Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Coming Soon: Culture Kills: The Layouts Edition

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I think I am one of the last people using Blogger to not switch over to Layouts. I like being able to edit the HTML and I've liked having the level of control over aspects of this blog that I will potentially lose during a transistion to the new system.

But I think I am going to have to make the leap, because frankly, there are a lot of features I am missing out on, and the fact that I lost 6 months worth of comments already makes the fear about losing something during the transition a little less scary.

And frankly, I'd rather change over before I am forced to so I can plan out the transition in a way that I am most comfortable with. Because I fear change.



Long time readers know that I value consistency, and I have largely had the same design on this blog with some tweaks here and there for almost the entire lifespan of Culture Kills, so the prospect of a radical redesign is daunting and a little offputting, but going to Layouts may indeed be the perfect time to do a redesign. If I am going to embrace the present, I might as well update things while I am at it. I've been the plaid menace for a long time, but much like a starlet getting a nose job while they are having a deviated septum worked on or someone having to repair flood damage taking that opportunity to finish their basement, I think this would give me a kick in the ass to actually start going beyond what I've been doing as of late designwise.

I don't know what this is going to look like when I am done (I have a test blog to work on things before I make the transition). But I think unlike the other times I said I was working on this site, I actually mean it this time.

Just keeping everyone in the loop.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The Bateman-iPhone "Controversy"

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Seriously, there is a huge body of water filling up with massive amounts of oil, and yet, somehow, the fact that a celebrity got pulled into an Apple Store ahead of other people is still getting press (and yes, I am now part of the problem because I am addressing it).

Come on, that wasn't even in the top 10 for rudest thing a celebrity may have done during that day.

Was it really worth covering for days now? Was anyone who wasn't actually there actively outraged that Jason Bateman got taken out of line and brought into the store?

And those of you who were, are you telling me that if you had been waiting in line for 5 hours and someone from the Apple store said you could come in before other people, would you refuse? I don't think you would.

The Best Twilight Quip of the Day

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If Ben Elton and Rowan Atkinson wrote this story, they would title it "Abs and Abstinence".


via the comment section of this FlickFilosopher post.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Metacritic's 15 Movies The Critics Got Wrong

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Over the weekend, I read an interesting article on Metacritic about the 15 Movies the Critics Got Wrong, and I thought it was worth talking about my opinion about their choices.

Their criteria was looking at movies that scored less than a 40 on the site and seeing how they held up.

There are movies on the list that I am not in a position to comment on because I haven't seen them or I don't remember enough about them to say definitively if they were good or bad choices, so I am not going to bring them up in this entry.

I am in total agreement

Scrooged: Yeah, this is a holiday classic to me. You have Bill Murray playing one of his best prick characters ever, Bobcat Goldthwait playing against type and so many other wonderful actors playing integral parts to the story. It is indeed better than a 38.

Predator:
I was never aware that Predator was a bad movie critically. I mean, it always seemed to work for me as an action movie and it is one of the 1980's Schwartzenegger movies that aged well. I can understand why filmmakers keep going to the Predator well too, because as a species, it does bring a lot of dramatic and action potential to the table.

Clue: I wrote a Remembering post about this movie, and more than a few of my peers piped in to say that they loved it too. It is a great cast and a wonderfully executed murder/farce (no pun intended), and Tim Curry in particular brings his A-game.

Summer School: OK, I might be agreeing with this pick because I like the movie, but I thought that even when it was released, Summer School had a certain underrated charm. And it is very much an 80's movie, though in a way, it really brought a certain kind of horror geekdom into the light, which is always a plus.

I Could See Where They Were Coming From

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective: I see both sides in this. On one hand, it does do some very clever things underneath the veneer of stupidity it has. But it isn't a great comedy. It is enjoyable, but I understand why critics didn't like it then and why some may be softening there view of it today.

The Outsiders: Now I could have probably switched this movie and Summer School in this appraisal of the list, but I would rather watch Summer School than this movie. I didn't know that The Outsiders was not kindly received by critics, but over the years, it seems to have become one of those movies that multiple generations have come to enjoy, and I think that may be the reason that its critical reputation is being reexamined.

But I'm a Cheerleader: I was ok with this movie, but I wouldn't say that I loved it. I think the word I am looking for is I was ambivalent about it from a narrative standpoint, however it does have other admirable qualities.

The first two Final Destination movies: I really liked the premise of these movies, but I could understand why some critics didn't like them. But if there is going to be a shift, I am not going to be upset if more critics change their opinion of these movies, especially the first one.

Questionable

Happy Gilmore: Yeah, I know exactly why this got panned. Will I watch it when it is on? Sometimes. Do I think it is a good movie? No. Well, at least it isn't Billy Madison.

What were they smoking

Freddy Got Fingered: Yeah, I think the critical score for this (15) isn't low enough. I'm on the record saying that this is one of the worst movies ever made in the modern era.

So yeah, while there were a number of movies on that list that I could agree with the reassessment, there were a couple which really still deserve their middling and worse reputation.

After reading their list and my own views on most of the items on it, what are your feelings about it?

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Sunday Video: Why I Love Wrestling

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I think I have a stock video to go to when someone asks me what is so great about wrestling.



There are some great spots in this match.... the backflip is just killer in and of itself.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Week 7: Pageant of the Transmundane

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This week, Youtube added a feature that allows users to add the sound of vuvuzelas to videos by pressing on a soccer ball icon at the bottom. Yeah, you thought I was going to be the only one not making a joke about them, didn't you?

This week's winning entry comes to us from Stories From Suburbia.

In this case it is a fake CNN report about Toy Story 3 that careens into Tarantino Country. And it is pretty funny.

And because this is in the land of stylish homage, well, this bit of wonder from Max Glikman's Pulp Simpsons seemed the most appropriate.



Congrats David. Here is your badge.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

This is not a meme. This is an award that I give out, and thus, I am not "tagging" you.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

EDIT: Wow, this is embarrassing. I somehow got the link to the original CNN story as the entry identifier. I don't know how that happened, but I apologize for that error and it has been corrected.

Thursday, June 24, 2010

A New Star for Escape From New York?

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I just read that Timothy Olyphant may be replacing Gerard Butler as the star of the upcoming remake of Escape from New York.

I am on the record as being against a remake of Escape from New York on general principle, but if forced to talk about it, I could see how Gerard Butler could have played Snake Plissken.

Tim Olyphant on the otherhand? Not so much.

I liked him in Go and a few other things, but when I think of him, I can't see him being Snake Plissken. Kurt Russell made that role and Gerard Butler probably would have been able to do something with that opportunity.



I am hearing his voice trying to play Snake Plissken, and it is just so wrong in my head. And that is the thing that is really turning me off his potential attachment to this remake that didn't need to be made in the first place. Kurt Russell he is not. He plays anger in a completely different way, and I don't think that what he does will do the character justice. Well, no one but Russell can do the role justice, but he would do a little less than Butler.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

I Can't Believe This Actually Exists

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South Park, you've doomed us all (even though this was published before that episode).

What the Blogging Village Told Me Yesterday

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Literally, I saw this message (in these words and others) in tens of blog posts, comments, etc. yesterday:

I had reservations about The Green Hornet movie, but after watching the trailer, I think it may be good now.


And I was starting to get into that too. But MaryAnn Johanson brought up an excellent point which made me reconsider that position myself.

The release date.

It is coming out in January. You know the month that for the most part, the studios dump their awful movies into like toxic waste.

Yes, there are lists of good/great movies that were released during that month, but they are few and far between.

So let's just say, I have greater doubts about The Green Hornet today than I did before this trailer was released based on its release date alone.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

I Want to Live La Vita Lucha

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If it was socially acceptable, and I didn't wear glasses, I would totally be into wearing a lucha mask all the time.

I mean, there is just something cool in my mind about being the masked man all the time. It is as if you are hiding your identity, but at the same time, you are still very recognizable.



It doesn't even look out of place with a suit. Then again, both El Santo and the Blue Demon are cooler than I will ever be, so perhaps it is just the two of them that can pull off such a combination.

If I was going to be bold, I guess I would have to be worried about going into a bank or shop and having the teller/clerk freak out because they thought I was wearing a balaklava and was therefore there to rob the joint. Once again, criminals ruin it for the rest of society.

I mean, ideally, I'd want to be dapper and suave like the aforementioned El Santo, or work it like Rey Mysterio.



But in all likelihood, this is more representative of me with a lucha mask.



Sigh.

Monday, June 21, 2010

Culture Kills Reviews: Kung Fu Movies

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After playing God Hand, I got really nostalgic for the kind of movies I used to watch as a kid, so I went a little nuts at a video store (as an earlier post indicated) and bought some quality kung fu movies.

Now, my definition of what is and is not a good kung fu movie is likely as nebulous as Justice Potter Stewart's definition of pornography. Basically, I know it when I see it. I've seen some really bad ones over the years, but I got lucky and got a bunch that all fit together nicely.

These reviews are also listed in the order I watched them, and the order I watched them in seemed to increase my enjoyment of each individual movie.

King Boxer: Originally released as The Five Fingers of Death, this was one of the first kung fu movies to be given a decent sized release in North America, and it beat Enter the Dragon to the theatres by a few months. It tells the story of a promising kung fu student named Chi-Hao (Lo Lieh), who must win tournament for the glory of his school and to win the hand of the woman he loves. From the trailer, you can see where Quentin Tarantino got the idea for putting the theme from Ironside in Kill Bill in the same kind of context. It was also one of the first films to use powder/fuller's earth to show the impact of hits, a technique that really caught on with other filmmakers. What I liked about this movie, aside from some of the excellent fight scenes, was the number of identifiable characters who were in play, and the story went in directions I really wasn't expecting based on genre conventions.

Kung Fu Hustle: Taking place in 1930's Shanghai, the film follows the battle between the Axe Gang and the residents of Pig Sty Alley, a semi-slum owned by an loud demanding woman and her lecherous husband in a world where it seems that nearly everyone knows kung fu. In the middle of this situation is Sing (Stephen Chow), a good hearted man who wants to join the Axe Gang to forget the humiliations of the past and repress that side of himself. This is a movie which is very much a comedy, and the kung fu is heavily augmented with CGI often for comic effect. It is a movie that owes as much to Warner Brothers cartoons as the work of the Shaw Brothers. It was a very funny and entertaining, but as I was in the mood for hardcore kung fu action, so it may not have been the right time to watch this movie for that. For the humor, it was pure class though.

The 36th Chamber of Shaolin: One of the essential "training" movies in the genre, Gordon Liu stars as San Te, a student whose friends, family and teacher are all killed by the Manchus and he plots his revenge by becoming a master of Shaolin kung fu. But to do so, he must conquer the 35 grueling training chambers. And for a movie whose entire second act is entirely training, it is really kickass. I highly enjoyed this, and this was exactly the kind of movie I was looking for in terms of action. When San Te succeeded at passing a challenge, I was super pumped for him, and the inevitable retribution to those that did him wrong in the first reel was satisfying. Gordon Liu shaved his head for the starring role in this movie, and he kept the look throughout the rest of his career. Fun Fact: Both Gordon Liu and Lo Lieh went on to play the infamous Pai Mei (the man who destroyed the Shaolin temple).

Fist of Legend: This is basically a remake of the 1972 Bruce Lee film, Fist of Fury starring Jet Li in the same role. And it was awesome. This film takes place in Japanese-occupied Shanghai and concerns the events following the suspicious death of a Chinese kung fu master and the return of one of his top students, Chen Zhen (Jet Li), from his studies in Japan. What follows is the application of so much foot to ass that the whole thing is an artful example of brutal, elegant beauty. Great pacing, exceptional fight choreography (there were fights that I watched mouth agape) and a story I cared about... that is a triple threat really. This is going to be a hard movie to follow, as I was thoroughly impressed on every level.

I would highly recommend all four of these movies, but if I had to recommend just one, it would be Fist of Legend.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Sunday Video: HAWP- Psychonauts

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You don't even have to know what this game is to get a laugh from this video.



Some great physical comedy in this.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Week 6: Pageant of the Transmundane

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The CEO of Facebook could be face the death penalty in Pakistan because someone created a group for Let's Draw Mohammad Day back in May. It has been reported, I don't know if it is true, but it is floating around out there on the web.

This week's winning entry comes to us from TV Casualties.

In this case, Timothy Kozar has discovered a few videos that present the AMC drama Breaking Bad as a sitcom on ABC. Having never had the chance to see the series, I did my research and it looks like the clips are from Season 3, so there may be some minor spoiler action going on.

And since the parodied material has to do with a man creating illegal chemical concoctions, I thought an image of Homer making bootleg booze would be the best representation of this week's winning entry.



Congrats Tim. Here is your badge.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

This is not a meme. This is an award that I give out, and thus, I am not "tagging" you.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Friday Favorite: A List Without Controversy? Is it Possible?

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The answer is no.

You see, I was looking through this book called 1001 Albums You Must Hear Before You Die, and I love lists and such, so I thought it was a great concept. And then I saw something so horrible that it made me question the merit of the entire book.

How would this have happened you ask? Well, I flipped to page 864 and found out that one of the albums I must hear before I die turned out to be Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavored Water by Limp Bizkit.

Allow me this Sheila Broflovski moment: wha Wha-WHAT?

Now, truth be told, yes, nu-metal is not my thing, and personally I think Fred Durst is about as appealing as an entertainer as a bowl full of septic tank runoff is as a meal. No, this wasn't about the fact that I don't like the band. It is the fact that they picked a horrible album by them, one that was largely panned. I mean, if they had taken one of their earlier albums, then I wouldn't have blinked an eye at it.

Now, I know the argument can be made that lists like these are a subjective kind of thing, and in all honesty, I agree with that. However, on some level, there is some concensus on what is and is not a good album, and I would have thought that a panel would have sifted through this process. I mean, there are always albums on these lists that I disagree with, and others that I think belong there, but never before have I been so stunned by an inclusion where money or services didn't change hands.

Maybe there is some critical gap between North America and Britain that caused this to happen. I mean, there has to be some explanation aside from the fact that Interscope records was underwriting the book, which is a tactic they've used in the past.

The proof is in the pudding really.



I mean, does this picture lie? Or does it represent too small a sample? How about this rating amalgamation then?

So I'll put it this way. I would rather die than listen to that album in this lifetime.

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I am a little bummed because last week I noticed that most of the posts from my first 6 months of blogging are now without comments (they've seemed to have disappeared sometime over the last month). I've written Google about it, but I haven't heard anything. I hope they come back soon.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Midweek Video: Weekend

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The only Black Eyed Peas song I ever liked. Recorded before Fergie and featuring Esthero.



A wonderful homage to the mid-80's with 90% less annoying content.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Breaking Dawn Movies Getting Toned Down

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You remember how as a Twilight hater, I was sort of excited about the prospect of the film(s) being made from Breaking Dawn because of how insane some of the events in the plot were.

Well, it seems that the writer and the director, wanting to keep the movie's rating appropriate for most of the audience, are having all that awesomely gruesome and bizarre stuff occur off screen.

Yes, there are spoilers ahead, though I have a feeling that if you are a Twilight fan, you already know what I am going to talk about and if you are not, you aren't going to care.

I mean, if anything, showing tweens a movie where a) the female protagonist is literally knocked unconscious by how rough the losing of her virginity was b) having her back broken by a kick from the half-vampire child in her womb and c) the horrors of having a child literally bitten out of her belly by Edward, would likely make young women maybe hold back on having sex for a little bit longer. Or however those scare tactics work.

I understand why they are doing this from an economic point of view, but I really wanted to see the warped stuff. The prospect that something was going to be all kinds of good grindhouse style warped got my hopes up. But I should have expected them to tone things down, because I am certainly not the audience they are trying to appeal to.

Of course, I haven't heard anything about the werewolf pedophilia, so I am assuming that at least that part is safe.

Hmmm, werewolf pedophilia sounds like the name of an indie band, doesn't it?

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

The Golden Girls Reimagined

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Sometimes it is funny when you realize that real life events and works of fiction have an odd confluence that was never properly explored.

With the recent passing of Rue McClanahan and the sudden surge in Betty White hipness as of late, I've been thinking about the convergence of The Golden Girls with its setting.

Miami in 1985 was at the tail end of the Cocaine Cowboys period, and fellow NBC series Miami Vice was still just in its second season, so the ground was fertile for the series to go in a completely different direction.

Picture it... Miami 1985. A group of older women living in a house together decide that they don't want to work anymore, so they go into the lucrative business of drug trafficking and distribution. Since they are women of a certain age, no one suspects that they are the ones slowly taking over the business from the Cubans and the Colombians. With Dorothy's practicality and head for business, Sophia's Sicilian connections and Blanche and Rose's charm, the Golden Girls become the head of an underworld empire that few could rival.

Of course, I could see Blanche perhaps skimming some product off the side for "entertainment" purposes one too many times and Dorothy making an executive decision about her getting high on their own supply.

And the final episode would have been a raid on their now-mansion after Rose inadvertently tipped off their enemies during a date with an older Colombian gentleman from the Medillin cartel and they all go out in a blaze of glory and cocaine fueled excess.

Come on, you all know it would have been awesome.

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Sunday Video: Charlie Brooker takes on Aspirational Television

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I hadn't thought about the subject until I saw this a few weeks ago, but yeah, I think Charlie Brooker really hit the nail on the head with this.



What a sick, sad world we live in.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Week 5: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Nissan is adding a new feature to one of its upcoming hybrid vehicles... sound. It seems that it runs so quiet that they fear that pedestrians won't be able to hear it, so they are purposely making the car run louder to avoid that. Now that is an interesting strategy.

This week's entry comes to us from Geekologie, which I admit is probably one of the most popular blogs that has won this award (The Pageant of the Transmundane generally supports smaller blogs, so this is pretty special).

What was it that made me go big this week? Well, a man built a functional replica of a Lee Enfield Bolt Action rifle out of Legos. Somehow building a weapon out of something that is meant as a toy is just so badass and bizarre at the same time.

And since this has to do with guns, well, I thought Homer with a pistol would be the best image this week.



Congrats to the staff at Geekologie. Awesome find.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

This is not a meme. This is an award that I give out, and thus, I am not "tagging" you.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, June 11, 2010

Did Ash predict The Karate Kid Remake?

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I was just watching videos on Youtube, and one of the songs recommended to me was Kung Fu by Ash, which was played during the credits for Rumble in the Bronx.

And as I listened, a particular lyric jumped out to me.

Oh Daniel San made in Taiwan
Come on Jackie Chan


I know it wasn't their intention, but it was sort of spooky.

It is repeated numerous times throughout the song. It is just such a weird coincidence.

They are remaking Arthur....

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Excuse me while I go pound my head against my desk for a few hours.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

If I Wrote It: The Karate Kid Part III

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With the remake of The Karate Kid about to hit screens across North America tomorrow, I've noticed that a lot of cable stations are showing the original movies in the trilogy along with the appalling The Next Karate Kid. This has given me the opportunity to reacquaint myself with them, and after seeing them together, I've come to a conclusion: I could have written a better version of the third movie.

I hadn't seen the second film in the series for a long time, so I had forgotten that the final fight in the movie was a battle to the death, and that Chozen had tried to kill him at other points in that movie. Then we get to the third movie and we ended up back with Daniel being pressured to fight in a tournament again. I mean, he just fought a battle that would have ended up with his death if he lost, and after that, even if it is months later, the idea that the tournament is going to dominate his life again, it seems sort of silly and trivial in comparison.

In fact, the way the third movie exists now, it is as if the second movie never really took place.

The basic plot of The Karate Kid Part III revolves around the machinations of John Kreese and his old war buddy, Terry Silver, and their efforts to get Daniel to compete in the next All Valley Tournament against their ringer, Mike Barnes. Mr. Miyagi, while being committed to teaching Daniel karate and other lessons, refused to train Daniel for the tournament until Silver/Kreese's plan was revealed. And then, tack on the ending of the first movie. I think that covers it.

The thing that bothered me the most in the third part based on the events of the second film is the fact that Mr. Miyagi returned to America. The only reason he was going to leave Okinawa was he was avoiding a conflict with his old friend and now enemy Sato, a matter which was resolved by the end of the film, and the romance that had reawakened between himself and the woman he loved in the past was just starting to heat up. She had even wanted to leave with him. But she doesn't. I thought that was just mind boggling. It is, as I stated early, like none of that even happened. And it was an important romance because it was even brought up in the first movie.

The essential narrative message that I got from the first two movies in the series was that Daniel was not only being schooled in karate by Mr. Miyagi, but also the art of becoming an honorable man. I think that should have been the focus of the third movie... the final fulfillment of that training.

So, if I wrote The Karate Kid, Part III, here's how it would have gone. Some of the elements are similar to the movie, but for the most part, the movie I had in mind is a huge departure from the real finished product.

Miyagi, having some affairs to put in order regarding his father's death, a burgeoning romance with Yukie and the rebuilding of the village, decides to wait to return to America. He entrusts Daniel to look after his property in the States, a duty which he gladly accepts.

Upon his return to America, Daniel enrolls in a local college and discovers that his newly found discipline has also helped him academically. He continues to learn karate on his own.

However, a chance meeting with Johnny Lawrence ends up leading to a friendship between the two former adversaries. They agree to periodically spar and push each other to be better, and the differences in styles make each a more rounded and disciplined fighter, and Johnny learns the moral secrets of Miyagi-do karate, casting the anger and merciless nature of the lessons learned at Cobra Kai from his mind.

There would be a series of flashbacks to interludes of Miyagi teaching Daniel techniques and life lessons from the year before (new scenes shot for the movie).

Meanwhile, John Kreese, who had lost all his current students because of his outrageous behavior following the tournament, plots his revenge. He calls upon some of his former students to try to help him exact retribution upon Miyagi and Daniel.

These students attack Miyagi's property and cars, and try to intimidate Daniel, but with Johnny's help, they are able to fight them off. Neither of them know that the assailants are working under Kreese's orders, but they have a feeling that whatever has happened is just the first of many incidents.

It is after a particularly brutal attack on the property, one which leaves part of Miyagi's home a charred wreck that, Miyagi happens to return home for a visit. It is at this point that one of Kreese's former students reveals his allegiance, and Johnny, Daniel and Miyagi go to the Cobra Kai dojo to confront Kreese and his former students.

When they arrive, the three of them battle Kreese's former students, and in the ensuing battle, Johnny is unfortunately knocked out, but Miyagi and Daniel succeed in defeating the students so that only Kreese remains.

Miyagi approaches, but Daniel stops him from interfering, claiming that this was his fight, a decision which his mentor respects, though he is still apprehensive.

Daniel fights purely for defense, while Kreese is fighting out anger, and Kreese gets some good shots in, but he continues to keep Miyagi back, and by fighting smarter, he eventually overcomes the strength of the Cobra Kai sensei, but as an honorable man, he shows mercy, which Kreese declares is weakness. Daniel argues that showing mercy is strength because while it is easy to destroy an enemy, but it is harder to forgive their trespasses. Miyagi is proud of Daniel. Johnny, Daniel and Miyagi leave Kreese a broken man, one who as Miyagi had stated at the beginning of the second film, was a man without forgiveness in his heart.

The coda of the movie is Mr. Miyagi's wedding to Yukie on Okinawa the following summer, with Sato giving her away and Daniel as Miyagi's best man.

If you saw The Karate Kid, Part III, would you not agree that this would have been a more satisfying narrative?

Wednesday, June 09, 2010

Midweek Video: 80's Bully Tribute

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I am working on an entry which is related to this video (in a very tangential way), so I thought it would work as a midweek video as well.



I am sort of disappointed Buddy Revell only appears once though.

Tuesday, June 08, 2010

An Emmy for Conan?

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I love the fact that TBS is pumping money into a campaign for Conan O'Brien to win an Emmy for his work on The Tonight Show. I understand exactly why they are doing it, and if he manages to win that prize, both TBS and O'Brien get a boost from it. The fact that TBS is doing it alone garnered some more ink about Conan's new show, so even if he loses, the network still benefits. It seems like a savvy move.



But if he wins it... what a last laugh.

Monday, June 07, 2010

Too. Much. Music.

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Found my old MP3 player. Forgot what having portable music was like.

I think I melted my brain.

Seriously, how did I get Baby I got your money by ODB?

Need to Examine Uncritical Times...

Minha mãe me chama comanche

Music, how I've missed you in this form.

Sunday, June 06, 2010

Sunday Video: Five Fingers of Death

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On Friday, Youtube recommended I watch the following trailer:



I loved it, and I really wanted to see this movie. Now, I thought I might have to order it from Amazon or another site dedicated to kung fu movies because I desperately want to see it at this point, and what were the odds that I could just walk into a local video store and nab a kung fu movie from 1972 that didn't feature Bruce Lee or Jackie Chan?

However, I just happened to stop by my local Blockbuster to see if they had a copy of Kung Fu Hustle because I've been thinking about it ever since I finished God Hand, and head to the K section, and in the very front of that row is a flick called King Boxer.

King Boxer is one of the alternate titles of Five Fingers of Death. And it has a commentary track with Quentin Tarantino too. Awesome. And I got that copy of Kung Fu Hustle I was looking for too.

My awesome media luck continues.

Saturday, June 05, 2010

Week 4: Pageant of the Transmundane

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A man was sentenced to 30 months probation after trying to steal dirty diapers from a home. Naturally, he is currently undergoing psychiatric evaluation. Of course, if he loved dirty diapers so much, he could have likely made money and had as many as he wanted if he just started a diaper collection business. Guess he wasn't thinking.

Anyway, on to less skeevy stuff.

This week's winning entry comes to us from the blog of the excellent graphic designer Jamie Wieck.

The designer in question put together a poster called The Joy of Cycling, which is just so wrong and so right at the same time.

And since the poster in question features the graphic rendering of real people on bikes, I thought that having our namesake cartoon character riding a bicycle in the real world would be the most appropriate image. I found the image at Faces 2010



Congrats Jamie on having such a wickedly awesome vision. Huzzah!



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

This is not a meme. This is an award that I give out, and thus, I am not "tagging" you.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, June 04, 2010

Celebrity Rehab in Trouble?

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I've talked about Celebrity Rehab in the past in passing (mainly in regards to Brigitte Nielsen), and it is to me, one of the most rubberneck inspiring shows on television.

Now, I hadn't been aware that the show was shelved earlier this week because it couldn't find a high profile celebrity to anchor the show around.

Offers had been made to Lindsay Lohan (One million dollars) and Liza Minelli (500 thousand). They are currently trying to woo a Playboy Playmate for the series now.

But you know what, I don't blame the two of them for not wanting to appear on the show. I've seen it... it is not something which makes you look good at all. If anything, if you are above a certain threshold of fame, it can only hurt your career.

Call me naive, but I honestly didn't think there were such huge figures attached to any of the celebrity appearances on that show. I thought that yes, there was some fame whoring in the enterprise, but in the end, the idea was that people who needed help were getting some. I thought healing was the ultimate goal of the whole enterprise for those participating.

But if you are losing your dignity by being on the show instead of going to rehab in private like most people would, I guess you should put a price on that.

My question now becomes, what are some of the other people that have signed up for the show this season, like Tila Tequila, getting paid. And now that figures are out in the open, are some of the celebrities going to try to renegotiate for better fees now?

Any way you slice it, even if Celebrity Rehab somehow makes it back to television, its days seem numbered.

Thursday, June 03, 2010

The Spoiler Social Contract

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I don't think that Emily Post has addressed the problem of spoiler etiquette online, so there doesn't seem to be any rules to this sort of thing.

Here's my take on the matter.

It is my responsibility as a consumer of pop culture to generally avoid spoilers on my own. If I get something spoiled because I didn't take the due diligence to avoid it, like if I was to record an episode of a television drama for later viewing and then I went and read an article which recapped what had happened during that episode, well, then yes, that would be my fault, and as such, I have no reason to complain. Most of the time when someone encounters something that spoils a show or movie, they were not doing the simple, basic things that are common sense to the average person. Like, I wouldn't go to the TV Tropes page about something I am currently watching or reading if I am not at the same point everyone else is at. It is just obvious.

By the same token, I should have a reasonable expectation that as I explore the internet that I can avoid those spoilers by forewarning. If an episode of a television show aired last night and someone online posts something about it, and the title indicates that they are talking about that episode, well, then I can avoid it. If the title of that post is a spoiler in and of itself, then yes, I think I would be genuinely be mad about it, or if someone was writing about a completely different subject and they just happen to throw an unrelated spoiler into the mix, well, then again, I can see how people would get bent out of shape about that. (I had a revelation at the end of a game spoiled like this when I was reading a completely unrelated entry to it. I was miffed).

Time and popularity are also factors in all this. The more time that has passed between the release of a movie, book or television episode, the less people should expect in terms of spoiler protections. And if something is popular, more people are naturally going to be writing about it and have a general knowledge of the things being discussed, so your realistic window for living in blissful ignorance of a spoiler is relatively short. I think at this moment, if I haven't seen a movie that has been out on DVD for a couple of months, I shouldn't expect other people to try to shield me from spoilers as part of the social contract, and after a day or so, I have no expectation that anything said about an episode in a television series will be held back. Because frankly, in those cases, I have had a reasonable amount of time to see that thing, and I should have diminished expectations about another person keeping that kind of information secret. But if something has just aired or been released, then in my opinion, if you haven't warned others that you are specifically talking about that piece of pop culture, a spoiler alert is warranted. But that may just be me, and I am willing to admit that to me, it seems like a good practice.

Let's say blogging/twitter etc existed in 1980, and a bunch of people posted the fact that Darth Vader was Luke's father within days of The Empire Strikes Back's release, and put it in titles and in unavoidable messages on social networking sites, well, that to me would be a breach of spoiler etiquette in my opinion.

I know a few people who have gone so far as to temporily block or in extreme cases, stop following/defriend people who routinely post spoilers, especially when the aggrieved party lives on the West Coast and those that are spoiling the revelations of dramatic television live in time zones in the east.

Now, at times, I take my foreshadowing of spoilers to admittedly ridiculous levels. For instance, when I write a Remembering post, I've been known to warn people that I am going to be disclosing plot elements, so if they plan on viewing/playing what I am discussing, they know that I may wreck a few things. So I give spoiler alerts for a lot longer than I expect other people to give them, and there is one particular show (Alias) which I still won't really discuss the plot of in detail because a year or so ago, one of my readers and fellow bloggers was watching the show and I never got around to asking if they had finished the entire experience.

I certainly don't expect other people to do that.

At the moment, I am avoiding information about a particular film that is coming out soon because I plan on reading the source material first, so I am not watching the trailers or reading new stories and blog entries about it so that I go into the whole experience fresh. I respect people discussing it, but in this case it is my responsibility to avoid the spoilers.

I think the basic rule I think everyone should adhere to is just a little common courtesy. On both sides of the issue, people shouldn't be killjoys. It is a simple principle really.

Wednesday, June 02, 2010

Midweek Video: Pi

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This is what happens when geeks write music about math. It is supposed to be a joke, but ironically, it still ends up being pretty good. Hard N Phirm, which I first learned about from their Rodeohead song,



I certainly understand why people are just running with the female vocals on this song. I wish I knew who was doing that part.

Tuesday, June 01, 2010

Express Checkout: Alias, Far Cry, McGee

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It's been a while since I did an express checkout, and with so many little items that don't merit a whole entry, well, today seemed as good a time as any to do one of these posts.

- ABC is considering rebooting Alias. You know, that show that was totally and completely awesome for the first two seasons and then J.J. Abrams went off and worked on another series and it all went to crap after that. Those of you who watched it know exactly what I am talking about. I mean, I loved the show, but I don't think rebooting it just four years after it ended. I know ABC wants to keep the Abrams good times going, but this is not the way. If it was up to me, I would have had Abrams repitch that series with Greg Grunberg, The Catch, because I would certainly be into that. Then again, Grunberg has never had luck with pilots.

- A large group of people is currently being sued for downloading movies illegally. That is not news. What caught my attention is the producers of Uwe Boll's Far Cry are getting in on the action. I smell countersuit here, because I am sure those who watched that movie were harmed psychologically by the experience. (Of course, a lot of the downloading seems to have been done on unsecured wireless connections so the people getting sued may in fact be victims themselves). So in short, there are no winners in this story.

- Bombshell McGee is publicly stating that Sandra Bullock should be thanking her for exposing the 11-month affair between her tattooed self and Bullock's husband Jesse James. Is it just me or does someone who slept with your spouse a large number of times lose all their rights to expect the aggrieved party to be grateful.