Monday, March 09, 2009

Express Checkout: The Simpson and Cher Mystery Hour

  • Ashlee Simpson is set to star in the upcoming revamping of Melrose Place. And no, she is not going to be playing someone related to Allison Parker. Why I remember that character name, I'll never know. Is it because I based the actress who played that part for writing a novel? Just like the secret of how many licks it takes to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop, the world may never know. But really, does anyone need to see Ashlee Simpson (or her sister for that matter) act ever again. I mean, the next thing I am going to hear is that some porn actress got cast to basically play a prostitute by a big director... and that wouldn't happen, would it? Errr... man....

  • Add Cher to the list of celebs that are going after the Octomom. Given the fact that Cher herself has made a few classic missteps in the past, well, I take some of her anger with a grain of salt. That and the fact that they look surprisingly similar.
    And since this is the first and last time I am going to mention that particularly artificially fertile woman, I thought that the best parting shot would be a particularly apt segment that TMZ did about her on Wednesday called Eight Times The Fun.

  • I was browsing The Wulfshead the other day and I came across a picture of a woman in an Alice in Wonderland-inspired latex creation (no nudity or anything), and I am being driven mad because she looks so familiar to me and I just can't put my finger on why. Maybe she is one of the myriad of gals Samuraifrog or various other bloggers have brought to my attention over the years, or someone who appeared in a commercial or a singer/film actress, and I can't place her. For all I know, I am being reminded of someone else, and my mind just can't put the pieces together. I was hoping someone out there might be able to drop a puzzle piece into place for me.

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