Thursday, August 31, 2006

NotBean's Last 24 Hours on Earth.

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Ok, I exaggerated there, it is only her last 24 hours in her little room here. So visit NotBean.com or else...

Evil Cork Hat

...the evil cork hat that devoured Yahoo Serious will come after you too... and no one wants an evil cork hat coming after your soul, do they? Samuel L. Jackson may have bested some snakes, but he'd be doomed going against an evil cork hat. All I am saying.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Has photo-manipulation gone too far?

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There has been a lot of discussion online over the past couple of years regarding not only the utility of Photoshop, but the dangers it poses as well. This entry is somewhat of a continuation of the discussion begun in What is Hollywood Ugly? so bear with me.

I remembered seeing a few pictures which were used in ads at a retouching portfolio, one of a bikini model and another of a smiling blonde woman. Now, these may be slightly more extreme examples of this kind of work, we all know deep down that a lot of the images in magazines have been given this type of treatment, and I can see why they do this... I mean, before the age of Photoshop, it was Vaseline on the lens and an actual airbrush to try to make the subjects of the photos look better, but of course, that was a much more costly operation as well.

I remember about a decade ago when Time Magazine was caught featuring a doctored photo of OJ Simpson for their cover to make it look darker and more sinister, and they were blasted for that use of the technology, and has since changed their photo policy to make such an incident less likely.

Sinister OJ Simpson

However, having such tools at one's disposal make the temptation to alter a photo to be more pleasing or fitting with the image that one wants to convey. And as more people become proficient in the use of image-editing software, the number of people who can do that kind of work is ever increasing. It seems likely that there has been some photo alterations (that go beyond the ordinary burn-dodge-corrections) that have made it into the mainstream media which watchdogs haven't caught, and it seems unlikely that if they passed the muster then, they will not be discovered now.

And amateurs also are becoming increasingly adept at altering photographs to "improve" them. One example is a picture that is simply called "Photoshop Girl" which I have posted below in a smaller size.

Photoshop Girl



The site where the larger version used to appear seems to have gone under, so unfortunately, I cannot present that information to you.

The caption reads (well, I read it on a forum it seems to conform with the little translation I was able to get out of translation site): "Adobe Photoshop... your girlfriend will love it." and I admit that for the most part, it is a good composition and alteration of the photo, although within seconds, I can tell that it was done by a non-professional (and I am not saying that I could do better), because there are glaring mistakes that make it obvious even if I only saw the second photo that it was an altered article. However, the sophistication of the actual alteration of the portrait is astonishing on many levels. While not as radical a change as some of the other above pictures, the difference is stunning.

It is because of these kinds of alterations that I think a lot of people have body image problems... they compare themselves to a digitally-altered model, and there are very few people who can live up to that standard.... even the people who were photographed for those pictures. And even those of us who feel that they are above such things, well, constantly seeing pictures of cleaned up models and actors/actresses still affects the judgment and beauty standard of those who see them. I think that's part of the reason why the public has a morbid curiosity about which celebrities have had plastic surgery and what people look like without their makeup... because such activities take some of the veneer of these people's seeming physical perfection.... and that might be a healthy thing.


Bizarre Video makes me wonder about Coincidence

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OK, I just saw this on YouTube and I just had to post it. HAD TO.

The Simpsons vs. Star Trek

Star Trek meets the Simpsons The above image is from AntonioGenna.com

It is so cool and outlandish that if I had seen it on someone else's blog first, well, that could have been award-winning, but as it is, it is something to marvel at.

But the kicker to all this is the dude that did it... his YouTube name is culturekiller.

You see why I HAD to post it. It was like kismet or whatever you call it.

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Please, someone save us from the remakes

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So it has come to my attention that, once again, a John Carpenter movie is going to be remade.

And this time that auteur Rob Zombie is coming for Halloween, and I am going to do what I suspect he is going to do to that movie to a famous quote by Pastor Martin Niemöller:

First they came the Hammer Horror Films
and I did not speak out
because I was not a fan of Hammer.
Then they came for Psycho
and I did not speak out
because it was Hitchcock for god's sake.
Then they came for the tv shows
and I did not speak out
because they were remaking tv, how bad could those movies be.
Then they came for Halloween
and there were no properties left
to save me from that horror.

As you can see, I've not only trivialized the intent of the original by adding a lot of needless pop culture references and gore, but I've destroyed anything important it originally have to say.

Think I am once again over-reacting? Let's look at the Carpenter remake checklist, shall we?

Assault on Precinct 13 - What did they do to the taut original version? Wrecked it, that's what.
The Fog - Wow... I've seen air accidents on Mayday that were prettier than that disaster.

Even Carpenter remaking Carpenter was horrible (Ghosts of Mars... blech!). So my question is: have the bones of Michael Myers and that mythology not been picked enough, and is it not an unprecedented move to remake the first movie in a series that saw its last installment just 4 years ago. I mean, it is just bizarre.

I wonder if all these movie remakes are part of the reason why literary plagiarism is seemingly on the rise these days. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if there really was a correlation.

Monday, August 28, 2006

The smallest changes have the biggest effect

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I discovered a few things over the weekend, and through that cathartic process, I have come to some conclusions, the most immediate result of which is I've decided that, in part, I am not longer going to hide behind my initials.

I mean, I don't really talk about anything personal here, so who or what am I really hiding from. And given the fact that many of you already know my name anyway, well, it was becoming less and less an issue.

So let the stalking begin. (Ok, I really shouldn't be joking about that. Really)

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Saturday, August 26, 2006

Week 15: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Once again we return to the red carpet and fashion tour-de-force that is the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Awards. Ok, Ok, I admit it, we hold the ceremonies in Weehawken, New Jersey to save costs, but that shouldn't matter, now should it?

Anyway, on with the show. This week we are coming off a two-time winner who produced an original video to snatch a win at the last minute, and again, an original video took the prize this week.

Aric McKeown, the tenant who just left room 110, left a lasting impression on me with a post he made on Wednesday of a pseudo-children's show segment called Danny Washington and Educational Egg.

While not as creepy as Wonder Showzen/Kids Show, it does have some of that demented flavor, and so, I am pleased to present this Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award to Aric. Congratulations.

Homer Loves TV

And as a new addition to this week's award is a little graphic that the winner can put on their site in recognition of their win.

week 15 transmundanity


The code to embed it on your page:


<a href="http://rantocracy.blogspot.com/2006/08/week-15-pageant-of-transmundane.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://YOURURLHERE.week15.gif" /></a>


Now, if any previous winner wants their own version of that graphic, I am happy to provide you with one as well.

The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.comand we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, August 25, 2006

The Tenant in Room 111: NotBean

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Although it is a very young blog(like a newborn baby, you can still talk about how many days old it is), NotBean has already garnered 18000 hits. Could 25peeps have something to do with that? I don't know. What I do know is it is an entertaining blog, and when I saw the blog amongst my tenant choices, it made my job that much easier.

Notbean.com

Of course, notbean likes anime, as should be obvious by now. She also has a dog that is entirely too smart for it's own good, one that was probably a used car salesman in another life.

On the pop cultural side, how could I fail to mention the killing Kermit the Frog, though the post does take on a more philosophical approach, and that is ok. Speaking of which, one of her weekly features is the Philosophy Blog War, which looks to develop into something very interesting as more people get involved. Now, seeing as she is Australian, and philosophy is involved, I am was tempted to make a certain Monty Python reference, but I thought better of it.

But perhaps the most telling entry is from her first day blogging when she came to the stunning realization that "I'm not angry enough to be a blogger"

I remember Culture Kills being a newly-formed blog, and I know how much a blog can change over the months and years, so on some level it makes me feel good to give a little more exposure to this relatively new voice in the blogging community.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

The Dane Cook Checklist

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Dane Cook

My To-Do list for this week:

  • Make dirty comments at an inappropriate time -Check

  • Embarrass a skinny television actress- Check (same time as above)

  • Knock a Starlet's tooth out- Check

  • Have people take me seriously as an actor - N/A



This Film is Not Yet Rated

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I really enjoy exposé films about secret practices, especially when it comes to the media. I was an ardent fan of documentaries like Outfoxed, Who is Alan Smithee?, Boffo and even the underrated Midnight Movies: From the Margin to the Mainstream, and next weekend another film is opening which continues this tradition.

This Film is Not Yet RatedOn September 1st, This Film is Not Yet Rated shines a bright light onto the governing body of film, the MPAA. For years, the people who decide what movies are rated have been able to hide behind anonymity and vague assertions to make decisions for the public, and on numerous occasions the board has given a lot of mixed signals and seeming preferential treatment given to bigger studios and more powerful directors, because an R-rated movie is commercially-viable, but a rating of NC-17 is in effect, a crippling blow for most movies, and because big studios have so much invested in these movies, they sometimes drastically alter these movies(usually for sexual content) to get them a Restricted rating.

If you've been reading my blog for a while you know that censorship really pisses me off, especially when it is done with a double standard, which it seems the MPAA operates on.

So how did documentarian Kirby Dick shed some light on this cloistered and powerful organization. He hired a private detective agency to gather information on the members so that he could confront a number of them to get a better sense of how decisions are actually made in their chambers, while at the same time talking to directors and actors about their experiences with the MPAA. And because these discussions may have footage that the MPAA already had issue with, it is likely this movie is ironically enough going to receive an NC-17 or have no rating at all, which may drastically impact its distribution. Since censorship is one of my hot-button issues, I thought it was important for me to generate a little more word-of-mouth attention for the film in any little way I could. While I couldn't link to the trailer from the movie's site, I did find it on YouTube, which will give you a good idea of what the movies all about, though I think the theme of who is watching the watchmen is appropriate.

So if you have an interest in seeing the best movies you can or in censorship, I hope you seek this movie out.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Tree Wave: A Culture Kills Interview

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Tree WaveTree Wave is a Dallas-based duo, comprised of Paul Slocum and Lauren Gray, who specialize in the spectacular blend of slowcore/shoegazer sensibilities and the DIY aesthetic. In this case, the do-it-yourself part is based on antiquated gaming systems and computer equipment, something that for a lot of bands may have been a gimmick but Tree Wave's music transcends that label with fine artistry and wonderful composition.

I discovered the band through their excellent music video for their track Sleep, posted on Youtube, and after doing a little more research, I discovered not only a band that had an interesting history and production methods to explore, but also one that had aspirations beyond music. I was fortunate enough to catch up with Paul Slocum electronically (coincidentally enough) to ask him a few questions about the band.

MC: How did you come to the decision that repurposed consumer electronics would best fit your musical vision?

PS: It was a gradual thing. I did it some when I was a kid, and later on with my previous band, we started working some Commodore and Atari stuff in. Eventually I decided to see what it would sound like if I used only 8-bit gear.

MC: Do you feel your equipment and techniques naturally lend themselves to the shoegaze/ambient pop sound?

PS: They all do if you program them and set them up right, although they work especially well together to create a full sound. The piece of gear most conducive to the sound is the OPL3 (DOS sound card FM synth chip). And even more so when run through a BOSS Heavy Metal Pedal.

The existing Commodore software was no good since it was geared for techno sounding stuff. My own C64 synth program works pretty well for the shoegaze sound. It even has a whammy space) bar.

MC: I remember doing a little auditory programming in the early 1980s on a Vic-20 with the old tape drive, and I know how time consuming that process was. Do you find that when you've done your own programming on the C64 for instance, that you had a specific sound in mind, or it was more a process of trial and error to find something interesting from the equipment?


PS: The C64 program I wrote is designed to be played live. So once it was programmed, you could mess around with it and figure out how to get whatever sound you wanted. I like stuff that has a live playable interface rather than all tracked/sequenced/programmed by hand.

MC: So the way you developed your sound allows you to experiment with your sound like other traditional instruments would?


PS: Yeah, that's important to me for composition. I've even sampled some of the Atari and printer stuff to experiment with in real time.

MC: Do you see Tree Wave experimenting with other vintage forms of musical technology/techniques (older synths or organs/tape looping/turntablism) in the future?

PS: No, probably more with more modern stuff. Right now I'm making videos and music with web design mechanisms (animated GIFs, MIDI files, sound loops, etc.)

MC: I see that you have also done some work in installation art and you now run an art gallery in the Dallas area. Do you feel that music and the visual arts should have more of a connection in this modern age of interactivity?

PS: Yeah, definitely. In Europe and New York it seems to have a better connection than it does here (partly because of cool art/music crossover venues). And I've heard it's starting to crossover more in Austin. All the hipsters are starting to go to art openings. That's good, I think.

Almost all my installations involve music in some way. I think about music and art in very similar ways. Part of what opened it all up for me was more conceptual music like Alvin Lucier and Steve Reich.

MC: I've read on your site that you are currently at work on new music. Does that mean that a new album is forthcoming?

PS: I hope so. I've got too many projects going on at once right now, so it's slow going. I'll eventually put out something, although I may have to crossover my installation work and music work. Which would mean the next album would be more challenging and less accessible. And it might be a DVD instead of a CD.

MC: So some of your the work you are doing with videos and other web technologies could conceivably be part of that final project?

PS: Yes. Actually the first time I recorded something and called it "Tree Wave" (the second level of Crystal Castles), my sequencer software disk on my Atari ST had gone bad, and I was using my drum machine to trigger guitar and drum riffs I had recorded into my sampler.

So the idea of Tree Wave to me is using interfaces and musical composition methods that I'm not used -- not necessarily 8-bit. I'm not sure what it'll evolve into.

MC: Are there any artists or groups that you would like to collaborate with in the future either on tour or in the recording studio?


PS: Tours and collaborations would be awesome, but I never seem to find time for either. I need to find some way to make money doing this crap so I can quit my day job first.

MC: Thank you so much for your time.

You can purchase Tree Wave’s Cabana EP at AtariAge and ToneVendor. The band also has an excellent website and a Myspace profile so you can get a little more information about their upcoming tours and other art-related activities.

If you are a band on MySpace or GarageBand and you would like to be interviewed, please read this post and/or drop me a line and we'll discuss the matter further.

Last Call for "Make Me Watch TV"

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Well, there is less that 24 hours to visit Aric at Make Me Watch TV



Because with today's cable systems, there really is 57 channels or more with nothing on.

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

Me and CoComment have parted ways

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I enjoyed using CoComment the past couple of months, but I've been having an increasing number of problems with it on the client side and in discovering this problem, it made the extension less viable for the blog as well(as I need to be recording comments at other blogs for them to show up here), so I have removed the recent comments functionality from this site.

Hopefully these actions will also improve load times for my readers as well.

Monday, August 21, 2006

There is a game worse than E.T.

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This is some super gaming geekdom here, so not everyone is going to want to read this. Just giving you some fair warning.

There are some games that you feel cheated having played at whatever price, and I am sure we all have one or two of those titles in our pasts... some of them more recent than others(I am looking at you five-dollar copy of Celebrity Deathmatch). Of course, there are a few titles that always make the lists for the worst games ever made, but I am here to make sure that another licensed game gets some unwanted credit on some of these lists.

You see, I owned E.T.(I probably still own a copy of it), and I have to tell you, in the grand scheme of things, it wasn't the worst licenced game I had played for on the 2600. It was OK. Of course, I am not going to say it wasn't one of the reasons for the great video game crash, because then I would be lying.

No, there is another title which never gets mentioned whenever bad games are discussed. You see, I played another Spielberg-inspired game that left me scarred for life, and that game was called Raiders of the Lost Ark. Of course, both games were created by the same man, Howard Scott Warshaw, who also did the amazing Yar's Revenge, so I am puzzled by just how bad this particular title is. I mean, the thing had potential, real potential. After all, unlike E.T., Raiders of the Lost Ark was a great action movie, so there were lots of ways to make that fun. But it wasn't... it was boring, repetitive and difficult, three of the cardinal sins of gaming. In terms of gameplay, it was one of the most opaque games I ever played... I did eventually beat it, but my god, there was no clear sense of how to do anything, and the instructions were little help. Let's take a look at the game, shall we?

ACK Raiders of the Lost Ark

And what is sad is that the same year the Raiders game came out, Pitfall was released by Activision, and because that company was formed by ex-Atari people, it makes me wonder if the split hadn't happened, what a Raiders game based on the Pitfall-model would have been like.

I really wanted to like this game, I really did, but alas, it was not to be. And the fact that after all these years I can still remember it for being so bad, I think that really says something, don't you? Though I think I miss the days where you could see an entire game played out in 4 minutes.


Sunday, August 20, 2006

In accordance of my new rental agreement

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Since I wasn't able to give my current renter my standard rental deeplinkage, I promised to post something about the midway point of the rental.

So I ask you to visit Make Me Watch TV, and Vote, Baby Vote *

That is all.

My first Deee-lite reference ever.

Animal Farm Redux: A Culture Kills Comic

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Another Strip Generator enabled creation

Animal Farm Redux



I'd hate to be old MacDonald is all I am saying.

Saturday, August 19, 2006

Week 14: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Well, I the gang over here at Culture Kills has a distinct honor tonight (OK, OK, it is just l'il ole me over here, but it looks sad just saying that). You see, this week's winner was a previous winner so we have our first double winner. WOOHOO!

So who is this lucky winner and what did they find or do this week to get themselves another taste of the sweet, sweet glory that is the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award? Why they did a little dancing is all.

You see, Karl over at Secondhand Tryptophan literally stole this award out of another blogger's hand this week by really raising the ante. His surreal video of him dancing away to Jessie's Girl was a production that is both haunting and humorous. Like the Kramer, I can't look away.

So in honor of this achievement, this Dancing Homer Prize shall be yours. Enjoy it in good health. *starts the tape with Baby Elephant Walk*

Dancing Homer

So I congratulate Karl on breaking some new ground here. Huzzah! I think it calls for another dance.


The rules of this little contest
: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, August 18, 2006

Remembering some good ole 1980's Schlock!

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With it being Snakes on a Plane Friday, I got a little wistful and began thinking about some of the wonderfully cheesy 1980's horror movies I saw as a kid, and I thought I would share a few of them with you.

Now I could mention movies like Tremors and Return of the Living Dead, but where would the fun be in that?

The first movie that I thought of when I started on this little odyssey to the era or Reagan was 1986's Night of the Creeps. Now, the recent Slither took a lot from this movie, but accept no substitutes. I mean, it has all the requisite elements for an 80's horror movie. College kids-Check, aliens-Check, Zombies-Check, a Serial Killer-Check, and yes, a sense of campy humor-Double check. The basic plot involves worm-like creatures that eat people's brains from the inside and it is all good, gory fun from there, and if you love the attitude of Bruce Campbell's Ash, you will really enjoy Tom Atkins take on the burnt-out cop Ray Cameron. (And did I mention that every main character in the movie is named after a horror director).

Now I could try to describe 1985's The Stuff to you, but I think the New York Times does it better than I ever could. I would describe it as 1 part The Blob, one part The Thing and one heaping spoonful of social satire. All in all, it is a frothy and sweet good time, and you will never look at Cool Whip the same again.

And I would be remiss if I didn't mention C.H.U.D., after all, you can't talk about the schlock without it, because C.H.U.D. is a glorious return to the B-movies of the 1950's. There is radiation in them there sewers and where you got radiation, you got blood-thirsty mutants, and of course, mutants got to feed above ground, and in this case, they have a choice buffet that includes Daniel Stern, John Heard, John Goodman, Jay Thomas and Kim Greist. It isn't a great film(though it is award winning), but it delivers some good jolts for bucks. The IMDB has it rated at 4.5/10, but it is better than that.

Of course, I am sure you, my readers, have a few more suggestions that could satiate someone's appetite for some cheap and messy thrills this weekend, so I open the floor to you all.

So, if you don't want to bear witness to the Rocky Horror Picture Show with snakes tonight or this weekend, you can still get your B Horror flick fix this weekend at your local video store or even perhaps from your On-Demand cable system. I am not guaranteeing you will like these movies, only that they bring back good memories for me.

DVD Boxsets: Getting through the delays

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What do Daria, The Wonder Years, WKRP in Cincinnati and PBS's 10-part miniseries on Rock and Roll have in common?

Each of these series are in a grey area when it comes to DVD release because of the amount of licensed music that each program contained, and the negotiation of fees and permissions for tens to hundreds of pieces of music, and I was thinking there had to be a better way for the fans, the major corporation and the talent to all get what they wanted.

I mean, if you think about it, the fact that many of these music-rich shows don't have official DVD releases is leading to offshore outlets to create them and sell them to North American consumers, or to bootleg material from other regions like the UK for our own region. Additionally, hearing that music on episodic television DVD's would probably also spur on sales for a lot of back catalog albums and inspire some iTunes purchases.

Now my solution to this whole mess is both simple and radical at the same time. For a lot of these series, I don't see why a sliding scale fee couldn't be assessed and levied on these products per unit so that people who enjoy watching uncensored and original cuts of series can have that and the music industry can have a cut of the pie. Of course, the costs of that would most likely be passed on to the consumer, but at this point, I would gladly pay it to be able to watch some of my favorite series unaltered and commercial-free. The way I see it is, all this red tape that the music industry is throwing up to make the process as complicated as possible is costing them money... a lot of money.

Of course, logic and licensing seem to be in short supply when together, so I have grave doubts that such a plan could ever come to fruition, and that is a right shame, because a whole new generation of viewers and music listeners are missing out.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Tenant in Room 110: Make Me Watch TV

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Since this is a different kind of site, I don't think my previous methods of linking to a lot of backposts would effectively convey the genius behind this blog site, however, I have made an alternate plan for dealing with this. But on with the intro.

Make Me Watch TV

The site is called Make Me Watch TV, and the premise is simple: Aric McKeown is forced to watch whatever show his readers want him to through the process of online polling. Now we can all be mean and make him watch the worst television possible or force him to miss a show that he really likes, or you can be kind and let him watch shows that he clearly enjoys. It is up to you, and that is the beauty of this experiment.

Of course, like a lot of reality shows, there is an element of block voting, and as such I have a favor to ask.

I remember when I wrote about Prison Break last week, I mentioned that the second season premiere would be a good place to jump into the series, and I want to put this hypothesis to the test. So, I would like to ask all my readers to vote for Prison Break at 7PM August 21st. What makes this a decent experiment is Aric hated watching Prison Break when he was forced to last season, and it looks like some of the things he didn't like about the show are now not part of the equation, and I want to know if I was indeed right about my initial thought. This is the only influence I am going to try to peddle here, and Aric, think of this as the lesser of many evils... namely 7th Heaven. Other than that, vote away... just vote for whatever you want to at his site.

To make this intro a little more fair for Aric, I am going to post a reminder about voting in general at his site in a few days so he will get the full benefits of this rental.

Ooh... that hurts me as a Canadian

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Wow... I heard something in a commercial today that made me truly question my citizenship.

What was it?

Step Up was the Number 1 movie in the country this weekend.

Now that sucks a little bit of my soul away, but I do have the consolation that the number 1 movie wasn't Bon Cop, Bad Cop. There is always that.

Now I am wondering what movie is going to be number one this weekend up here... I have a slithery feeling I know.


Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Wondermark: Another Comic Strip that Fills me with Glee

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Thanks to my most recent Blog Explosion tenant, I discovered a lovable little comic strip called Wondermark, which uses old lithograph and line drawings as the basis for telling modern jokes. I loved this type of thing when I had a Mad Magazine book full of them, but this time around, the jokes are a lot more cutting. David Malki knows what he is doing, that is for sure.

The most recent comic for instance has a nice celebrity gossip feel to it and the one before referenced terrorism.

It is at times surreal, blasphemous, and spot-on in choosing its targets. I mean, who wouldn't pay to see this fight. I mean, it is gold, pure comedy gold.

Again, I am probably picking up a trend a little too late, but for those of you who haven't seen it, check out Wondermark. It is worth the time and it updates twice weekly.

You should also roll over the pictures while you are there, as the ALT tags have jokes as well. Hope you enjoy the find.

Loving your City: A prerequisite for art?

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I'm feeling a little philosophical tonight, so bear with me.

Recently I heard the Beastie Boys' An Open Letter to NYC, and it has just stuck with me the past few weeks. I know it is a post-911 song and all, but there is still a lot of love doled out to the individuality and character of the city and I realized that I've never lived someplace that I enjoyed enough and was so interesting to immortalized in an love song to the seemingly inanimate yet breathing entity that is a city. I sort of envy that feeling.

Perhaps it is my own fault, as I may be closed off to some of the things that make my mildly cosmopolitan place of residence interesting, but love is probably the one thing that I don't feel. Or it could be that I indeed live someplace that has some problems. I mean, for a few years we had our art gallery at the mall to make way for a casino, which is weird in a sad way.

Now a lot of people love New York (if they didn't, they wouldn't buy the t-shirts, would they?*), Chicago (oh how I want thee), Boston, Los Angeles, Seattle... the list goes on and on, and of course a lot of laudatory work has been produced about most of them along with a fair share of derogatory works of verse, fiction and non-fiction. So I guess the more general question is this: can great art be derived from a locale that the creator is apathetic towards or outright loathes?

* I know they are for tourists. Really, I do.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

If things go out of whack on the blog.

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Tell me... because I joined the Blogger beta and I want to make sure I don't screw anything up royally as I get things in order. I expect that some of you will have to add comments through the "other" category on the commenting page for a little bit. Sorry about that, but it is something I can't control unfortunately.

And try as I might, I just can't get rid of that ad at the bottom. Every time I do, the layout on individual entries gets messed up. I am investigating a workaround.

In the meantime, my efforts to categorize are moving along smoothly, so expect some results by the end of the week, though I am not using the new tag/category system that blogger is trying to introduce because I would have to do something before I could use it, and that would require totally scrapping this template, which is something I am not willing to do at this time.

*end boring design report*

Less that 24 Hours left to visit my tenant

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Well, the time has come to bid goodbye to Because Scientists Really are Funnier than You Are. Don't make me call out Professor Frink to help...

Professor Frink

...with the stretching, and the hurting and the Moo-ving. So visit his blog while you still can. Goyvinglaving!

Monday, August 14, 2006

Prison Break: The Second Season

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It is just one week until the second season of Prison Break premieres, and I am looking forward to seeing what happens next. The first season was good popcorn television, and while there were some plotholes in retrospect, at the time, things seemed plausible and it was good exciting fun. It is little wonder that it was paired up with 24, as the creators of both shows understood how to really work with the medium to both maintain a nice sense of tension and keep people watching.

I just hope that the quality of the show doesn't suddenly plummet to the earth like other series have when they've reached their second season (I'm looking at you, The O.C. and Twin Peaks), and given the fact that the premise of the show has now radically changed, a lot of that boxed-in tension is probably gone, but there are other conflicts that can be explored now, and there are still so many questions left unanswered regarding the various conspiracies that were established in the first season of the show. And with the change of setting and mood, this may be one of those ideal times to start watching Prison Break if you missed it the first season, as I am sure there will be a good recap at the beginning of next week's premiere.

And speaking of the change in setting, the idea that Michael Scofield is going to be pursued by someone that may be his intellectual equal is intriguing (and we all know that the Tommy Lee Jones/Harrison Ford dynamic worked well in the film The Fugitive, and that kind of thing drove the original series of that same name), and William Fichtner is a good choice to play the role of that pursuer. Of course, I have a feeling that his character isn't going to be motivated purely by duty, and that could make for some interesting episodes.

But the fact that both Patricia Wettig and John Billingsley have signed on to new shows makes me wonder how the plotlines are going to change now, because they were sort of integral to the flow of the story. Series regulars Stacy Keach and Sarah Wayne Callies are probably not likely to return either, which may take a lot of the energy out of the show, as they all played interesting characters.

All in all, I want to see how well this new format holds up. It isn't like the show has any real competition in its timeslot to me (Deal or No Deal, Wife Swap and 7th Heaven are not my favorites), so I will probably continue to watch it even if it isn't as good this season.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

I just had to repost this

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Jess over at Apropos of Something found a recent Sierra Mist commercial that seems rather prophetic now, and I just had to repost it. It is so worth seeing now.

Enjoy the madness of Kathy Griffin, Jim Gaffigan and Michael Ian Black, though you should totally check out Jess's entry too, as there is a lot of good stuff posted.

The Great Questions: A Culture Kills Comic

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I've been there, I truly have been, but my pain is your laughter, so enjoy.

The Great Questions: A Culture Kills Comic



Produced with the wonderful Strip Generator.

Saturday, August 12, 2006

Week 13: Pageant of the Transmundane

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So it is week 13 of this wonderful award, and this week I have sought enlightenment to ward off the ill-effects of the number 13.

In that very same vein, Jody over at Come on Pilgrim has discovered some strange pudding molds in the shape of Buddha, which begs the question... how much do you love Buddha. I mean, it is one thing to rub his belly, but to have a creamy soft graven image of him INSIDE your belly, well, that has got affect your karma in a serious way.

On one level, I would love to eat a religious figure, and since I am not Catholic, I haven't had a chance to do so, and now for some strange reason I want to see the Order, and I don't know why.

I could go on, but if I do, I will probably end up offending a few more religions, and I don't want to do that, so I will just eat my croissant and hand over this lovely award to Jody.

Homer and the Beer Keg

Personally I was looking for a little bit of oiled up Homer action to go with the pudding-filled Buddhas, but what can you do. Congrats Jody and keep up the great work.

The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, August 11, 2006

Oh yeah, we're workin' hard, on the REDESIGN *

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This weekend I am going to be doing a little blog renovation, a project that may extend into next week as I try a few new things out, so it could get a little messy around here as I work the kinks out of a few trouble areas (because we all know things never work perfectly the first time you do it). I don't know how drastic some of my changes may be, but I do plan on getting things in a bit better order.

One thing I am vowing to do this weekend however is to remove the all the ads, because really, I am not making any money from them and they are taking up some prime real estate on my sidebar and footer, so in my mind it is worth using that space for other, more deserving elements.

There will be no downtime. My other scheduled articles like the Pageant of the Transmundane and the Culture Kills comic will still be on time, so no need to worry about that. I may even get around to, I don't know, categorizing my entries in my own special way, which is something that I've needed to do for quite some time and at 150 entries, it seemed like it was now or never, so those of you who follow my feed and have it set up to pick up "updated articles"... I apologize in advance.

I was just giving you all a bit of a heads-up, because you know what they say: forewarned is forearmed.

*I took a page from a few bloggers' books and used a song lyric, in this case, Edith Frost's Albany Blues from her Calling over Time album.

Now that looks like a Bad Canadian Movie

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I've been seeing previews for a movie which looks like it might scar me for life.

It is called Bon Cop, Bad Cop, and the word bad does indeed spring to mind when watching the trailer. Edit: I've been seeing a full English trailer, so some of the crappiness is getting lost in the lack of translation.

Because that's just what we needed up here: a Canadian buddy cop movie that doesn't have the words "Police" or "Academy" in it.

The movie stars Colm Feore, who played Pierre Trudeau in a miniseries and acted alongside Anthony Hopkins and Jessica Lange in Titus, though truth be told, his biggest splashes internationally were probably playing Andre Linoge(if you give him what he wants, he'll go away) in Storm of the Century or appearing in the film The Chronicles of Riddick. He is also a fellow alumni of the university I attended, so it pains me to see him acting in this movie, because he is better than this.

And of course, you know that the Anglophone is going to be the uptight prig in this whole mess while the Quebecois cop is going to be the dynamic and "entertaining" one.

Now, some of you are going to say, how do you know it is going to be a bad movie? Well, the fact that it had 4 screenwriters is a good clue. For my American and international readers, let's just say I feel glad you probably will never have the opportunity to see this movie, because it would bring down our country's comedic credibility. I also feel bad that Rick Mercer got all caught up in this mess as well.

In short, I feel some deep down Canadian shame now.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

The Obligatory Snakes on a Plane Posting

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I've mentioned Snakes on a Plane in passing a number of times, but I have never given the film a full entry before. But with only 8 days until it opens wide, now seemed like as good a time as any to talk about it.

Whether it is horrible(which is likely) or actually a decent movie(I wouldn't hold my breath), Snakes on a Plane will probably go down as one of the best virally-marketed movies ever made, because all this attention is a such a total surprise to the studio, isn't it? I think that on some level this whole campaign was planned from the top on down since they filmed it, though I imagine the executives at New Line Cinema didn't expect the movie to take off like this, no pun intended.

Snakes on a Plane

Think about it. I remember so many stories about all these little facts about the movie over the past couple months: how the poster image for the movie was adapted from the cover of a porno movie(they added wings to a particular element), how Samuel L. Jackson demanded that the title stay Snakes on a Plane, and how the studio was deciding to film additional scenes to make it an R-rated movie. Of course, the recent story about how the studio wasn't going to have any pre-release screenings for critics and the special SOAP phone messages Mr. Jackson will leave for someone you know are also well-discussed in the media. As Jeremy over at Popped Culture noted, "It may have started as a fan joke, but it is now in the realm of blockbuster marketing." And of course, I am contributing to the marketing effort by writing about the marketing, aren't I?

The movie had a relatively small budget by Hollywood standards(35 million), especially compared to some of the movies that have already been released this year. And given the fact that its release date meant the film missed out on competing with most of the other major movies this summer, if it hits on August 18th and outpaces say World Trade Center or Zoom, it does seem like it only has one movie to worry about outdistancing the following week, and that is Invincible with Mark Wahlberg about a walk-on fan who played for the Philadelphia Eagles in the late 1970's. In short, it probably won't really matter if it is good or bad... it will still make its money back, which is probably the most important thing to the studio in this case.

So given the company involved, the casting, the subject matter and the relative cost of the movie, it seemed like an ideal candidate to test out this form of non-traditional marketing. Of course, we won't know until August 21st just how effective this campaign was, but I have a feeling, when the second edition of Peter Bart's Boffo comes out, it will be prominently featured. How much it merits that attention will be up to the gods of cinema to decide.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

The Tenant in Room 109: Because Scientists are Funnier Than You Are

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My current renter is a little blog called Because Scientists Are Funnier Than You Are, which was one I've never read before, but it tickled me so I thought it was worth the space.

Because Scientists are Funnier Than You Are

This is another older blog, with entries running back into 2002. Most of the old entries are short commentaries on links and they lack permalinks so I can't really discuss them or bring any particular one to your attention. When it comes to politics, we don't exactly see eye to eye, but by god, when he goes after pop culture figures, he is merciless in a way I just have to respect, and very very funny while doing it as well.

So let's start with the Dear Abby letter he always wanted to write. He also wrote a great rip about the woman who is suing Gene Simmons for defamation because she appeared beside him in a picture in a documentary as the number of his sexual conquests was revealed.

And speaking of sex, I would be remiss if I didn't mention his take on
Angelina Jolie
's prowess as a lover. Or a wonderfully sly take on the potential I Dream of Jeannie movie which has some decent shots at Jessica Simpson. And this David Hasselhoff ad has to be seen to be believed.

I think my favorite posting most recently from the site is this article that uses the movie Weird Science as a template to evaluate the people at the company you work for, and in thinking about it, a lot of it does ring true.

Of course, I am just revealing the tip of the iceberg, as there are a lot of celebrities who are discussed and mocked that I am not illuminating... if they are notable, they have probably been burned by this blog, and that is a good thing.

So check it out!

Do Video Game-based Movies have to be Terrible?

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With so much bad press coming gaming's way due to congressional attention, Jack Thompson and parent's groups, I began thinking about other problems facing the public perception of video games, and one factor that came to mind was how bad video game-based movies are and why they are as a subgenre lacking, and I came to a few conclusions. See, I think that these kinds of movies encounter a few basic problems:

1) The people who make decisions on what properties to develop make choices based on popularity and not screen potential.. Just because a game is popular doesn't mean it is going to make for a compelling film, as the makers of Super Mario Brothers and Double Dragon can attest to. Of course, many early game-based films can be forgiven for some of their faults because the source material was rather lacking.

2) The producers don't spend the money or the time on the story. In the cases where the story of the game really had potential to dazzle and entertain an audience like Wing Commander, the people responsible for the project tend to really put the story elements on the back burner, and that again leads to a bad movie.

3) The Final Fantasy effect. If the game movie being developed is from source material that is really intricate or complex, well, naturally the filmmakers won't be able to include 1/10th of the storyline and what you end up with is something that is a little superficial and shallow or in short, a pale imitation of the original.

4) Making the assumption that your core audience is gamers. From what I've read, the people who love the games behind these movies are generally hostile to the end product of the Hollywood system. There are movies that did become somewhat successful based on the general movie-going public like Tomb Raider and Resident Evil actually reaching profitability. Success should be planned on by making a movie that people who have never played the game would want to see. Simple as that.

Now of course, if I ran Hollywood, I would probably give producers and other people developing these movies these simple rules.

1) Choose games that are plot-driven, but not extremely long.
2) Ban Uwe Boll from getting near another game-based movie.
3) Cast your movies well.
4) Spend the money on getting a good script before going further.
5) Make sure people outside of the gaming demographic would want to see it too.

I mean, those do sound like some simple rules to follow, do they not.

Of course, I have a few ideas for what would probably be good movies in the right hands.

Red Dead Revolver: You knew I had to have something from Rockstar on my list, but this probably wasn't the title you were thinking I would pick, but it does have a lot of things going for it. The basis of the game is a story of revenge in the Old West, and because each level was almost like a set piece, with a little clean-up, you'd have the a solid narrative arc. And since there are so many interesting side characters in the game, like Annie Stokes and Jack Swift, it also has some interesting character dynamics. And if the filmmakers also secured the rights to the excellent Ennio Morricone soundtrack, I think this could turn a few heads.

God of War
: This is the game-based movie Vin Diesel should be doing rather than Hitman, because there are very few other actors I could see taking on the role of Kratos. You have a story based around an anti-hero who wants to forget and be forgiven for all the lives he has taken, so he takes on one last quest at the behest of the Gods. It is a bloody, brutal quest, but one which has some meat to it.

And digging way way back into the archives:

I remember playing this game back in the early 1990's called The President in Missing where you are an analyst for the CIA investigating the disappearance of the President of the United States along other European heads of state by digging through source materials and recordings to try to solve the mystery... and as you dug deeper there were some really fascinating twists and turns that would be pure cinema gold.

Now you will notice that while I have professed a deep love for the Grand Theft Auto series, I have not chosen it as an ideal candidate for adaptation, despite its star power and great narrative. And that is because of problem three I mentioned above. As with adapting a Final Fantasy or other long role-playing game, Grand Theft Auto would lose a lot of its loveable character if shoehorned into a two hour movie. However, if say HBO or Showtime decided to make a gritty animated series out of the games, that would probably work out quite well.

So in conclusion, I think the day will come when a video game-based movie will be critically acclaimed and reflect well on the source material. In the meantime however, I am sort of afraid to see what movies like Pacman, Crazy Taxi and Postal are going to do to viewing audiences all over the world when they escape... err, are released.