Friday, January 02, 2009

Week 34: Pageant of the Transmundane

I just read a story about a highway in Miami, Florida being just covered in thousands of pairs of shoes. No one knows where they came from, they just sort of appeared on the road this morning, and if that wasn't a bizarre turn of events going into a Transmundanity Award Ceremony, I don't know what is.

Anyway, let's get on with the show.

This week's winning entry comes from a blog called Steven Humour, which seems to be a repository of the bizarre and funny.

When I tell you about this, you may see some parallels to another Transmundanity winning entry.

The item is some sort of inflatable doll.

And it is reptilian...

It has breasts.

It also has an erect penis.

Behold its glory.

Who was the person who this was specifically marketed to, I would like to know, as it has to be one of the smallest demographic groups out there?

And for this week's Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award, I thought that something inflatable, yet in keeping with the Homer related theme was in order, and thus, this image was procured:

Congrats Steven. Here is your Badge.

The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.


Semaj said...

What the hell was that?

If I saw this blow up doll in a friend's house, I'd promptly leave and call the police.

Arjan said...

that's just scary

Bill said...


MC said...

Semaj: If they let you leave after that...

Arjan: It is demented, isn't it.

Bill: That is a new word for me.