How about when zombies eat brains, they actually improve in health(so to speak), or get smarter(because really, that would make as much sense as zombies to begin with).
Or how about having a movie where there is an actual zombie culture and society which is parallel to our own(shopping malls excluded of course)?
4 words: Soylent Green for Zombies
Titles: The Zombie Crusade: The Pope's greatest mistake, Zombie House(with an animatronic John Belushi of course), Zombie Surf Beach, Zombies vs. Pedophiles, Caged Zombie in heat(Fire BAD!), The Zombie Menace eats the Beverly Hills Buffet, Debbie Does Zombies, Saving Zombie Ryan, Zombie vs. Zombie(a touching portrayal of undead divorce, where til Death do you part was only the beginning), Zombies of the Pac-10, It's a zombie, zombie, zombie, zombie world; Young Zombies in Love and of course, Zombie Fight at the OK Graveyard
Tags:
6 comments:
"Or how about having a movie where there is an actual zombie culture and society which is parallel to our own"
Theres is!! The Omega Man!! Ok, so they were twisted and mutated freaks, not zombies. But it was a twisted and mutated version of the book, so I think we can stretch it a little bit farther and make my point is valid!
How about Zombies that aren't really zombies because zombies don't freaking exist man! It's just another Bush conspiracy Man!
Jimmy: Freaks are not zombies, just as vampires are not zombies either.
mr. fab: well, I am sure you could go to an retirement home to get almost the same experience... though I don't think you would be welcome after that.
Hippo: It is too bad I didn't get that thing you sent me, because man, those have to be some good drugs ;)
I've only "seen" zombie movies with my eyes tightly shut...
ok - so freaks aren't zombies. but aren't most zombies freaks?
Jim: I'd be more inclined to call them geeks.
Dutchy: well you do come from the continent of Dario Argento, Amando de Ossorio and Lucio Fulci, so it is understandable.
Post a Comment