Express Checkout: Fox, Ebert, Lewis and Leno

- Jorja Fox wants a ban on illegal dog fighting in America. Now, correct me if I am wrong, but doesn't the fact that it is illegal sort of carry with it that as a practice, it is banned. It still goes on, it is horrible, and such, but I think what Fox and the Humane Society are looking for is for dogfighting to end in any fashion... seeking a ban on something illegal... well, it sounds a little redundant.

- I am glad that Roger Ebert is getting his voice back via technology. He had given up on speaking again after a disasterous series of surgeries following his treatment for cancer, and while the system isn't perfect just yet, it does look like it will allow Ebert to speak in his own voice again.

- People still ask Juliette Lewis about Brad Pitt? Wait, people are asking her questions about something other than the cult she is in?

- Well, tonight's the night Jay Leno returns to late night television. I sincerely hope his ratings are in the toilet.

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