfamiliar with the strip by Darby Conley, the setup is something that could have gotten boring very fast. I mean, a comic about a dog and a cat and their master is sort of old now and it doesn't get very good mojo from Garfield. In fact, most comics get bad mojo from Garfield.

And yet, Darby Conley found a niche that is infinitely interesting. He made his characters very expressive, and the world they occupy is also quite detailed, and it is that very attention to detail that I most admire. There was a few weeks back in late 2005-early 2006 where he had an arm injury and the art style of the strip was greatly simplified, so it became very easy to see just how much work goes into each panel of the comic daily.

Over the past few months, there has also been an influx of new characters, each with a distinctive personality that allows the three main characters to play off them. Whether it is the Brit cat Mac Manc McManx, Shakespug, Foodar or any of the other strange characters that now inhabit that little apartment building on Boston's Longwood Avenue, they all bring something new to the experience and it is a joy to read.

I look forward to reading the comics every day now, and in a comic strip world without Calvin and Hobbes and The Far Side, well, that is saying something.

Monday, March 26, 2007

Portroids: Celebrity photography with a difference

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I discovered a wonderous site over the weekend called Portroids, and you all should check it out too.

Rick DeMint, the founder and photographer of the site, takes portraits of celebrities(and people he knows) with his polaroid camera(thus the title of the site... PORTrait + poloROID), and has them sign them, and through this process, an astonishing panoramic view of a certain world emerges, a world that I've never been privy too and one that fascinates me endlessly. It isn't just the fact that the people he tends to snap are ones I've talked about before here(like Patton Oswalt, America Ferrera and Tommy Chong), but that he has rules to how he does it(one picture, person must sign it before it develops, they are not for sale etc). That is what makes it such a great project, because by having these people sign the pictures, it introduces an additional element to the interaction.

Plus it is fun to look at some of the weird signatures(Mary Lynn Rajskub's sticks out in my mind). And Matt Groening's looks exactly like you would expect it would.

What is truly surprising is how good some of these people look even under these harsh conditions. After all, polaroid cameras are usually not held up as the highest standard of photographic quality. Maura Tierney... wow.

Portroids... a concept whose time has come. Huzzah!

Saturday, March 24, 2007

Week 45: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Welcome to the Wonderful World of... Pismo Beach? How did we end up here? I guess I should have taken that turn at Walla Walla. I really have to fire that travel agent.

Anyway, on with the show (Overture, cut the lights... ) This week's winner is A Biscuit of Many Parts, this blog's first win. How was victory achieved this week? Paul discovered a blog that dissects douchebaggery, and in reviewing it, he just let the site do the talking. As with the videos and images that have won this award, sometimes minimalism is the best way to go.

I wanted Homer in the pink shirt, but somehow this picture felt fitting. I don't know why, but it just leapt out of the collection this week(probably because Homer is showing a little douchebaggery himself there), and I just had to use it. So this week's Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award is a bit embarrassing... much like getting caught in a photo with a douchebag.



Congrats Paul. You've almost won it a few times, and now here you are in the winner's circle.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, March 23, 2007

3 Rules for Choosing a Movie Tie-In game

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It used to be that the words Movie Tie-in game were synonymous with disaster. I mean, thinking back to my days playing Atari and Nintendo, there was a long line of horrifyingly bad games that really shook my confidence in gaming itself. But I've recently become a little more optimistic about the prospects of movie-based games after a good run of them, and in thinking about it, I discovered three rules which made choosing between the good and the bad a little bit easier.

The Game adds something new to the story: For instance, The Warriors game starts many months before the movie, so there were many avenues to tell new stories and to enhance the story told in the movie. And in The Godfather: The Game's missions were parallel to those of the movie... you act as a facilitator to the events that other major characters in the series undertake so you again gain a greater understanding of the events of the movie it is based upon. The Thing and Chronicles of Riddick:Escape from Butcher Bay both explore a setting or character at a time that was before or after the events of their respective movies, and again, they came out rather successfully.

The Game features some of the original talent: I've mentioned The Warriors and The Godfather already, two games that not only brought something new to the movies they were spawned from but also had producers who knew that to get the best results, they had to have at least some of the original actors play their roles all over. I think it was this factor which also contributed to the success of the Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay game as well, as Vin Diesel not only did voice work on the game, but founded a production company that coproduced it. Meanwhile, the makers of Reservoir Dogs were only able to get Michael Madsen to come back to reprise his role, and inevitably the game suffered for it. I think an argument could be made that the more willing the actors involved with the movie were to be in the game, the better that game likely is, as their commitment likely indicates that the script was worth doing.

The Game was NOT released around the same time as the movie: Usually, those games that released before or just after the theatrical release of a movie are rather cynical attempts to cash-in on the marketing dollars being put into the film, so the people behind these games (the higher level management) don't really care if they are really good. They'll try to make the best product they can with the time alloted, but in all honesty, much like the tie-in novels, you shouldn't set your expectations too high. Granted there are rare exceptions to this rule. After all, the task of making a game match a movie that is still being put together is a herculean task for even those with the purest of intentions. Whereas a game that is based on a movie that was released a few years ago or longer likely has more time and greater resources to put out a higher quality title, as well as having a finished film (and possible special editions, audio commentaries and other commerically available materials) to work from, and because the decision to make a game comes much later, the people involved most likely really like the movie they are turning into a game so it is almost a labor of love.

Thursday, March 22, 2007

You too can be the star of a bloated self-indulgent musical...

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...just hire Aaron Sorkin to write it, as the Flaming Lips have done.

I am not making this up. The Flaming Lips are bringing their 2002 album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots to the stage in New York.

So rarely does such a perfect storm of pretention manifest itself in one project. Yes, Sorkin wrote A Few Good Men, so he is technically qualified to work on this musical on some level, but still, I don't like where this is going.

I am so clearly not a devotee of the lively arts, but even I can see the horror that could unfold. After all, they do shoot musicals onto film as well, cast with the creme de la creme of the currently hot actors and actresses in Hollywood. And because the Flaming Lips have a popular following, well, I have a feeling that at some point I am going to hear Bebe Neuwirth or Patti Lupone singing "Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell" on a news program or talk show, and then I will lose it. That will be the breaking point of the Western Cultural Experience for me. Or how about "Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots" night on American Idol while a cast member of the West Wing sits beside the judges' table weeping. I also know that as soon as I typed that, it is exactly what is going to happen, because no one had thought of doing that until I entertained the idea(which is the only entertaining thing ABOUT this whole show).

It is a tragedy waiting to happen.

Though with this news, I think it is VERY safe to assume that indeed the sinking ship Studio 60 has finally hit the ocean floor after being swept away by popular apathy, which is a silver lining to this rather threatening cloud.

Tommy Chong on Youtube

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Well, it is official. Tommy Chong is vlogging on Youtube now. There is only 5 entries so far, but it looks like he is updating his playlist regularly so I expect more little interludes of comedy and chat to be posted soon.

The best entry was one entitled Where's Cheech?

Check it out.

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Remembering Pootie Tang

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It occured to me last night that TV detectives Andy Richter and Kristen Bell appeared in a movie together as father and daughter, and in making that realization, I knew I had to write about that very same movie today.

That movie was Pootie Tang. It is a BAD movie.

Now there are all kinds of bad movies, but Pootie Tang exists in a very special category... that being the bad movie you have to watch every time it is on because you can't believe that someone would have the balls to make it.

And it is funny, don't get me wrong, but it is still a bad movie.

Written by Louis C.K. and starring Lance Crouther, Wanda Sykes, Robert Vaughn and Chris Rock, Pootie Tang follows the title character's life as a belt-wielding folk hero, but there is a catch of course. He doesn't speak any recognizable language. He just spouts funny sounding gibberish. It reminds me of Eddie Murphy's version of Buckwheat taken to the furthest extreme. There is a framing interview between Bob Costas and Pootie Tang that really sets the scene(as everyone acts like they understand exactly what he is saying.

He is a role model for little kids, and a much sought after advertising spokesperson, but he is also a man of principles, so he won't do ads for products that are bad for kids. But he meets his match and is forced into signing a contract with an evil CEO and he has to find a way to get his reputation and powers back. There are a lot of detours, but that is basically the jist of the movie.

The Chris Rock quips about how Pootie Tang is going to kick someone's ass are almost a precursor to those Chuck Norris/Jack Bauer "facts" so they are also worth seeing in a historical perspective:

Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, Promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!


And because Louis C.K. is a standup comedian, a lot of his peers also appear in the movie, like Dave Attell, Todd Barry, Laura Kightlinger and David Cross. Of course, Dane Cook does not make an appearance, and from my point of view, thankfully so.

It is one of those movies I know is bad, and yet I can't look away. It is still compelling every time I see it on cable. It is like I HAVE to watch it.

Don't judge me.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The Importance of History in Fiction: A personal commentary

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I was a history major in university, and I am sure more than a few of my readers think the subject is quite frankly boring, but it is still something that fascinates me to this day.

And much like those experts in forensic science that wince when they watch CSI, the physicists who cringe when watching science fiction and the lawyers who shake their heads at every legal drama, I too recoil in horror when I encounter the lack of historical thinking that occurs in the work of a lot of science fiction/fantasy authors and filmmakers.

From most of the writing books I have ever read, one of the key points is usually always something akin to "know the world you are writing about", and from my viewing/reading habits, well, it seems like these creators just don't have that good of an understanding of the history of their settings and societies. They make elementary mistakes which are clear to someone who has studied the development of cultures, technologies and nations, mistakes which seriously put the rest of the premise they are trying to present under immense strain.

Usually when you are introduced to a character and a plot, well, the details behind how we got to this particular point are usually very sketchy. You may be presented with a few relevant bits and pieces from the immediate past(like the fact that a war has just taken place), but the steps the society took to get to that point are woefully inadequate to support the story, or what's worse, the causality of the events make absolutely no sense from a historical point of view, like in fantasy books, having almost every character be literate when they've grown up in a society that has no books. Or having a science fiction universe where every planet is one culture, language, religion and race, or in fantasy where a hero can go from one end of a continent to another and can converse with everyone in the same language without explaining that there may be a universal language that transcends the vernacular(like Latin amongst the educated classes in Europe for centuries). I know it is easier to write a story when you don't have to worry about those pesky little details like having to deal with a cosmopolitan society, but it makes me die a little inside every time I see it.

And when they show some of these places, it is like they just pulled that planet/city/empire out of a shrinkwrapped box and plopped it in there. Sure, the buildings may be burned out or falling apart, but when you look at the places they occupy, well, it is like someone just put them up yesterday, like it is some odd futuristic version of a Levittown. There is nothing organic about these places, they don't feel lived in. And in fantasy, there are castles, but you never read about the wars and interregional rivalries that caused them to be built.

There are also those allegorical tales that use certain Earth-based historical events, figures and nations as the basis of their societies (Nazi Germany/Soviet Russia were used quite a bit... ok, more than quite a bit really), but they usually don't explain how things got to that point. We are instead supposed to just take the artist's word that this is just how things are, and usually they are making these entreaties for is to believe them while presenting other information which completely invalidates that reality. Like having a huge, megalithic fascist regime that supposedly controls the lives of everyone, and yet, everyone has access to as much information as they could ever want or has easy access to the very systems would will eventually bring down the entire empire.

And the products of culture are rarely explored in these types of work. Sure, there may be some consumer products and the occasional work of scholarship in these created worlds, but there is a huge intellectual output that is created by a society that is rarely explored.

I mean, if you picked up a novel that was set in Northern Virginia, 1864, you have a good idea of the context in which the events of the book take place, just as you may if it was set in 1960's San Francisco/Saigon. And for exotic and unknown settings like 1540's Europe or 2nd century East Asia, you have other resources to discover this information, but when an author/director is building a world, you have to take their word for it and hope that we will follow them along for the ride. If someone was willfully ignorant of their setting in these cases, we wouldn't accept it. Why is it anymore acceptable when the world is being created from the ground up then?

I am not saying that I need to know the entire history of a world to get into a story, but there are a lot of times when I don't think the creators of these worlds could answer some basic questions about them either, and that is my point. I am not looking for them to make up the entire historical background for everything that ever happened on that world like Tolkien devised, but I do have a reasonable expectation that if asked, an author/director should be able to tell you about the conflicts between two groups of people or how a species reached the stars or united as one on a planet. Because really, how can we be expected to understand a character when the author doesn't fully understand them either?

Monday, March 19, 2007

Happy Birthday Gumby

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Gumby is 50 today, and to celebrate, I found the first short he was ever in online(apparently, they are all coming to Google/Youtube soon legally).

Gumby on the Moon

And a few more funny Gumby related videos. One is a Gumby Christmas special from Saturday Night Live starring Eddie Murphy... and Mystery Science Theatre 3000's take on a short called "Robot Rumpus" is also hilarious.

I remember watching Gumby on tv back in the mid-1980's, and it is comforting to think that soon the entire back catalog of shorts will be available. I miss quality claymation, I really do.

Watching these shorts really take me back to my childhood. Ah Sweet Gooey Nostalgia.

Sunday, March 18, 2007

Red Assed Monkey Love: A Culture Kills Comic

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Yeah, there is nowhere to go but down after a title like Red Assed Monkey Love. You will have to admit it is an eye catcher though.

Red Assed Monkey Love



Made with Strip Generator Technology

Saturday, March 17, 2007

Week 44: Pageant of the Transmundane

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If it is Tuesday, this must be Belgium... what? It's Friday? Oh, then this must be the Bowery then. Sorry for the confusion. Hopefully the Lizzies don't get me before this awards ceremony is out.

Anyway, this week's winner is the man with the plan... Jess from Apropos of Something, a blog that the judges at Culture Kills have become very familiar with over the past year or so.

And one of the features that makes Apropos of Something so unique is the reinterpretations of old comics for comedic effect, usually while reference other pop cultural forces, and well, seeing as this is also a pop cultural blog, that sort of meshes well with my sensibilities.

And this week, Jess took those icons of the 1980's animation, The Smurfs,and combined them with one of the most iconic movies on the 1990's, Pulp Fiction, to make Smurf Fiction. It is short and sweet... just like a shooter.

And because Jules and Vincent really should have had shotguns for that shit, well, it seems appropriate for the award to reflect that, so it seemed fitting that Homer's wacky invention, the makeup gun would end up as the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award this week.



Congrats Jess... here is the graphic for winning this week.



And as another three time winner, you also get the Transmundanity Triple Crown. It has been a prolific year for them so far.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, March 16, 2007

Friday Night "Yeah RIGHT's"

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Simon Cowell thinks he is bigger than Bruce Springsteen: In an upcoming 60 Minutes interview, Simon Cowell states that he is worth more to Sony BMG than the Boss. Listen Simon, I know you think you are all that, but in 50 years, who do you think people will still be talking about, you and your motley band of manufactured acts or the Boss, a man who has made iconic music for almost four decades now, and when the American public decides that they no longer like the middling brand of mediocrity American Idol brings to their home every season, Springsteen will still be selling albums. You may have a beef about your compensation, but really, taking it out on someone else who has paid their dues is sort of pathetic.

The Hypocrisy of Viacom: Viacom is suing Google's Youtube for 1 Billion dollars because the company's copyrighted materials were being uploaded by individual users. However, Viacom also owns Ifilm... which as you guessed it, has unauthorized digital content from other companies on it. Hmmm... isn't that just so interesting. And at the same time, Sumner Redstone is the chairman of CBS that has a deal with Youtube and Google. Sorry for the aneurysm as you try to figure your way through that load of conflicting interests.

The RIAA has to pay: A Oklahoma mother beat the Recording Industry Association of America twice in court and as such, she received a judgment which allowed her to collect legal fees... and in determining what is a reasonable amount of money for her claim, the court has demanded that the RIAA provide their time sheets and billing records for the case. And the thing is, they don't want to do that. Hmmm. I wonder why a litigious organization like the RIAA wouldn't want to turn over documents when they have sued 20000 Americans in recent years.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Referrals/Recommendations

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I like telling people about things they might like. It is a natural quality I have. I do it on my blog all the time, and in real life as well. I am never looking for anything out of it in return, I just really enjoy doing it.

And some of you have probably received emails from me after I see something online that, from my experience reading your blog, I think will interest you. I have no ulterior motive in doing so as I was accused of doing yesterday by a fellow blogger yesterday.

So, if I've ever given you a referral/recommendation to a video/blog entry/image by email and you don't want me to do that anymore, well, I am fine with that. Just tell me, and I won't email you links anymore.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

24 Movie-Related Questions from Culture Kills

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Samuraifrog picked up the Charlie Brown Anime thing I put up a few weeks ago, and since turnabout is fair play, I took this meme off his blog for my own.

This is the result.

1. Name a movie that you have seen more than 10 times.

Hmmm... I saw 100 Girls about 60 times when it was on cable, and when I was a kid, I watched Willow a great number of times, though recently, it would probably be A Bridge Too Far, The Good The Bad and The Ugly and The Warriors.

2. Name a movie that you've seen multiple times in the theater.

Sin City. That was something I just had to see again and again.

3. Name an actor that would make you more inclined to see a movie.


Jean Reno, Ving Rhames and Paul Bettany have gotten my ass into a seat or to the rental counter for one of their movies.

4. Name an actor that would make you less likely to see a movie.

I won't name one particular actor/ess because a category does it better. Scientologists.

5. Name a movie that you can and do quote from.

Well, the Big Lebowski comes immediately to mind, though A Knight's Tale, Pulp Fiction and Raising Arizona also float to the top.

6. Name a movie musical that you know all of the lyrics to all of the songs.

Um, musicals aren't really part of my movie background, so this is a tough, tough question. I have to pass.

7. Name a movie that you have been known to sing along with.

Kill Bill... seriously. I know all the English language songs.

8. Name a movie that you would recommend everyone see.

Krzysztof Kieslowski's Trois couleurs: Blanc

9. Name a movie that you own.

I take this to mean in a way like that article about movies owning songs.... so what movie does everyone think of when they know me... The Big Lebowski, because I am Dude-like and if you haven't seen it, I show it to you.

10. Name an actor that launched his/her entertainment career in another medium but who has surprised you with his/her acting chops.


Former football player Terry Crews. He is a joy to watch as he is very expressive as a comedic actor, especially in his recent television gig as Chris Rock's father on Everybody Hates Chris. Apparently he is also an accomplished painter as well.

11. Have you ever seen a movie in a drive-in? If so, what?

The age of the drive in ended just before I could experience it.

12. Ever made out in a movie?


Guilty on multiple counts. I don't know if having Showgirls on the list of movies that this took place in is a good thing or a bad thing.

13. Name a movie that you keep meaning to see but just haven’t yet gotten around to it.


I haven't seen a Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings film after their first installments.

14. Ever walked out of a movie?

I've never walked out of a movie. I almost walked out of XXX: State of the Union.

15. Name a movie that made you cry in the theater.

E.T. If it wasn't for the "in the theatre" part, well, this would be a much longer list.

16. Popcorn?

Yes please.

17. How often do you go to the movies (as opposed to renting them or watching them at home)?

I have to really want to see it to go to the theatre now. I like the extras DVD's provide.

18. What’s the last movie you saw in the theater?

Smokin' Aces

19. What’s your favorite/preferred genre of movie?


Good Action movies with Comedy coming a close second.

20. What’s the first movie you remember seeing in the theater?


Snow White in 1983

21. What movie do you wish you had never seen?

Mission Impossible II... blech!

22. What is the weirdest movie you enjoyed?

Julie Taymor's Titus

23. What is the scariest movie you've seen?

The Thing still gives me the creeps.

24. What is the funniest movie you've seen?

Raising Arizona is to me a masterwork in the comedic arts.

If anyone else wants to do this, go for it. No tagging is involved.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

No, not Snake Plissken too

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I guess Hollywood is just aching to wreck every movie I loved as a kid by remaking them. The latest victim, if it wasn't obvious from my title, is Escape from New York, the 1981 John Carpenter film based on the premise that New York City was turned into a maximum security prison, and when an international crisis looms, there is only one man tough enough to go in and do the job... Snake Plisskin, an eye-patch wearing anti-hero played brilliantly by Kurt Russell.

After the success this weekend of the 300, the name bandied about to replace Russell in the remake is Gerard Butler, the actor who also played the title role in Dracula 2000 and appeared in Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life and Timeline

Now, I am not saying that Gerard Butler is a bad actor, not at all. It is just that Kurt Russell IS Snake Plissken, it is one of his iconic characters, much like the Man with No Name and Dirty Harry ARE Clint Eastwood or Mel Gibson IS Mad Max. There is nothing any film maker can do to make me forget those performances.

And those of us who have played the modern versions of the Metal Gear Solid series know that the English language version of Solid Snake was heavily influenced by the Kurt Russell performance in that movie.

In short, Snake Plissken is one of those great B-movie badasses, and I am very distraught that someone else may play that role.

I still stand by my conviction that remakes, especially of John Carpenter's work, basically suck.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Saying Goodbye to Richard Jeni

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I generally don't write posts about the death of a celebrity (Anna Nicole Smith was a notable exception), but again, I feel the need to write about someone who has recently left this mortal coil.

I was on the phone with a friend last night, and we were discussing celebrity gossip and she asked me to find a particular story on Perez Hilton. As I scrolled down the first page, I came across the story regarding Richard Jeni's apparent suicide.

You do not want to find out about something like that from Perez Hilton, even though the blog was very respectful of his passing. I had to pause the conversation for a minute to allow the enormity of the event to sink in(and to seek additional verification).

I was stunned to hear about this turn of events, and saddened as I remember the playfulness of his comedy and the personality that made those same jokes so appealing.

The world has lost another great comic before his time.

Elayne Boosler wrote a fitting farewell for Jeni at the Huffington Post, and I think it is worth reading as is an entry about his suicide by Andy Nulman, the CEO of Just for Laughs entry. There is some real insight from these two people who knew him, though it doesn't make the event seem any less momentous.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

Week 43: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Well, given the odor in the air, there are very few places this week's ceremony is taking place, though I suspect that we are somewhere in Northern New Jersey. Hopefully they aren't filming the Sopranos here, but you never know.

And if this is New Jersey, well, this week's winner is very close to this area. You see, Max Power at The Fifth Column posted an entertaining account of what he is going to do with the 370 million dollars he won recently. While I am envious of his recent winfall, I am more jealous about his ability to write an entertaining article.

So it is with great pride that I award the Fifth Column their first Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for putting their money where their mouth was. Huzzah!



And if you remember, Max Power was also what Homer Simpson legally changed his name to in one particular episode, so again, this is a fitting award.



Congrats Max.


The rules of this little contest:
Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, March 09, 2007

Think the Geico Cavemen is bad... it gets WORSE

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You get to that point where you think that things can't get any more surreal, but then, the rabbit hole twists a bit further and you see that you were terribly, terribly wrong.

Earlier this week, I had reported on the fact that the Geico Cavemen were picked up for a pilot order by ABC. A story that has come out in recent days that it is going to be the most bland and inoffensive show out there if it gets picked up. I thought that would be the weird commercial crossover this week.

Sadly, I was mistaken. Not to be outdone, Now it seems that the Burger King is going to have a movie. You heard me.

A character which I feel safe in saying more people are creeped out by than Hannibal Lecter is going to be the star of a movie, and most likely, not a thriller either. Now, I don't know anything about the film, but I have a sneaking suspicion that before it even hits theatres, there will be mashups and reedits of its trailer that will reveal the twisted, Fincheresque underbelly of the rubber-faced Burger King and a new tagline with a variation of "That isn't beef in those burgers". You just watch...

...in Horror.

Pop Culture Heroines

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I recently wrote an entry for the blog Pop Culture Heroines after seeing that a few of my blogging friends (Tracey from Quiet Paws and Becca from No Smoking in the Skull Cave) had already taken the leap.

Now usually I am not that collaborative of a blogger, but as someone who appreciates strong female voices(especially in music), well, the unifying motif was attractive to me(no pun intended), so it seemed to be something worth looking into for me.

And as someone who watched Alias for it entire run, it seemed natural for me to talk about Sydney Bristow for my first article for the blog, and I have a few other characters in mind for some followup work.

I know a lot of my readers also like to delve into the wonderland of the pop cultural experience and so this isn't just the idle self-promotion on my part, I assure you.

Pop Culture Heroines is also looking for new writers, so if any of this sounds interesting, well you should contact Lee, the site's founder.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Burning Question: Worst Books You've read

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Hilly recently posted a meme that consisted of a list of 100 books, and other readers were supposed to examine the list and do their own variation on it. While I am not doing the meme, it did make me stop and think about some of the great books I read, and then as a sidenote, I began to think about the worst books I ever read. Now, this doesn't mean that they are in fact bad, and I have to be clear about that since at least one of my selections is likely to be someone's favorite, so keep that in mind.

Now because of the commitment involved, you most likely didn't finish some of the worst books you ever tried to read, and I understand that, so they count. I mean, there are a lot of books that I started and didn't finish. And there are others that you've probably forgotten(or repressed) that you can't or won't talk about either. Novels you've read for school count as well.

When thinking about the question, the first title that came to my mind was this book called World Without End by Sean Russell. I read it about a decade ago, and I did manage to finish it, but, wow, it really did not appeal to me, despite the fact that at the time I was into both fantasy and the history of early modern science. It just didn't captivate me.

I also recalled my grade 10 English class where we had to read both A Separate Peace by John Knowles and Salinger's Catcher in the Rye, and I hated them both. The less said about A Separate Peace the better, but I would like to note that the reason I don't like Catcher in the Rye is Holden Caufield isn't really the most likable of characters. I think my words at the time was that he was "a whiny bitch", and to this day I feel comfortable with that assessment.

So, what are some of the worst books you ever read?

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Gran Turismo, you've lost me

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I recently started playing Gran Turismo 4 again, and I came to the realization that I don't really like it anymore. It has become much like spinach, vigorous exercise and the collected works of John Milton. I know they are good for me, but I can't muster any real enthusiasm for the experience.

I should have known something was up whenever I looked through my games and I passed Gran Turismo 4 over for other titles. It never used to be that way. I mean, I used to absolutely love Gran Turismo back on the original Playstation, and the term fanboy would probably be applicable for my defense of the franchise.

At first, I didn't understand what had happened, but after giving the matter some thought, I think I realize where me and the game started moving in different directions.

That moment was when I started having the computer race for me. I think that was the factor that really brought this to a head for me.

Simulation of events is a staple of sports gaming, and I understand that, but there was just something sort of strange about a game that has events that you must run with the computer driving your car, and for those of you who haven't played the game, it isn't some quick simulation. No, you have to watch it as it races(you can go to a map mode and speed the action up 300%), and given the fact that some of these races are supposed to take 8 to 24 hours of real time to finish, well, what kind of fun is that?

I mean, there are games that I've finished in their entirety in 24 hours of gameplay. It is just demented. I finished reading Ulysses and Portrait of an Artist as a Young Man together in less time than that. I've been devoted to a game before, but at some point, you have to ask the designers, "Are you out of your ever-freakin' mind?". That is taking simulation a little bit too far.

Then there is the fact that there are cars in that game that, to put it politely, are for masochists. I am talking about the 50-100 cars that are really, really bad. I mean, yeah, having a few cars like the Daihatsi Midget and the Fiat 500 is entertaining and informative, but having so many cars like them in a game is a bit sad really. That thrill I used to get when I beat a bunch of high performance sports cars with a souped up Mini Cooper seems to be gone as well.

And I would be remiss if I didn't mention Burnout. Once you've played Burnout, you can't go without, because even when you are going 240 in GT, well, you don't feel like you are going really fast. In Burnout, even 70 miles an hour can get your heart racing. Of course, there isn't the same level of depth or even real cars in this particular racing series, but it is still fun, which when you are playing a game is the point really.

I am not denying that Gran Turismo is a well-designed game, because it truly is. It is just that it doesn't offer the thrills that it once did. Perhaps I will reconsider someday, but at the moment, I think me and GT are going to have to take a break.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

The RIAA is killing internet radio

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Once again, those great visionaries at the Recording Industry Association of America have come up with a brilliant plan. Since their corporate members are losing money, they instead devise a royalty fee structure for internet radio stations that increases them to the point that it becomes almost economically impossible for them to survive.

I mean sure, the lost revenue from the previous royalty scheme is a small price for the record companies to pay to ensure that potential customers feel alienated and that their marketing departments are going to work that much harder to entice people to buy their products, because as everybody knows, FM radio, a medium with is not being saddled with these fees, absolutely adores the midlist artist and people absolutely love being treated like thieves after buying some music.

I guess the RIAA's members have all their eggs in the music video basket... oh wait, the major music channels don't really show them anymore, and the places where they would be welcomed and given a lot of exposure are the very same places that get those nasty cease and desist letters for showing them.



Well this is a fine mess you boys and girls at the RIAA have gotten yourselves into, isn't it? I for one can't wait until I have to sign my name at the counter when I buy a CD. Now that is going to be a day to remember.

Corporate Copyright Fundamentalism. You gotta love it... or else the RIAA will kidnap you and take you to one of their special camps for re-education.

Monday, March 05, 2007

The Geico Cavemen ink deal for sitcom pilot

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I knew Geico ads were clever, but I didn't they would end up potentially spawning a new television series.

Now this isn't the first time a advertising personality has made the leap from commercials to a full-length show,(Baby Bob was the first), but I still don't feel entirely comfortable with this turn of events.

In addition to the whole promotional aspect of the show, as it would essentially be a 22 minute advertisement for Geico every week, I don't think it will work too well conceptually either, and that is my real concern.

I mean, when Phil Hartman played the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, it was comedy gold, but it had two things going for it: the sketches were short and the premise was that the character had actually lived like a caveman before becoming frozen. When you watch the commercials, the first advantage is there, but the second is most certainly not.

Since the Geico cavemen are thoroughly modern individuals who only look like an early stage in the development of man, I just don't think there will be much of a premise for the sitcom here. It is a gimmick that can't possibly last and have legs... at least the way I foresee them writing it, because the funniest angle is also the most controversial.

The show is supposed to deal with the prejudices they face in Atlanta, Georgia, and I doubt that the producers are going to be gung ho to take on the powerful enemies of the cavemen/evolution... the fundamentalist Christians. That would be bad for Geico, and perhaps poison for ABC and Disney as well. But that is where the best comedy would probably be. So in the end, it is probably going to try to be bland and inoffensive to everyone, and it really won't last.

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Puppy Envy: A Culture Kills Comic

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I feel a little dirty after putting this one together because after doing the work to post it, I realized that it could be possibly be taken in a way that I had not originally intended, and could be a little more offensive than I thought.

Puppy Envy



I am prepared for the worst here.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Week 42: Pageant of the Transmundane

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This week's award is being broadcast from the deck of the S.S. Heart of Gold, and really nothing could be more Transmundane than that this week, especially when I push this little button.

Now I just have to figure out why there are naked clones of Queen Victoria are throwing figs and what appear to be chinchillas at a platinum statue of William H. Macy while chanting the lyrics to "Thick as a Brick" in Esperanto on the main viewer.

With that startling and frightening image in your minds, the winner of the terrestrial Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award seems like a good place to segue to. Now there were a few entries which were in the running this week but Angela Gunn at Tech Space managed to get a late entry in for this award this afternoon after she found a tasty clip posted at Salon.com of an alternate take on the new season teaser for HBO's The Sopranos and it tickled the pop cultural archivist in me.

And since it is an award for something based on pop culture and The Sopranos, well, this image seemed to be the most appropriate expression of the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award.



Congrats Angela on nabbing award Number 42. You must admit that it is fitting.



So Long and thanks for all the... how does that go again?


The rules of this little contest:
Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.