Not all bunnied-up movies are of the same high-quality... because some movies are really hard to condense down to 30 seconds... but there was one man whose experience in a movie can be summed up well in half a minute.
Hard-drinkin', hard-fightin', super cop John McClane in
his first cinematic experience.
Die Hard in 30 seconds just had to be made... and it is sad to think that those 30 seconds are probably going to be better than the PG-13 farce of a Die Hard the studios are giving us this summer. I mean, at least it has the best swear of them all in it.
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die hard, angry alien, starz, live free or die hard, bruce willis, hans, nakatomi plaza, 30 second, bunnies, agent johnson, 1988, supercop, john mcclane, badass
5 comments:
Now that's just too funny - I too loves me some bunnies. Are we that similar already?
Well bunnies swearing and blowin' some shit up is what it is all about really.
I love that, within the fastest 30 seconds I've ever experienced, those genius bunnies managed to include my favorite Macho Guy Dialogue Beatdown of all time:
I'm gonna f***ing COOK you, and I'm gonna f***ing EAT you!
I've been waiting 19 years to work that into a conversation somehow, and I'm starting to think it might never happen.
I think they should have stuck "shoot the glass" in it though... but that's just me.
Or "I'm not the one who just got butt-f***ed on national TV, DWAYNE."
Clearly there are just too many great lines from that movie that deserve to be spoken by animated bunnies.
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