And you know this baby will be smug too... the only way it could be more smug is if somehow it was secretly fathered by Kanye West. And for those of you who are taking offense to me ripping on a celebrity's hypothetical baby, imagine the lessons such a child would learn from its mother... that baby is going to become the next Paris Hilton or her male equivalent... a kid who feels entitled to everything and expects deference when they haven't earned it.
I mean, Katherine Heigl acts like she is as accomplished as Meryl Streep or something. And when you think about it, even Meryl Streep doesn't act like that, and she's earned that. You don't think Katherine Heigl's hypothetical baby would be a diva, and one we will likely have to hear about for decades.
We're doomed... we are all doomed. Maybe by the time this comes to a head, reality tv will finally have the balls to have a celebrity child version of Battle Royale. OK, I admit that one was a little mean.
P.S. Feel lucky I didn't make a Knocked Up pun in this entry.
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Ewwwwwww.
Sorry guys, my fault.
But if it helps, the baby will pretty much look like Seth Rogen.
Scott
He Shot Cyrus
Man, if she is 'knocked up' think of all the annoying baby talk we're going to have to sift through in google news. We'll get the magazines with her baby belly and the famous baby photos.
You're right, she'll make some statements about it that will make us roll our eyes.
I'm not looking forward to this.
(Now, I have to search for those interviews where Rogan and Apatow talk about her.
she ís hot though (does nót give her a free or even part-time pass for being stuck-up).
Dr: That is appropriate.
El Gringo: Please tell me you were drunk before you doomed us all.
Semaj: Somehow I see Suri Cruise and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt kicking her baby's ass on the playground someday.
Arjan: I am not denying she is attractive (thus why Gringo doomed us all).
The sad thing is you actually think she is a bitch or diva because she is honest. The amount of flak this woman has taken for really absolutely nothing is pretty disgraceful.
There is a difference between being honest and shitting on people. She does the latter. She shit on the people who helped her become successful again and again. In any other industry, if you publicly ripped on your coworkers, you'd be disciplined or fired, but somehow it is ok when she does it? I don't think so.
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