tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27176467.post4638047302708417893..comments2024-01-08T13:20:56.857-05:00Comments on Culture kills... wait, I mean cutlery: Reasons Why I am Not An ActorMChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16984793682474594967noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27176467.post-57339344618161979012010-08-06T16:41:20.446-04:002010-08-06T16:41:20.446-04:00So it isn't just me. Good to know that it happ...So it isn't just me. Good to know that it happens to other people too.MChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16984793682474594967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27176467.post-5594153557298478892010-08-06T03:40:05.340-04:002010-08-06T03:40:05.340-04:00Wandering accent? I totally do that. I used to tea...Wandering accent? I totally do that. I used to teach a group of French students english and everytime I was around them I would forget my language and take to them in the same broken english they used. At first they thought I was making fun of them but soon they realized that it was my one Zelig like mimic power.<br /><br />Oh and if I was a star on the way down I would totally go to awards and premiere shows just to smack someone like Mel Gibson or Justin Bieber (who I would slap, then choke and maybe use a heavy lead pipe on - or just go freestyle on him)Kalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00663751053844271849noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27176467.post-20122800783571724872010-08-04T22:16:57.298-04:002010-08-04T22:16:57.298-04:00Let's just say, some of the people I would pop...Let's just say, some of the people I would pop would end up getting me more fans.MChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16984793682474594967noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-27176467.post-51230229786489316342010-08-04T15:18:28.507-04:002010-08-04T15:18:28.507-04:005. If I got famous enough, I'd likely belt som...<i>5. If I got famous enough, I'd likely belt some people.</i><br /><br />Do this when your career is starting its initial wane. Then go to rehab and emerge into a major film role next to Sean Penn.<br /><br />Really, losing control at the right moment can only <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9mpDAJOPac" rel="nofollow">help</a> your reputation.Johnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04854543617806427302noreply@blogger.com