Friday, December 15, 2006

Celebrity Rumors and Reveal Your Blog Crush Day

I could have participated in the whole Reveal Your Blog Crush Day, but a) I'm a little skeedy cat who feels weird singling anyone out for special attention (oh and since its Friday, don't forget to tune in for the Pageant of the Transmundane)-- b) the sheer number of entries in that race would, well, it would turn the whole entry into one of those long Oscar speeches, and no one wants to read that. You'd skim it of course to see if I mentioned you, but reading the whole list, well, that would get uncomfortable and c) I am so totally aloof and unemotional that really, that would be breaking my entire persona of impersonality and rigid "just the facts, ma'am" type of blogging that allows for no deviation from the stated points I wanted to make I've become known for, but mainly, I'd say the reason I decided not to participate is because, well, you know how rumors start.

And as such, I thought today would be as good a time as any to mention's list of the 40 best Celebrity Rumors EVAR! (Ok, it is really spelled ever, but come on, you know when you read that title, well, it is EVAR forever in your mind.

Did Marilyn Manson Paul Pfeiffer from the Wonder Years? Was James Dean into male leather clubs? Did Mickey of Life Cereal fame die from Pop Rocks and soda? The best of the best of celebrity rumors is on that list. Most of the rumors I had heard before but some of them were new to me, and I am sure there are a few surprising ones on there to you as well. Like I never even thought of the potential of both Katherine Hepburn and Spencer Tracy being each other's beard.

It is some weird, wild stuff.


Mr. Fabulous said...

I didn't participate for the same reason. Too many to choose from, too hard to choose.

MC said...

Well, I know that to be the truth for you Fab, because you do have a rather huge audience.