Wednesday, October 10, 2007

A Goonies Sequel? I'll believe it when I see it

There have been discussions about the whole Goonies gang getting back together to film a sequel to the iconic 1985 adventure movie for years, and speculation about the project has gotten some more fuel because Sean Astin has revealed that the sequel is an absolute certainty.

Of course, I'll believe it when I see it. And I am so sure that the project isn't getting off the ground that I am making this pledge to you, my readers.

If this movie is made before 2010, I will be forced to write nice and/or flattering things about the following:

The Four Horsewomen of the Cultural Apocalypse (Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Nicole Ritchie and Paris Hilton)
Uwe Boll
Fox News
Bill O'Reilly
Ann Coulter
and 6-8 additional figures/organizations to be determined by you all.

I would consider that putting my money where my mouth is so to speak. (And I just may keep that whole Four Horsewomen concept for the future).


Semaj said...

I don't see that happening either, but I guess they could rush it out.

Part of me wants to hear you say something nice about Ann Coulter and Boll

MC said...

Scientology would be the greatest challenge as I've been against them since 1992.

Semaj said...

i pretty much feel the same way about them too. Every time I walk by the their church here in Louisville and can't help but laugh.

MC said...

I don't so much laugh as scowl really.