Tuesday, September 04, 2007

An Open Letter to Quechup and an apology

A quick recap of the situation this entry is discussing.

If you read my blog, you may have received these two emails in the following order:

An invitation from "me" to Quechup
A letter/explanation telling you NOT to join

I would like to reiterate my profound apologies to everyone this whole situation may have affected. It was not my intention for any of this to happen, and it is my sincere hope that this passes with little incident. It was my responsibility, and I am partially at fault for the emails, so

I would like to get a little more emphatic about the company in question.

Now, I really don't swear at Culture Kills.... but just have to say this:

Quechup... I hate you. I hate your company as a whole, and every one of your employees as individuals. You are all a bunch of piss-drinking, shit-swilling, cocksucking, motherfucking sons of bitches, and I suspect the women who work at your company were like Linda Wachowski and Tula, born as men.

It's this kind of behavior that wrecks it for everyone else. I am sure the alien nomination committee for the Biggest Douche in the Universe contest is watching your company intently, as they have been looking for some entity to award a lifetime achievement award to.

May all your employees be trapped on a desert island, and have nothing to eat but Syrup of Ipecac, guano and Ex Lax.

I'm glad the FCC doesn't regulate blogs.

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Mr. Fabulous said...

I love it when you work blue.

No worries here. My laziness and procrastination finally pay off!

MC said...

I work blue a lot more in real life.