Saturday, May 31, 2008

Week 3: Pageant of the Transmundane

Why in god's name am I standing in Kentucky? WHY! What did I do to deserve this fate...

...we're live aren't we? Why didn't anyone tell me.... err... before I started rehearsing a scene from a one act play... yeah, that's the ticket.

Ahem. Well, before this thing gets too derailed, let's get on with the ceremony with the return of the king, baby!

Yes, that's right. Mr. Fabulous has once again ascended to his rightful place in the annals of Transmundanity. And if you are familiar with Fab's milieu, you know that whatever the fuck he is doing is going to be some weird shit, and this week's winning entry is no exception.

It is all about shaving with a set of unusual lubricants (I assume that the regular lubes were used up by Fab before the photoshoot).

However, it was the use of bread that put it over the top. It is usually some form of edible product that ends up winning Fab something.

Just when he thinks he is out, I keep pulling him back in.

And because this week's winning entry has to deal with shaving, well, naturally I had to have some Homer Simpson goodness with some shaving... or at least with some cream. Here's what I came up with... I think it fits, don't you?

Homer Simpson doesn't give pity fucks, and neither does this award ceremony. So take it in the spirit is given Fab... it is like Brannigan's love and law: hard and fast, so congrats to Fab for breaking out of the slump.

The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.


Mr. Fabulous said...

The bloodletting was not in vain!

I think this is my...fourth? And the first after a very long time.

I just want you to know, I treasure these awards, dude. You are never going to seem them up for sale on eBay or at a private auction.

Megan said...

I couldn't get past the ear thing. Shivers!!!!

MC said...

Mr. Fab: Your sacrifice is never in vain.

Megan: There have been more gruesome winners than this.

Arjan said...

he made one hell of a bloody mess of himself haha.
It gives a whole other meaning to saying you'd giver your blood for your job.