Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Dear God No.... Nicole Ritchie sings?

Just when you thought things couldn't get bad enough in the world of music, Lionel Richie's adopted daughter, following in her ex-friend Paris Hilton's footsteps, is about to unlease an evil onto this world that few have ever seen. She is recording an album in Scotland.

The horror, the horror.

Nicole Richie and her audience

How much you want to bet the dogs she is holding can carry a tune better than she can, or that smacking her ribs with a couple of mallets would produce a much more musical tone than her voice would?


D. Prince said...


God help us.

Mr. Fabulous said...

How dare you besmirch the good name of the woman I love.

Besmircher! Besmircher!

MC said...

D. Prince: A-thank you, a-thank you

Mr. Fab: Sir, I shall besmirch whomever I want in good conscience. It is my job to rip into people after all.

Jen said...

You know what's even worse...

The people that are actually going to buy this cd walk among us.


MC said...

And they probably named their kids after Alyssa Milano or are named after a cast member of 90210.

Jen said...


MC said...

Yeah, I thought you would like that reference. ;)