Friday, May 04, 2007

Breaking my third resolution for Paris

Now, some of you may remember that I had a resolution stating that I wouldn't discuss certain celebrities for months at a time. And I've been pretty good about that.

However, I just have to say this or I will explode.

The prospects of Paris Hilton going to jail for 45 days appeals to me greatly. No, those aren't the right words for my emotional state.

Yes, I think I have them now.

Paris Hilton + 45 days of mandatory time in a Municipally-run Cockroach Hilton = That fuckin' rocks

That is how excited about the very idea of Paris Hilton being imprisoned; I actually used the word fuck on my blog. Never in my entire life have I wanted a celebrity to go to jail more. It is sad and pathetic, but it is the truth.

The hearing is today and I sincerely hope that this bubble doesn't burst.

Edit: She was late for her hearing and she is now incarcerated for the recommended 45 days. Ding Dong the Bitch is Pinched... which little Bitch? The Wicked Bitch.


Jeremy Barker said...

I feel your joy! Never before has the word schadenfreude seemed so apt. If only they could hold her indefinitely as a dangerous offender.

MC said...

I liked your take on the event as well.

Bluesky_Liz said...

That attention seeker will probably come out of jail with new ideas for a new season of the Simple Life. *rolls eyes*

MC said...

I don't think she really has ideas about that show. I think the producers prompt her to do things.

Bluesky_Liz said...

ah...I always thought it was all hers and Nicole's ideas.

MC said...

I think of the process in much the same way they get animals to act on screen.

Schadenfreude said...

On the same train of thought as Jeremy, thinking about Paris scared to death in jail makes me sing the Avenue Q song over an over in my head.

MC said...

Did you see that her friend is trying to gather a million signatures to get her pardoned by the Schwartzenegger when 95% of the state supports her incarceration?