Thursday, December 31, 2009

My Resolutions for 2010

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Well, I did pretty well on my 2009 resolutions, so it is time to push myself a little further this year.

Have 250 articles on sites outside of this blog. I know every year I've done this, I've put up a blogging challenge to myself to reach various post plateaus, and I reach those goals handily. So, I thought I would up the ante and try expanding my reach across cyberspace by writing for a variety of sites this year. I am including things like guest posts in this tally so that I get the broadest experience I can. Of course, I am still going to try to maintain the same level of production here as well.

Get that TV pilot finished: Even if I don't sell it, find an agent or whatever, having that thing done would likely be a huge accomplishment and something I would consider a feather in my cap. I have the books, the outlines and the other materials I need to accomplish this now, so there is no excuse for not getting it done.

Read Blood's a Rover by James Ellroy: I made this resolution a couple of years ago, but the book didn't come out in the year I made that resolution. It has come out in the past couple of months and it will be in trade size this year, so now it seems like I can cross this one off my list.

Do more Remembering Posts: I enjoy writing my Remembering posts, but I haven't done a lot of them as of late. It isn't that there aren't countless older movies, games, books and television shows to write posts about, it is merely that I was a little bit lazy this year. So, I am going to make a concerted effort to try to do a at least a few more of these posts this year.

I don't have a lot of resolutions, but again, some of them are challenging, yet attainable goals. And I think that is the most important part of having resolutions.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

How my 2009 Resolutions Panned Out

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Well, as we near the end of another year, it is time for me to look back at the resolutions I made last year and see how I did.

Start a music-based podcast.

Yeah, I totally rocked this one. I did 4 podcasts, and I was a contributor to a lot of the podcasts Lee Sargent did this year too, so I am calling this one a success.

Movies I want to see:

The Machine Girl - Started it but didn't finish it.
Harold and Maude - Nope
Hit Man (a movie with Bernie Casey from the 70's) - Couldn't find it.
The Day After - Yes, I saw this one.
Pi - I saw this back in January. Unfortunately, I was really tired so now I can't really remember it.

225 Posts on this blog.

Yep. This one was easy. Even on bad weeks, I was still putting up 4-5 posts, so even with a few weeks off here and there, I still reached that modest goal.

Work on a writing a novel or a TV pilot.

I put together all my materials for the pilot, and I got a gift card for a Canadian book chain and I ordered a book on writing a pilot and one on screenwriting (because, hey, that is something interesting to learn as well). I also participated in NaNoWriMo, though I only got 3000 words or so, but it was an interesting start. So while I wasn't completely successful, I did actually work at this, and I have a few things to show for it, so I am giving myself a little bit of credit for this one.

One new blog feature.

Well, I guess both Cut Rate Cultural Analysis and My Enemies List count. They are enjoyable to do.

Get the Pop Culture Supreme Court back together.

Yeah, this one... this one just got by me. I just couldn't collect my thoughts together enough to propose a cohesive plan for getting the band back together as it were. I will put this out there though... if there is someone who was part of the original band that wants to take it over, well, maybe I can hand over the keys to the joint as it were.

I think I will be back tomorrow for the new resolutions. I think. Not promising anything.

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Guest Post and My Moment of the Year

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Remember how I said I was going to be posting sporadically? Well, things just keep happening that aren't letting me get away with that, because I have two new things to report, and I don't think they will wait until tomorrow to talk about.

The first regards a guest post I recently had published at the blog Wrestlegasm, a funny little romp called Cutting a Promo for Beginners, which is filled with both wrestling and pop culture references, because as you know, that is just how I roll. Now I knew that it was going to appear there as I had had a heart to heart with the lovely Ray Davies and she agreed to give me a chance to do the occasion guest post there because I really love her sense of humor and her take on wrestling in general.

In the end, I was quite pleased with the results.

And the second thing is in a way tied to the above item. You see, last night I noticed I was getting hits from a post placement arranged through the blog syndication service BlogBurst, and I just had to see what was going on. Well, the Chicago Sun-Times had picked up one of my stories for exposure on their site (which isn't extremely out of the ordinary based on my history at the site), but I don't think the person who picked the story looked at the image that went along with it.

Can you see something about that image that perhaps shouldn't be on that site? A particular word which both I and a certain black actor love to say all the time.

Yeah. As I said on Facebook when I talked about this and the title alludes to it... this was the Moment of the Year for me!

I like some of the captions that Ray Davies puts on her wrestling recap pictures that I thought I would do that myself... with a sly little reference to Hot Fuzz. Didn't think that it would end up on a major newspaper's site though.

I was laughing so hard last night, I thought I was going to fall over.

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Week 33: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Apparently, you can bicycle nude in New Zealand as long as you are wearing a helmet. Hmmm... I guess you learn something new every day. Why just yesterday I heard that you can deep-fry butter. I don't know why you would want to... but apparently it is possible.

This week's winning entry comes to us from, and let me get this right because it is quite a mouthful (so many jokes... must resist... urge... to be dirty), Calvin's Canadian Cave of Coolness, that bastien of monitor sized header graphics, for Ye it is true.

This is a self-nomination, though I had really do some detective work, as their email didn't indicate that they were in fact the proprietor of the blog in question.

But that being said, there are indeed many things of transmundane splendor on the above site, and one such item has indeed won the award this week.

It is an image of the most unlikely of meetings or even seeming alliances. I am talking about some weird Aquaman/Cthulhu crossover.

I mean, seriously, what the hell is that about? I mean, yes, it could be a Kraken, but it looks like Cthulhu has totally corrupted Aquaman (I guess this was right before the Lovecraftian fiend forced the DC to make that awful game).

Of course, I could have probably done a better search for a Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award picture, but alas, I am writing this on Christmas Eve, so this one of Pieman will have to do for the moment. ;)



Congrats (k)Cal... here is your badge.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas from Dr. Girlfriend and The Monarch

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The Fairy Tale of New York as sung by Dr. Girlfriend* and The Monarch. And for those of you who aren't familiar with the show, Dr. Girlfriend is singing the Shane McGowan's part and The Monarch Kirsty MacColl's.



Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays. And don't piss off Santa Claus... or Brock Samson.

* Yes, I know she isn't "Dr. Girlfriend" anymore.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Sporadic Posting Ahead

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With the holidays ahead, I think you will forgive me if I take a little time off and not try to keep this blog updated almost every weekday for a couple of weeks. Well, until the new year.

I am not going to leave this blog by it lonesome all that time... if I have something to say, well, I'll say it.

Of course, I will still be doing the Pageant of the Transmundane, so those of you looking for oddity will still have a place to find it on Boxing Day and January 2nd.

Regular broadcasting will recommence on January 4th.

Thank you for your patience.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Some Candor in this year's Birthday Post

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Usually when I write a post on my birthday, it is funny and/or somehow life affirming... well, I don't think I really have that in me this year. Well, if this is funny, it will be more like a black comedy. Naturally, this is going to go into a lot of personal stuff in this too, so this is going to be a departure from the usual stuff I write. Because we all know that me and public candor waved bye to each other a long time ago, and it wasn't that difficult a parting. If anything, it was a mutual break up, as candor didn't want to have anything to do with me, and I didn't trust it, so here we are. The fact that the above analogy sounds startlingly like something that happened to me in real life is purely coincidental.

So I am 33 now. The strange irony is, I've sort of been unknowingly holding a competition with my long-deceased grandfather about who would their first heart attack younger... he had his at 32, so I guess this is a contest I am happy to lose. Of course, I got a grim reminder of my own mortality when a young actress that is 11 months younger than me died of a cardiac arrest yesterday. So it is not a question of if I am going to have a heart attack... it is a question of when. Even though I know the risks, well, I am still not in the best shape. I am in better shape than I was 2 years ago when my mother had her heart attack, but I could be doing so much more.

I think my only consolation is if I have a heart attack and live, well, I will be in some good company. I mean, George Carlin and Richard Pryor had heart attacks relatively young, and hey, who wouldn't want to be like them, minus the cocaine. Of course, the fact that those individuals are now deceased shouldn't dissuade me however.

Yeah, my only real addiction is buying PS2 games. I can't stop buying them. I know I should. It moved beyond ridiculous over the summer and turned into something entirely unsettling. I don't even want to do the math about how long it would take to try to go through them all, because I would be very sad indeed. I mean, if it was booze or pills or sex, well, as a writer I would naturally end up with some stories I could potentially mine and turn into something of interest to the general public, or to tell on talk shows (and I am not trying to reduce those problems into something that could be so easily packaged), but with my little shopaholic problem, well, all I end up with is a lot less drawer space and some lingering debts (along with feelings of recrimination, I can't forget that).

I've also come to the realization that I'm probably never going to have kids, and I'm okay with that now. When I was in my late teens and early 20's, well, I always felt like I had some warped responsibility to carry on the family name, because for the most part, the overwhelming majority of children on the side of the family that shares my surname are female, so I always felt like there was going to be an obligation for me to have children, and that is never the right reason to have them.

I think if I would have had children in my early to mid-20's, I would have been an decent parent, but I don't think I am the same person I was then. Even at this relatively young age, I am already starting to notice that I don't have the same youthful vigor I once had, and I know that I have far less patience than I used to.

And let's face it, I am enough of a child by myself that I need my full attention so I don't play in traffic or do any of the other strange things children do.

I also can't forget to mention the crankiness. Wow, if I would have known that there was going to be individual moments where I was so angry I turned into Lewis Black, I would have never believed it when I was in my 20s.

But I think I should wrap it up there... I don't want to turn into George Costanza discussing his life with the tenant board in "The Andrea Doria". Yeah, I just had to end it with a pop culture reference.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Sunday Video: A Pack of Gifts Now

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First it was a spoof of Goodfellas... and then The Godfather, but for Mad TV's final Rudolph spoof, they went a little more surreal.

I am of course talking about take the action into the late 1970's with a parody of Apocalypse Now! and boy, does it get trippy.



Of course, I don't think it is as good as the two earlier productions, but the set wouldn't be complete without it.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Week 32: Pageant of the Transmundane

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A doctor at an Australian university is admonishing Santa Claus as being a bad influence on children by encouraging obesity and drunk driving. So, what, he wants Santa to go on a diet and to start doing pilates? OK... I guess that could happen...

This week's winning entry comes from the blog Please Simplify, a blog with a mission statement that is evident in their title... they want to see simplified things... logos and such.

In the winning entry this week, the crew over at that blog put together two very succinct versions of two films, and as you know, doing the legwork yourself nets a lot of points when it comes to making these decisions.

The two movies they shrunk down like Reducto were The Sixth Sense and Mars Attacks!, and I was impressed by how well they managed to keep the general themes together.

And since this week's winning entry has to do with humans fighting aliens, well, Homer fighting Kang on Jerry Springer seemed to be well in keeping with the spirit of this week's award.



Congrats to both Jarrod Barretto and Paul Sahre for this stellar effort.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

A Note on Tiger Woods

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Now that Tiger Woods is getting a divorce and potentially moving to France, can we are a society please stop talking about his repeated acts of infidelity. I don't care. I know a lot of people don't care. So just shut up about it already. (And this is the first and last time I am going to discuss this, barring some huge explosion where Woods beats every reporter camped outside his new home with a golf club because they just won't stop).

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Midweek Video: Christmas in Killarney

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I wanted some Bing Crosby action for this song, but alas, all the videos for this song as sung by him are not really videos but slide shows or just the record playing.

Therefore, I had to chose a different band and a homemade video from a comedy troupe.



The song was recorded by the Irish Rovers, and I definitely know that the four gentleman in the above video are not them.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Are DVD and Game Prices Too High?

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If you've ever been around forums, especially game and pop culture based ones, there is a complaint that runs through them all. That complaint is that video games and DVD's are too expensive these days, and you know what, every time I hear that, I think about how short our collective attention span is.

This is for North America by the way, because I know people who live in other regions get utterly reamed by local pricing. I just thought I would note that.

For instance, I remember back in the early 1980's, my parents bought my sister Centipede for the 2600 and it was 50 dollars. In today's dollars, that is $110.

And after the video game crash, I was getting games like Defender, E.T. and the like out of electronic department bins for 2-10 dollars, or 4-20 dollars today.

In 1984, my father bought a used copy of Apocalypse Now on VHS for $80, which today would be 164 bucks! I mean, you can buy a two-disc DVD set from Amazon of that for $15? I think he paid 60-70 for Raiders of the Lost Ark around that time too.

And after Christmas 1986, I got a Nintendo that didn't have Super Mario Brothers, so I had to go and buy that for 35, which is $67.85 by today's standards. And I remember getting a number of games in that system's lifespan at 50-60 dollars, even near the end of its lifespan, so there were titles I was paying nearly 100 2008 dollars for.

About that same time, I remember going out and getting a VHS copy of Ghostbusters 2 for around 30... which is nearly 50 today.

Skipping ahead, I bought Final Fantasy III for the Super Nintendo for 65 dollars, which is about 95 today (though this is one of those rare cases where it is something in the gaming world that has kept its value).

Now that you've gotten the basic gist of what I am doing, I can speed things up to get to my point.

Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3 for the Sega Saturn, January 1997: 70 dollars = $93.50
FIFA 2000 for Playstation, December 1999: 60 dollars = $74.31
The Matrix Reloaded (Widescreen) on DVD the week it was released in 2003: 28 dollars = $31.67
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for the Playstation 2, May 2005 60 dollars = $65.62

So when you look at game prices, they have basically stayed pretty numerically consistent for decades. I mean since 1982, books have gotten more expensive, going to the movies has gotten more expensive, cable prices have gotten more expensive... but electronic entertainment has pretty much cost the same amount of money numerically (and thus, been slowly getting cheaper by standard inflationary terms). Aside from a 5-10 dollar buffer here and there, game prices have been remarkably consistent over the years, and considering the cost of development for interactive entertainment has grown so much over the past few software generations, it is remarkable that the price point has remained so consistent (because think about it... E.T. was developed in 5 weeks by basically one guy).

And for everything that Blu-Ray offers and some of the prices of those discs online, well, I don't think they are asking too much. I've seen movies that just came out in the format being offered for under 20 dollars online... which is competitive with a lot of formats when they were this age, and a down right steal compared with how much VHS was at this point in its lifecycle.

So is that how spoiled we've become... that a product that in comparison with its brethren, no scratch that, in comparison with almost every other thing out there, hasn't really substantially increased in price over a long period of time is yet, still somehow overpriced? How does that work again?

Note: I am certainly not adverse to lower prices... I am just saying people need a little perspective when looking at this whole issue.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Some Yay Moments this Weekend

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- Ugly Betty got it new time slot... it is going to be on Wednesdays at 10. It was something that was rumored to be happening, but it now looks like it is confirmed.

- This dude beat John Cena in a tables match at a WWE Pay-per-view to become a champion.... woot to new blood vying for belts, especially on RAW! The fact that it is the Irish bodybuilder version of Mythbusters' Adam Savage, well, that is just a bonus really.



-Pee Wee Herman's coming back. Woo Hoo!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Sunday Video: The Reinfather

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As promised last week, here is the second of the Mad TV/Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer parodies, this time, based on The Godfather.



I just discovered that there is indeed a 3rd chapter in this saga, so next week, there will be another video like this.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Week 31: Pageant of the Transmundane

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A man in Amsterdam has gone to the police after his collection of Ecstasy pills that he put together over 20 years documenting different pill configurations and designs was stolen. The reason he sought out the authorities is he believes that some of the pills in his collection may be poisoned and he is not seeking its return.

This week's winning entry comes to us from the blog Jerks in your Area, which is a rather self-descriptive title of what they do.

The entry in question deals with how one man dealt with catching his wife's infidelity while the other gentleman in question was in that infamous situation R. Kelly sang about repeatedly... you know, trapped in the closet.

This time out, I thought one of Homer's temptations into infidelity would be the most appropriate image for the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award this week, in this case, Mindy Simmons.



Congrats to the person who created Jerks in Your Area. It has been a pleasure giving you this award.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, December 11, 2009

I was going to remember something....

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I was going to reprint my remembering post about The Snowman, but I already ran it last year, and while I am a lazy blogger sometimes, I am not going to recycle something twice in a row.

So in lieu of that, I present something else related to that.



Gotta go with the classics.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

For the future: Zine reviews

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This is just a short message to say that because of my abiding love of zines and the community that surrounds them, I may be reviewing them in the future if I can get my hands on enough of them. I am subscribing to a couple of the relevant published sources for those hookups, and I expect to start doing them in the new year.

In the meantime, if anyone is looking for that kind of exposure, even if it isn't zines, like you have a book, a cd, or a DVD/movie that you would like to get word out about, I would be willing to review it. Just email me and we'll make arrangements.

I won't promise to give you a positive review, but I will give you a fair shake, and a certain search engine seems to like the things I write.




Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Midweek Video: Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

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a) I didn't know there was a video for this
b) I lived in a trailer park the first 5 years of my life, so I am predisposed to like this.
c) I hate camp, but this is good camp dammit.
d) It could have been Jingle Dogs... remember that.



Express Checkout: Elton John, Billy Corgan, PT Anderson

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- Say what you want about Elton John's music, but the dude has some heart. After he and his life partner tried to adopt an HIV-infected child from the Ukraine and were denied, he is still planning on supporting the child financially. He cares about that child so much that even though they can't join his family, he still wants to look out for it and I assume make sure it has the medical care it needs (along with other essentials). I respected him before but this takes it to a new level.

- Jessica Simpson is reportedly dating Billy Corgan now. I don't know if it is true, but given some of the other things Corgan has done as of late, it seems entirely within his character, because if any of you have heard him talk in the past, you know that there was indeed a time when he would have thought that he was somehow too good for someone who sang in the country pop world. But I guess selling a song for a credit card commercial, a song which you vowed you'd never sell like that, supporting a bill that devastates small and independent broadcasters and I even recently saw him rip on fans of his band because they want him to play some of their favorite hits during Smashing Pumpkins concerts. When I think about it, Jessica Simpson is too good for him.

- I was reading news items on Film School Rejects, and I came upon an item about Paul Thomas Anderson's next film project, and I have to say I am intrigued, if only because the subject seems to be one that is close to my heart. "In this next opus, Anderson will take on the creation of a new religion, and he’s bringing Philip Seymour Hoffman along as his creator. Hoffman will play “the Master,” or “master of ceremonies,” a charismatic intellectual who creates a faith-based organization that takes the United States by storm in 1952." The year is very important, because there was another organization which started in that year which I have discussed many times in the past. So, if this movie is about what I think it is about (in other words, of course), I am ecstatic.

Monday, December 07, 2009

The New Uncanny Valley

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I think we are all familiar with the uncanny valley when it comes to computer graphics, especially those of us who have subjected themselves to the recent motion capture masterpieces *ahem* of Robert Zemeckis.

But I think I have discovered a different version of this phenomenon which may be equally applicable. There seems to be an uncanny valley when it comes to tanning. I am thinking especially about those atrocious spray tans.

I mean, we've all seen those pictures of those doofuses with the spiky hair and the oompah loompah orange skin. If you haven't, look up douchebag on Google Images to see one of many of these creatures. (I mean it, they will appear highly under that search term).

I am talking about specimens like these:



Historically, tans used to be associated with the lower classes (people who worked outdoors), and it was only with the increase in leisure time and vacationing that tanning became a chic thing to do. It is amazing how it seems the cycle has repeated itself again and again.

Now, spray on tans are a lot like makeup... a little goes a long way... there is something to be said for subtlety and discretion. I mean, the best tan and makeup is likely the kind that doesn't call attention to itself. But we all know people who take both way too far.

It seems that wrestlers and porn stars are especially guilty of these offenses (Semaj posted a picture of former porn star Cody Lane who I thought was East Indian... and I'd seen her before, so I knew that wasn't the case). And when you have a bunch of people with spray on tans, and a person who doesn't, well, it becomes glaringly obvious how unnatural they really look.



The funny thing is, the dude on the far left is from Scotland... and when you think of Scotland, you just naturally think of dudes with Coppertone tans.

Over the past couple of weeks, I've put together a little graph which I feel covers most of the bases when it comes to the uncanny valley of tanning, because you can indeed come out the other side.

For instance, I'm of a certain age that I remember all the jokes about George Hamilton's tan... but looking back, his looked natural and he was able to pull it off in comparison to some of the tans people are trying to pass off as normal these days. And speaking of those times, I remember nudity back in 1970's-80's movies where there were a lot of tan lines, and somehow in my mind, seeing tan lines on a woman brings me back to a simpler, more innocent time, because you really don't see tan lines too much in movies unless it is very intentional. I mean, it almost seems quaint now.

I guess the point that I am trying to make with all this is that friends don't let friends overdue it with the tanning. When you see a problem starting to emerge, you have to nip it in the bud.



Don't let this happen to you or your pals. Your enemies? Sure, why not?

I have to give a shoutout to Pale is the New Tan for the last picture, because if you want to see bad tans, that's the place to go.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Sunday Video: Raging Rudolph

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As hard as it is to believe, at the beginning of its run, MadTV actually had a few bits that were indeed worth remembering.

This is one of those sketches... a violent reimagining of the Rankin/Bass Christmas Classic Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer as directed by Martin Scorsese.



Next week, I will post the follow up chapter next weekend.

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Week 30: Pageant of the Transmundane

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A teenage girl in San Antonio made a goofy face for her yearbook/student card photo and the administration is equating it to making a gang sign. Her mother was present at the time the photo was taken and she was fine with it. I didn't think that a spontaneous and singular funny face was gang-related activity.

This week's winning entry comes to us from the pop cultural clearinghouse Mighty God King (I am seriously running out of descriptors at this point).

The entry in question spins an interesting alternative history tale. The thing that changes? The Beatles take up Lorne Michaels on his offer to reform on Saturday Night Live in 1976. It is quite a journey to the present day.

And since this is related to The Beatles, I thought the album cover for the Be Sharps album from Homer's Barbershop Quartet (which also featured George Harrison) would be the appropriate image. I could have went with Simpsons Abbey Road as well, but somehow I thought that was less meaningful in this case.



Congrats to the crew at MGK on their win. Here is your badge.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogging village to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday, December 04, 2009

Tracey has put me Over the Top

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Tracey from over at Quiet Paws tagged me with an Over the Top award, and while I am really reluctant to do these kinds of things when tagging is involved, Lee did it without tagging people, so I felt ok about doing the same...

The rule is I have to answer the following questions with one word answers. Of course, I am a verbose person, so narrowing things down to a single word is a tough task... I am all about the weaselly words. But it seemed like the perfect kind of post for a Friday.

1. Where is your mobile phone? Dead
2. Your hair? Receding
3. Your mother? Retired
4. Your father? Tired
5. Your favorite food? Stroganoff
6. Your dream last night? Awesome
7. Your favorite drink? Vodka
8. Your dream/goal? Television
9. What room are you in? Office
10. Your hobby? Gaming
11. Your fear? Shame
12. Where do you want to be in 6 years? Famous
13. Where were you last night? Bed
14. Something that you aren’t? Courageous
15. Muffins? Cookies?
16. Wish list item? Schema
17. Where did you grow up? Windsor
18. Last thing you did? Walked
19. What are you wearing? Jeans
20. Your TV? SD
21. Your Pets? Vibrant
22. Friends? Few
23. Your life? Meh
24. Your mood? Ambivalent
25. Missing Someone? Always
26. Vehicle? Well...
27. Something you’re not wearing? Lipstick
28. Your favorite store? Video
29. Your favorite colour? Green
30. When was the last time you laughed? Presently
31. Last time you cried? Weeks
32. Your best friend? MIA
33. One place that I go to over and over? Mailbox
34. Facebook? Crowded
35. Favorite place to eat? Home

You know, I feel a little sad now.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Midweek Video: The Softer Side of Blue Monday

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There are generally three directions that covers go in. There are covers which pretty much pay homage to a song by doing it in a similar style, there are covers which take a song and make it harder, faster or louder, and then there are versions which make it softer, and at times cute.

This is one of those last kind.



Can you believe that this post only represents the tip of the iceberg for Blue Monday covers?

The Best DVD Storage Solution EVER!

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I have to preface this by saying that I have not received any compensation for this post. I had to go on the record and say that because I gush here, and I want you to all know that money is not involved, just an undying love for the product this is about. I am writing it spontaneously because it feels almost like this awesome thing is a secret and that more people should know about it, and seeing as a lot of you are pop culture junkies too, well, you may have the same problem I do.

A few years ago, someone was moving out of town and they asked if I wanted this plastic set of drawers they didn't have room for, and being the thrifty fellow that I am, I took them up on this offer.

What I received was something like this, built by the Gracious Living company:



And at the time, I didn't realize that the above item was going to become one of my favorite things ever.

You see, the thing that I've never heard mentioned about these particular units is that they are one of the best standard DVD storage solutions (although my title does give that away). If I didn't know better, I would swear that they had that in mind and then looking at how small the market was for just that purpose, they threw the product on the market as a general storage solution.

The reason I make this claim is based on the mathematics the unit employs. Each of those large drawers hold two rows of 18 standard DVD cases perfectly, spine up, so you can read them, and do you know how wide a standard DVD case is in terms of another DVD dimension? Laid flat, a standard DVD case is the width of 9 DVD spines. The extra space at the top of the drawer is 3 DVD spines tall plus a small buffer zone. That means that each drawer can hold in practice 48 cases. And since the width is perfect, that means even the little drawers can hold a fair number of DVD cases flat. They aren't squashed together or swimming in space... the drawers are the perfect size for this task and there is room for you to stick your finger in at the front to pull individual titles out from the front. I admit getting a DVD out from the back isn't that simple, but it is still relatively easy (you just have to get the one in front of it out first before sliding it out), so it doesn't feel like that much of a hassle.



Did I mention they make units with just the bigger drawers too? I've seen ones with 5 big drawers in them, which means you could hold around 240 cases in a unit with a very small floorspace footprint. If push came to shove, you could just put it in a closet or other out of the way area.

Do you want to know how crazy I am about these things? Whenever someone even hints to me that they may be having a problem finding a place for their DVDs, I feel compelled to tell them about these storage drawer units... they just have to know about them. Hell, when I was buying my second one, I was telling people who were working in the store how good they were for storing DVDs. I'm evangelical about them. And the upshot was, when the person who gave me that first one ended up buying another one for the very same purpose after hearing about how good it was for DVD's.

And the thing is, these Gracious Living units are really inexpensive when you compare them to the alternative, and they require very little assembly (you can put some wheels on them if you want, but what you see above is basically how you buy them). When I went to buy a second unit with just 3 of the big drawers, I ended up getting it for about 20 dollars, which is really affordable. When I was looking for a picture to accompany this entry, I noticed that I was getting hits from American retailers as well, like Riteaid and Lowe's, so these Gracious Living products do seem to be available in the States as well. And in Canada, I've seen these units at Zellers, Walmart and Canadian Tire, so they are certainly around if you need one.

It is not a looker, but for the price, the sheer amount of storage and convenience these Gracious Living storage drawers provide, I can't recommend them enough.