Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Lovitz vs. Dick - I know which side I am on

Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick.... I just love the way that sounds. It is music to my ears. And that was before I heard the backstory, which makes it even more fitting.

The apparent sequence of events:

-At a Christmas party at Phil Hartman's house, Andy Dick gives cocaine to Brynn Hartman, a former cocaine addict who was clean for 10 years and gets her back into the habit. 5 months later in drug-inspired despondency, Brynn Hartman kills her husband then herself.

-Jon Lovitz replaces his former SNL castmate on Newsradio with Andy Dick and states to him that "I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine."

-While Lovitz was sitting in a Hollywood restaurant about a year ago, a drunk Andy Dick came over to his table, drank the alcohol sitting there and then proceeded to put the Phil Hartman curse on him, claiming he would be the next to die.

-Then the Laugh Factory incident where Dick denied the above, and then confirmed he said it in a condescending way along with a faux movie offer. And then the violence began...

I hope someone had a camera phone handy when it happened, because I would love to see that video. I would pay to see that video. Hopefully Youtube will have a surprise for me tomorrow.

5 comments:

Semaj said...

I'm going to use the Alien vs. Predator tagline

"Whoever wins... We lose."

DutchBitch said...

Yeah Baby! Let us know if it shows up at You Tube. Surely wanna see that!

J.D. said...

Wow. I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hate Andy Dick now.

Heidi said...

Andy is Dick is such a..well..if the name fits. This news just clinches the deal. Why is he even famous? ew.

MC said...

Semaj: Come on... Jon Lovitz has been entertaining as a guest voice on the Simpsons on many occasions.

Dutchy: Someone posted a "fight" between Lovitz and Dick from Newsradio about 19 hours ago... and made everyone mad by not saying it was from that show. Still waiting for some tape from it.

J.D.: Welcome to the club, welcome to the club.

Heidi: Thank Ben Stiller for making him famous.