Wednesday, June 01, 2011

Shaq Retires

Is it bad that my first thought upon hearing this news was, "Oh God, he is going to start making movies again." And then I look and he is set to appear in a movie this year.

The horror. I mean, the dude was in Freddy Got Fingered and Scary Movie 4... not to mention the movies he starred in. We are all doomed.


Or, I don't know, he could ride around in tiny cars all day long now.

But seriously, it has been a heck of a career on his part and a genuine sporting personality, and for that, I salute him.

6 comments:

Semaj said...

I'm waiting for him to reprise his role in Kazam. Or at least do Shaq-Fu II.

MC said...

Then we'd end up with Steel II.

Semaj said...

oh, yeah forgot about that one. Man, I need to come up with a list of the worst superhero movies someday. Steel would be in the top 5

MC said...

Where would Batman and Robin be?

Semaj said...

Probably number 2 with Superman IV being number 1.

MC said...

Oh yeah, Superman IV is terrible.