So I got tagged and bagged

Tabz tagged me, and as such I must follow this trend ONCE. I am spraying myself with anti-tagging spray(which smells like TAG deodorant, but that is beside the point) so that this never happens again. I am also taking precautions to make sure that as few people in the wild get hit by this, so you can thank me later for that.

SO, onto the dirty details I guess:

Five things in my refrigerator:
1. Jello-soaked pound cake
2. 2 cases of Coca-Cola
3. a quarter tray of chicken lasagna
4. A coconut creme pie
5. Freshly cut strawberries

Five things in my closet:
1. a box of really bad poetry books
2. 2 bottles of cheap champagne
3. 3 games systems
4. a Radiation suit costume
5. A Book of Mormon given to me by a Sister Wendy after I told her I was a reverend(which I am, with the Universal Life Church, and we all know that means so much)

Five things in my handbag (messenger bag/backpack/briefcase):
1. If you are feeling Sinister by Belle and Sebastian
2. A Sony Discman
3. Girlfriend in a Coma by Douglas Coupland
4. an old copy of Wired Magazine
5. A spiral-bound notebook

Five things on my bookcase:
1. Norton Anthology of Poetry-1972
2. Fresh Styles by Curt Cloninger
3. The Collected Short Stories of O. Henry
4. Monsterous Regiment by Terry Pratchett
5. My folder full of rejection letters and submission guidelines.

Five people to tag:
1. The less
2. you know
3. about who
4. I tagged
5. the better

For those of you who see me often at your blogs, I did not tag you for a good reason. I didn't want you to hate me. Do you know me any better? Perhaps a little. Are you relieved I didn't tag you? More than likely.

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