This week's winner is weird in a sexual way, and as a warning, I am going to just say that this entry is likely not safe for work, despite the fact that it is just a drawing (you will likely get a warning from Blogger when you visit the site it is on, so that may have been warning enough).
Of course, saying the winning entry is just a drawing is really selling it short, because it is bizarre.
A few weeks back, I had discovered a blog called Awesomeness for Awesome's Sake, and it won the Transmundanity award back then. That blog has an associated blog that is more image-oriented at Blogger called Bride of Awesomeness. It was at that blog that I saw this week's winning entry.
There are times when I just throw you, my readers, into the deep end and watch you just take something in for the merit of the surprise. I am not going to do that this time. Instead, I am going to slowly dip you into the waters and build up to exactly what you are about to see, because as I slowly add details to this, I believe there is going to be a moment when a line is crossed, and to me, I would love to know at what point that line between weird and "Holy shit, that's totally fucked up" got crossed for you.
Let's head into the water from the shallow end, shall we?
The caption was simple: This is what's wrong with the internet?
It features two vaguely human feminine forms. You will understand why I use the term vaguely in a minute.
They both feature faces that are similar to the style of modern Disney storytelling animation.
They both have tails like horses and four arms.
This makes sense for one of the figures, because they happen to take on a form that is roughly that of a centaur.
The other figure is a semi-clothed humanoid and just happens to have oh, 9 breasts.
The feminine centaur has a not-so-well kept secret... they have a penis.
And 8 more after that.
And six breasts.
And each of them has a penis.
And all nine of those various phalli are climaxing at the same time.
And you remember I did mention there was another female character involved.
Yeah... take it all in at once.
Conceptually, it seems like something a 15-year old geeky guy would come up with. But the scary thought is, there might actually be someone out there who is looking for a multimammaried, multipenised, centaur/fantasy based illustrated porn collection with that Disney touch, and this fulfills their every want and dream. This is pure Rule 34 stuff. I mean, when they mention ultra porn on Futurama, that image is what I am going to see.
Now for the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award image this week, I thought I would perhaps cleanse the palate a little bit with something a little more tasteful by posting something that is tangentially related to both The Simpsons and Greek Mythology. Hopefully this will act as a balm for your sense of decency after seeing that.
Congratulations again go out to Mr. Canacorn, who has pulled off quite a feat... two wins in the span of a month. Of course, it was at two different blogs, but we're not holding that against him (except in the Triple Crown that is). Here is your web badge.
The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.
Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.
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6 comments:
ha ha just saying "multimammaried" and "multipenised" sounds funny!
I'm ashamed the line was only crossed after the '8 more of that' referring to the penisses haha.
I didn't know the name rule 34, but it immediately got me thinking about this motivational pic.
I don't really want to know what's going to someone's mind when they draw these things seriously with the idea that someone would get horny from it.
Again, I'm so honored that my hours of activity on the internet has paid off. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
I loved your description of the picture...my hands were shaking in anticipation then I realized I had already seen the damn thing.
Arjan, um, wow...I do feel motivated...to post that pic on The Bride!
holy crap, how does something like that even walk around with that many 'parts'?
Micgar: Well, it looks pretty funny too... oh, and BTW, thanks for the nomination in those blogging awards.
Arjan: Dude, that picture is weird not only because it is an odd juxtaposition, but because it is real.
Mr. Canacorn: I think by far, it is the dirtiest thing that has ever won this award. It is disgusting yet captivating because of its utter strangeness. At the moment I am struck by the fact that between the two creatures, there are 8 arms... but there are 9 penises... what was pleasuring that one?
Semaj: I think a better question is... where might such a creature find, shall we say, a suitable receptacle for the largest of those oversized organs?
No problem-you definitely deserve it and I hope for your win.
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