Saturday, September 16, 2006

Week 18: Pageant of the Transmundane

This week the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Awards takes us down to Sharpsburg, Maryland. I don't know why the travel agency suggested this town, because it seems particularly gloomy this week for some reason, but I can't put my finger on it.

Anyway, in the spirit of brevity, I'll get right down to this historic moment, as we once again have a multiple award winner for it seems that someone did his utmost best to unintentionally win this honor.

I could say this week's winner is bizarre, outlandish and confusing... and the entry they wrote none too sane either. You have to take a gander at this to believe how weird it gets as this award's inaugural winner has won it once again, so at this time, Pointless Drivel is both the alpha and the omega of the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award. See the spectacle that Brad has created!

Here is a sample for the fearful:

Jessica Simpson, Silvia Plath, George Patton, Betty Boop, Oscar Meyer, I lost my virginity to that little guy with the top hat and monacle from the Monopoly game.

Now we all know that Brad is utterly insane... but that's why we all read him, isn't it? Well, that and our secret suspicions that he he knows where Jimmy Hoffa is buried and much like the man formerly known as Deep Throat, perhaps amongst the pointless drivel that location will be revealed. I still have my bet on it being the Happiest Place on Earth... but we will just have to see, won't we?

So it is this academy of one's pleasure to present this clearly insane Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award to this week's worthy recipient.

Congratulations Brad. You may not be the first multiple winner, but you still occupy a prestigious place in infamy with another piece of yellow toonish hardware. Huzzah!

Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award: Week 18

The relevant coding is available here.

The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.


Mr. Fabulous said...

I am awed. And humbled. And yes, a bit aroused.

I swear upon Britney Spears' tired, tired uterus that this post was meant to be nothing more than a means to an end (another search engine post). The whole time I was writing it I kept thinking "Oh Jesus, people are gonna hate this". That's why I did it on a Friday, so fewer people would see it.

Because, my friend, that post? It really WAS drivel.

But people seem to like it.

I gratefully accept the award, and will proudly display it in my sidebar.

God bless everyone!

The Foo said...

haha, truly deserved. however, although he may be in the running every week, let's try refrain from it so that his arousal doesn't at least get too much- maybe skip a week or two. Great stuff Mr. Fab, your drivel never fails to amuse me.

DutchBitch said...

oooooowwwheeeee!!! a well-deserved honor!

MC said...

Mr. Fab: See, you win when you aren't trying to win.

Foo: Well, if Fab wins it again soon, he has to up the ante again.

Dutchy: Now I guess the race is on between Karl and Fab for 3 awards.

Shelli said...

Well, I love the man, but of course, he is my brother!

MC said...

So then the question becomes is it nature or nuture with the Fab and family?

Anonymous said...

I see I am going to have to step up my game with Mr. Fab always acting a fool ;).

Well played, Trebek ;).

MC said...

I think it would be funny if someone started doing betting lines for who would be the next multiple award winner.