Sunday, May 31, 2009

Sunday Night Video: Halcyon

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I have a strange mental connection to this song. A lot of people associate this song with the movie Hackers, and while it is true, I could make that connection, but the same year that film came out, this Orbital tune also appeared at the very end of the Mortal Kombat movie. At the time, I thought it was a song by Stabbing Westward, and it wasn't until I caught the below video on a show called R U Receiving that my confusion finally came to an end.



Now what I discovered just today is the vocal sample in the above song was from It's a Fine Day by Opus III... and I tracked down a performance video from Top of the Pops II, which I think is a little bit weirder than the above video. I just sounds weird to me, and Kirsty Hawkshaw's hairdo is odd to say the least. I would consider it a minor transmundane event.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Week 3: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Officials in Vietnam are trying to ban dancing in karaoke clubs. I guess the movie Footloose was just released there this year.... or at least that is as plausible an explanation as I can fathom.

Now, I had a tough choice this week as there were two entries which were similar, but both were equally strange celebrity related images. But in the end, both the improbability of the three celebs involved in one plus the wardrobe made one of the two entries in question stand above.

This week's winning entry arrives from...

...drum roll please...

Funktards.

I am not going to reveal the three people involved, or the circumstances... you just have to look on your own.

And after you see the entry in question, well, this picture I've chosen this week makes a lot more sense. I think you can find a Simpsons picture for anything now. I found this screengrab at simpsoncrazy.com, which joins Last Exit to Springfield in serving my transmundanity image needs.



Congrats Dalton for once again finding something so weird it could not be denied a prize.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday Favorite: The Wicker Man: Why I hate Hollywood

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Today, Aaron from Electronic Cerebrectomy made some observations on two lists of remakes James Gunn had blogged about, and one of those remakes just happened to be The Wicker Man, and it made me remember a post I had made right after I found out about that particular remake. For something I just started riffing on, I think I ended up being frighteningly accurate in my assessment.

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I know, I know I'm not the first blogger(or professional journalist for that matter) to write disparagingly about the glut of remakes that have been coming out the last few years, but you know, it still needs to be said.

The basic jist of most of those articles is that in general remakes suck.... and they are right.

With that in mind, I want to just mention that I hate the fact that not one but TWO remakes of the Wicker Man are being made.

If you haven't seen The Wicker Man, it is a cool, atmospheric and on some level, utterly believable horror movie that had an ending which still chills me to this day. And after seeing what modern Hollywood did to Assault on Precinct 13, I am scared... no very, very scared of what is going to become of The Wicker Man in their *ahem* capable hands.

Edward Woodward was perfect for the lead in the original... I mean, this is the man who became the the Equalizer for the love of...-- does that mean nothing?!? I know that Nick Cage has... what's it called... oh yeah, "star power", but that isn't an excuse. Neil LaBute, what are you doing to us?

Some of you may be saying, well, MC, Neil Labute's made some decent movies in the past, so it won't be so bad. Well, the fact that the director of the original, when he heard about some of the changes being made to the original plot and structure of the movie for the remake, asked that his name be removed from all the promotional materials for the new film says a lot. And then he went further.

Robin Hardy decided he was going to reimagine The Wicker Man, using the same setting but creating a new story around it. Cowboys For Christ isn't really a sequel so much as it is a re-examination of the same themes. Of course, the way I see it is CoC is basically Hardy flipping off the whole remake.

You know something is off when many of the figures from the original movie start working on a competing project. I mean, how bad is the Labute version really going to be? I think one only has to look at the two competing Exorcist prequels to answer that question.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

NBC's ratings - Bad, Bad, Bad

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I was struck by a particular headline this afternoon:

NBC's Ratings -- Lowest Since Early TV

I mean, I know that the market is segmenting with all the cable and satellite channels that are now currently available, along with the ever increasing pressure for entertainment hours from both the internet and video games, but this seems like a simply stunning turn of events. I remember even a short time ago NBC was one of the ratings leaders with everyone following, and now just a few years later... well... I think that headline says everything.

What the numbers indicate is that both Fox and CBS have twice as many viewers than NBC, which means that while NBC isn't in the network ghetto occupied by the CW and My Network TV, it isn't really an address outside of the Nightly News that is increasing in value. Additionally, the most successful Spanish language channel was only about a million viewers back from NBC, meaning other competitors are catching up as well.

And from that standpoint, I guess I can see why NBC is trying to keep Jay Leno and foregoing the expenses of having a scripted schedule after 10PM. Limiting their programming to before 10 certainly hasn't hurt Fox, and at this stage, having a consistent set of programming day after day to build on and to perhaps generate some additional advertising revenue.

Not to mention the fact that replacing their scripted and reality show offerings at 10 with Leno means that from an accounting standpoint, they know how much that hour of television is going to cost week in and week out. I might not like the idea of being burdened with 5 hours of Jay Leno a week instead of almost any other kind of traditional programming, but if it is profitable and it helps to keep the other 17 hours of prime time programming afloat, then I would grudgingly accept that.

I guess time will tell if this is brilliance or sheer folly on the part of the NBC executives, but it is clear that something has to be done to stave the bleeding.


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Spreading the Word for a Fellow Blogger

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Generally, I don't write posts like this, but this is one of those rare occasions where my own selfish need for self-aggrandizement feels less important.

You see, fellow blogger and multiple Transmundanity Award winner Becca from No Smoking in the Skullcave is having a little bit of difficulty getting the scratch together to get a booth at the Wizard World convention because of the current economic situation, and this convention is where she gets the greatest exposure for her artwork.

As someone who has creative ambitions as well, I can totally empathize with the bind she is in, and I want to do everything within my modest power to help.

Recently, she has started a commission drive to raise the funds necessary to attend the event, and I think this is a very good cause.

She has comics, she has prints and she is taking commissions for original artwork at very reasonable prices, and she does quality work. Just take a look at her color art portfolio site and see.

Now, I am not getting anything out of writing this post... I just know that as a fellow traveler in the pop culture blogging village, she needs a little help reaching this goal, which is why I am trying to spread the word.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

My Gaming Personality

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Warning: This is a VERY geeky post.

Due to the fact that I have many, many games, there seems to be an assumption that I am a stellar player as well, when in fact, nothing could be further from the truth.

I am more of a clever player and not a particularly dexterous or coordinated one.... I admit it, and my record in online fragfests like Unreal Tournament proves that. I mean, when I played online, I tallied two wins out of hundreds of games, but I was a good team player in Capture the Flag and Assault-type maps, and I made things interesting in Last Man Standing games, so while I was never totally incompetent, I was never dominant either.

The thing that helped me realize this was a few of the thoughts that occurred to me before my copy of Guitar Hero II had arrived. The thing that I had noticed from all the videos of people playing the game was they are playing the notes with the left hand and strumming with their right, which seemed so ass-backwards to me. I mean, think of it this way... when you are playing a game with a normal PS2 controller, which hand is generally moving a little stick up and down and which hand is mostly concerned with pressing a series of colored buttons.



Exactly. And compare it to the GH controller.



I know that in real life, most people hold the guitar with their right hand strumming and left hand on the neck, but it is a game and not a real guitar... so I just said screw it, and went lefty flip from day one. I mean, logically, it makes sense, does it not? Why wouldn't you use your dominant hand to play the notes... and with that setting, the notes on screen correspond to the way you are holding the guitar, so, at least to me, it seemed like a winning concept.

And the idea of playing any particular mission/song/game to perfection is laughable to me. I am occasionally anal retentive about things, but in games, I am all about getting to the end. I might stop to pick up a few extra things along the way, but if I think the effort to get a particular item is too much, or the benefit really isn't worth it, I will skip it.

This also means that if it is between trying to do one of those specialized tasks in a game (like finishing missions without getting hit/100% shot accuracy etc), and just finishing the game, well, finishing is more important in most cases than those criteria to me. If I can perhaps go back and do those tasks on individual levels, then I might do it, but I am not the person you want advice from when it comes to that.

And with that in mind, I also tend to build/create characters that can take (and usually dish out) a lot of damage... whether it is Mechs (especially this), boxers or various other kinds of characters where you can make that kind of a decision, I've always went for heavier ordinance. I remember back in the PSX days when I built a boxer in Knockout Kings 2000 that was pure strength and I put all of that strength on his right side so when I fought, my lefts were like getting hit by a heavy pillow and my right uppercut was hilariously effective, with the thought being, I might not hit you every time, but when I did, whoever was on the receiving end of that shot would certainly feel it. And when I play Mech-based games, I always use the name Tanker, because really treads, lots of armor and some substantial firepower do sort of make me think of that kind of vehicle.

But I have noticed that I have let go of a lot of the stubbornness I had when I was a younger player. One particular instance stands out in my mind. I was playing Final Fantasy III (which was technically VI, but that is semantics really), and there is a certain location filled with Cultists which featured a boss that would cast a powerful magic spell and basically kill your entire party. Now there was an easy and clever way of avoiding that, but at the time, it didn't even occur to me... like equip ing an item or cast a spell that would auto-revive members of my party after that spell was cast.

So instead, I just grinded until my party had enough hit points to endure that spell and get through the battle largely intact. Which took a lot of work. Much more than it was worth really... but I did surmount that challenge in the most linear and some would say boring way... by sheer overpowering. And the upshot of that mistake in judgment was the rest of the game was a lot easier.

So, really I am not great, but I am not pitiable (at least in terms of my gaming skills). I am just sort of an average player really.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Sunday Video: The Beastles

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Last week, I promised you another wonderful Beastie Boys related musical mashup, and this is it... a sublime combination of some beats and incidental lyrics from the Beastie Boys combined with A Day in the Life by the Beatles.



It is trippy and a little psychedelic, but I think it works just fine, don't you?

Friday, May 22, 2009

Week 2: Pageant of the Transmundane

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What's the weirdest story I encountered this week? Well, how about the tale of a toddler who accidentally bought a earthmover on an online auction site with a few clicks of the mouse... you know, the full sized kind. I know it might be fun to play with in the sandbox, but I guess the cleanup would be a bitch.

This week's winning entry comes to us from Deglazed, and it was a self-nomination (which is something I wish more people would do).

Matt wrote about a chip flavor contest in Britain which featured some very odd choices. Particularly the 6th entry. Oh my yes. That one is freaky.

And knowing this week's winning entry had to do with chips, well, I could have went with Homer floating around in the Space Shuttle while trying to eat a bunch of loose ridged chips, but I thought that was too easy. So instead, I went with something a little different, but equally appropriate. I thought it was funny at least.



Congrats Matt. Here is your badge.




The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday Favorite: The Best Book on Writing I've Ever Read

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Because I am continuing to work on that television pilot, I have been thinking about the writing process as of late (and I am sure you have noticed that the contents of this blog as of late haven't been the choicest of cuts truth be told).

But even now, I still consult one book to understand the psychology of the process. This is a review of that title I wrote a few years ago.

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In my life, I've read a lot of books on writing: books on form, books on plotting, books on grammar, books on genre etc. But there has always been one book that I go back to time and time again.

In the summer of 1997, I was at my favorite little independent bookstore(which was torn down a few years ago to put up a larger structure... a parking garage.), and I noticed this little brown and white paperback with a matte cover, and while I didn't know it at the time, it was going to become my faithful companion in the coming years.

The book was called The Courage To Write by Ralph Keyes, and what surprised me the most was the fact that it wasn't really concerned with the technical aspects of the writing process, rather it focused on the psychology of writing if you will.

I saw a lot of my own tendencies in the anecdotal evidence from the lives of other writers that Mr. Keyes provided. I was especially taken by the stories about E.B. White and Pat Conroy, because of their problems facing their fears and in Conroy's case, the reaction of those closest to him because of his writing. It was also the book that first introduced me to the term of "privishing", or writing that fearful authors create which they may be spectacularly good, but they are afraid to submit for publication, so they just distribute it amongst their friends and colleagues. I've known writers like that, and it breaks my heart to think that they may still be doing that, and as you read it, you will probably see yourself or others as well.

I know it is one thing for a writer to learn a new technique or exercise, but for a book to teach a writer, young or old, why they are the way they are, well, that's really something. The Courage to Write is one of those works that fundamentally changes one's worldview, and I was quite pleased to find out that it now has a companion volume called The Writer's Book of Hope, which I hope to pick up in the near future.

In short, I think it is a must-read for anyone who wants to be a professional writer. It is just that good.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Check out this Terminator-related page

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Because of the new Terminator movie coming out tomorrow, I think the following page was sent to me on Stumbleupon:

T2 or T3

The page in question tries to (and succeeds) in telling the story of the last two Terminator movies as one narrative.

I should make that a little clearer... as the same narrative... or in the simplest terms, that Terminator 3 was in fact a total ripoff/retelling of Terminator 2... at times, even ripping off the earlier movie shot for shot.

It is a very interesting find, and from a site which I am sure a lot of Terminator fans would get a lot out of.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

The Midweek Video: The Funniest Thing I Saw This Weekend

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I don't know what it says about me that the funniest thing I saw this weekend wasn't in the George Carlin standup act I watched, or from a sitcom or the various internet videos I watch daily. Rather it was the closing moments from a movie trailer which I just happened to catch during American Dad.



I have a feeling that this is likely the funniest moment in the entire movie, but it still had me laughing for days. It is just so random... and I can't get enough Zach Galifianakis in a comedy. It is good seeing him in such a prominent role... especially if he ends up getting interviewed by Ellen Degeneres.... just to see the two of them discuss this.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Television on DVD: I hope 24 sets a new trend

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24 has been revolutionary television for quite a while now... and perhaps there is one innovation they introduced last night which all television shows should take to heart and follow themselves.

So while I am watching the finale yesterday, there happened to be a commercial for the full season on DVD... which would be coming out today.

My question is why don't other tv shows do this. I mean, seriously, strike while the iron is hot.

Thinking back, it seems like for the most part, television seasons on DVD come out right before the upcoming season is about to air, and really, if you are trying to get into a show, trying to watch an entire season of a show, especially a one-hour drama, in a week or two before the new season comes on doesn't strike me as particularly conducive to enjoying it. I know some of you are into marathon sessions of box set watching, but having to try to rush through a show so I can understand everything that is going on in the new season seems counterproductive.

The series I am looking at especially for this kind of thing is Lost. I mean, I missed the boat during the first season and I thought about getting the first season on DVD, but it came out so close to the start of the next season that really, I would have been pushing myself to complete that.

Lost is like 24 now, as it is a late starter most of the time, and for this latest season, which finished earlier than the Fox series, it is coming out not this month, or next month or even by the start of Fall. No... if you want to watch Lost on DVD, you will have to wait until December.

Granted, this is the first time 24 is being released this early, as it was also a December release in previous years. I am just hoping that this signals a new trend for television seasons on DVD. And at least with one other Fox show, it seems to be... as the final season of Prison Break is also being released mere weeks after it finished its television run.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Part of a New set of Podcasts now

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While the Culture Kills Music Podcasts are on Hiatus for retooling, I've taken fellow blogger up on his offer to contribute to his own pop culturally related podcasts (or podcats as he calls them). Don't worry. There will eventually be more CKMPs, I promise.

Lee Sargent of Quit Your Day Job has opened up the doors of his own podcast to his fellow bloggers for a sort of roundtable discussion... he is trying to get a Skype teleconferences going, but last week he wasn't able to get that together, so I sent him a bunch of audio clips of me talking about the topic at hand, which was Television series finales.

I expect to be a heavy contributor to this effort over the coming weeks, and I am sure Lee would love to hear your thoughts as well, as he is actively soliciting for not just on the podcast personalities, but also the opinions of his fellow bloggers on the topics he is covering. This looks like it will be rather lively when everything comes together. I remember my first efforts in both collaborative blogging and podcasting, so I know that things might start off a little rocky, but in the end, everything will end up in a nice groove.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Sunday Video: Beastie Boys vs. Axel Foley

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I don't know what it is, but it seems like the coolest music mashups I've been finding lately have involved the Beastie Boys in one way or another.

And seeing the title of this post, I know some of you might be thinking that a particular cop-related Beastie song was the one that ended up being used, but no, the people who put this together went in another excellent direction.



And just you wait... there is at least one more Beastie Boys mashup in the wings for next week.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Year 4: Week 1 Pageant of the Transmundane

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There is cocaine, amphetamines and LSD in the air of Madrid and Barcelona. I can't make this kind of stuff up. It makes me wonder if the Los Angeles basin is a huge hot box... because there has to be a lot more drugs floating around in the smog there than in Spain. You know it has to be true.

Anywho, this week's winning entry comes to us from the fertile shores of Semaj's Blog Your Blog.

So what did James do to win this accolade this week? Well, he posted a story about a weird celebrity related item that has actually been seen in the wild.... Jeff Foxworthy's Beef Jerky. There is an easy "you might be a redneck" joke here, but I am not going to go that route. Instead, it makes me question the integrity of Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader because do you really want the host of the game show to be on to be able to give you his own Beef Jerky as a consolation prize? I didn't think so.

And because this week's winning entry has to do with beef jerky, I thought a picture of Homer and Bart making beef jerky would be the most appropriate. I don't know what is worse... the fact that there is actually such an image from the show, or that I knew enough to actually look for and find it. That is a tossup really.



By now, you likely know the drill. Here is your web badge.



And don't forget, the 3rd Annual Transmundanity Awards will be presented this week with some new categories.

The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

A Comic I could Really Get Into

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This is one of the most awesome things I've ever seen.



The characters depicted are from The Goon. Man, if I only would have know about this... I could have been converted to comics so much earlier.

I mean, gangsters, zombies, giant Squids. Oh my god, I really have to check this out. Especially with a computer animated version directed by David Fincher in the works.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

The Midweek Video: Mach 5

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The Presidents of the United States of America have always been a little bit silly and fun, and after they released their second album, II.

Whenever I hear it, it makes me think of racing games, as I made a mix CD to play with Gran Turismo, and I am sort of surprised that to my knowledge, it has never appeared in a racing game.

Of course, I didn't get the Speed Racer reference until much later.



Even a decade on, this song is still pretty fun and rocking. But that might just be me.

Express Checkout: Gladiator Movie, Spears, Fox.

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I apologize to the people who are reading this on the site using Internet Explorer. I have to do a tweak to the CSS to make the bulleted list look ok, and I haven't gotten around to fixing it as of yet.

  • Oh who will think of the children? It is reported that Britney Spears would like to become a teacher. As someone who has seen clips of her reality show with Kevin Federline, I think that is a really bad idea. I mean, I know the old saying is that those who can't, teach, but come on. Seriously... if it was your kid, would you honestly want Britney Spears teaching them anything? I am assuming that out of the limelight, she would end up being relatively normal and sober, but I am still left with the sneaking suspicion that even with years of dedicated education, she still wouldn't be the sharpest pencil in the case.

  • Someone is considering making a live action movie about the show American Gladiators. Wasn't it enough that the viewing public had to suffer through not one, but two versions of the show when it was on television? I do remember that Billy Wirth competed on the show... not as a celeb or anything... he just sort of showed up and they put him on. If they do indeed go forward with this project, hopefully they end up with better star power than that.

  • "It pisses me when people fucking complain that I'm too beautiful to get a part. That's bullshit. You wouldn't be working if you weren't attractive. Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of. And if I weren't attractive I wouldn't be working at all." - Megan Fox about Hollywood, and though she didn't intend it, she explained her entire career. At least someone admits that is the only reason she gets work... I am just surprised that she is the one who said it.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Why will Jay Leno's new talk show fail?

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Because it is on NBC Mondays at 10.

*rimshot*

History has proven me right time and time again.

I don't care how much money they are putting into this thing... it will be a ratings disappointment, just you watch (or don't watch, which is what I am predicting).

Monday, May 11, 2009

Megan Fox upset people think she is Dumb

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"I resent having to prove that I'm not a retard."

This was a recent statement by Megan Fox when she was comparing herself to Scarlett Johansson's in interviews.

Well, Miss Fox, when you market yourself solely through your body, and your credits don't include any film where you actually had to, I don't know, approach the threshold of doing some acting, what do you expect?

I mean, think about it. Scarlett Johannson has done a lot of bad movies over the years. More than her fair share really, but she does have some quality pictures on her list of credits as well... you know, the kind of roles that win you little statues and plaques and critical accolades. Most of those roles are far in her past in Hollywood terms, but still, she has those things.

Fox on the otherhand was the replacement actress for the older daughter role on a sitcom starring Kelly Ripa and Ted McGinley.

I guess I am sort weird because I never really understood this fascination that Hollywood seems to have with Megan Fox. I mean, there were so many other actresses in her age group that were seemingly just as attractive and fit, but somehow, the very act of her bending over and working on a car in a Michael Bay epic somehow catapulted her into superstardom.

And just as a laugh, I wanted to see how high a picture from that particular scene ranked on Google Images for the term Megan Fox, and you know what... it was the fifth image on the list, which says a lot, through the first four said a lot more (they were photos from a men's magazine).

So, Miss Fox, you want to be taken seriously? Do some better movies. It is as simple as that. Let your work do that talking. Prove that you actually have some substance and aren't just a flash in the pan, or even someone to pan because you flash.

No one is expecting you to be Meryl Streep, but come on, if you want people to take you seriously, then do something that they have to take you seriously for. It is not that hard of a concept to grasp. Just telling people they should take you seriously doesn't work.

At All. I've tried it with less than desired results.

So stop bitching about being treated like you are dolt and prove people wrong. And if you can't do that, well, still stop bitching, as I am sure the people who were upset by Tropic Thunder's use of the word retard have your publicist's phone number on speed dial.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Sunday Night Video: Hush

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Now I could have gone with the Deep Purple take on this song, or Joe South or Billy Joe Royal, but give the general direction these Sunday Night Videos have been going in, I thought... why not Kula Shaker.

Why not indeed.



I think it does a good job of getting down to the point without overembellishing. I appreciate that.

Friday, May 08, 2009

Week 52: Pageant of the Transmundane

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There is apparently a kangaroo named Bandit loose somewhere in the Syracuse, New York area. I smell a new reality show in the making with Smokey the bear. You just watch. It will happen.

This week's winning entry (and the final one of this Transmundane year comes to us from the wild and woolly world of Funktards.

The entry in question features the Cookie Monster in a completely new role. I think the thing that put this over the top was the placement of the cookie. That was one of those delightful little details I really appreciate. And for those of you who are keeping score, you know that Muppets + almost ANYTHING are always strong contenders for this award week after week.

And because this week's winning entry has to do with cookies, well, I felt an image of Homer with a large cookie would be the most appropriate. If you remember this particular episode, it did not end well for the cookie, a quilt or a pair of running shoes. As a sidenote, I remember way too many details from individual episodes of The Simpsons to be healthy.



Congrats Dalton. Here is the badge for this victory.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday Favorite: 10 Things you Will Never Hear Me Say: Pop Culture Edition

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It just felt like a great time to repost this old Top Ten list (mainly because I was thinking about doing a second edition next week).

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There is this little thing going around called "10 things you wouldn't hear me say", and I usually don't do these sorts of things, but I was reminded of a great bit by Zach Galifianakis regarding things you would never hear amongst his roommates in his apartment, and in all honesty, I can't get go by a good premise without biting(though hopefully not sucking). But I couldn't do it straight up... I had to make it mine, so in the spirit of my pop cultural mission, it is all Pop Culture.

So, here are things you will NEVER hear me say:

10. I need to know what Brangelina/Paris Hilton/Michael Jackson is doing right now! I'll just turn on CNN because I am sure they have a chopper over that person's house/up their skirt.
09. I can't wait for the next remake
08. I'm so excited. Uwe Boll is making another video game movie?
07. Oh My God... that new Britney Spears/Ja Rule duet is killer!
06. I long for the days of Seagal and Van Damme again.
05. More actors should write books of poetry
04. I think they should be more pretentious and arty when they talk about their work
03. It is ok that they ripped off 70 people in their book. I mean, look at them, they're gorgeous.
02. I think their should be more shows where a group of "professionals" come in and uproot someone's life to make a pointless change for them. I mean, who can live with clutter or unfashionable clothing. Let them make those people feel like crap, because they certainly deserve it for being so unhip.

And naturally:

01. A Seminar for Scientology! Where do I sign up?

So now the question becomes, would you say any of those things?


Thursday, May 07, 2009

Drinking Game

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1. Get a group of friends together.

2. Obtain a copy of Kevin Smith: Sold Out - A Threevening with Kevin Smith and a prodigious amount of alcohol.

3. Drink a shot whenever Kevin Smith uses the phrase "and shit"

4. The last person to die of alcohol poisoning is the winner.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

The Midweek Video: Karmacoma

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I remember seeing this Massive Attack video during my first year of college. It is just so weird and layered it has just stuck with me all these years. Well, that and the fact that I've always dug Tricky.



I am trying to identify all the movie references in the video. I get quite a few of them, but I know there are ones that are just alluding me because there are still movies I have yet to see. But I know I see a lot more of them then I used to.

Look at What I got in the Mail

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Lee recently sent me this awesome artist trading card.



Dr. Doom for the win. Even though I was never a huge comic guy, I always had a great deal of affection for the Dr. Doom character. He is just pure solid gold badass.

But you should also check out Lee's new artist trading card site as well. He is developing a lot of interesting characters.

Lee, you are my hero.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Eminem's songs are written by manatees

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You know when you have a moment of clarity and for the first time, you see a situation for what it really is?

I had one of those moments late last week.

What did I suddenly realize?

Eminem is the white rapper equivalent of Seth MacFarlane. There I said it.

Think about it. Both men built careers on trying to be shocking while making random pop cultural references... and when you compare how random the humor is on Family Guy with the randomness of the videos/songs of Eminem, I think it is an apt comparison.

I mean, look at his current video for We Made You. Oh look, it is a Sarah Palin lookalike... and there is Eminem dressed up like Spock from Star Trek, and there's a Kim Kardashian clone with a computer enhanced ass and so many other references in the song and video which have no logical connection to each other. And the purpose of the references is to mock rather than just as a simple metaphorical or allegorical device, which again is like the work of another creative force these days.

Looking back, the majority of Eminem's work is like this as well. I thought it was funny at first, but in the end, it is much of ado about nothing. It has no substance, it is merely a fuzzy and not terribly accurate mirror of the pop cultural environment at the time he wrote those particular songs (much like those terrible *Blank* Movies have been lately).

Given this premise, I guess that makes the Beastie Boys Matt Groening or Mike Judge, and Paul's Boutique, I don't know, Futurama or King of the Hill.

Or I might just be stretching things.


Monday, May 04, 2009

Pop Culture Q & A: 1

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Basically the premise of the feature is I ask myself a series of questions about rumors and such floating around the pop culture sphere at the moment. It is semi-meme like, but I thought it would be a little light and not too filling... so it should be a quick read.

Should Scrubs continue without Zach Braff?
No.

Will it anyway?
Likely.

Should Walmart be allowed to build a store need the site of the Wilderness Battlefield in Virginia?
No.

Will they anyway?

No.

Why not?
Robert Duvall.

Am I surprised someone from the cast of Top Gun came out of the closet?

No.

Am I surprised it was Kelly McGillis?
Yes.

Who did I think it was?
Tom Skerritt.

Why?
The Mustache.

Why not Tom Cruise?
He would never come out of the closet. That is what the Scientologists are holding over him.

Amy Winehouse checked into a hospital because of dehydration.
Is that what they are calling it now?

When do I think Chris Brown is going to get comeuppance?
I say sometime after October, but not later than next April.

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If you would like me to answer a question about a particular event, person or media item, well, feel free to ask me in either the comments section or through email.

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Sunday Night Video: A Mashup

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Sometimes a mash up song comes together, sometimes it doesn't.

And sometimes two songs go together so well, it is scary.

This is one of those cases.


Friday, May 01, 2009

Week 51: Pageant of the Transmundane

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This week, the State of Oklahoma now has an official Rock song after Governor Brad Henry signed an executive order giving The Flaming Lips' "Do you Realize?" that designation. I didn't even know that OK was looking for a song to call its own. I thought all those songs from that musical would have been enough. I can't remember what it was called, but it was huge... I think it had an 8 letter name. Man, why can't I remember it. It is on the tip of my brain.

I think that musical was called Ohio... no wait, Okla-homa? Yeah, that's it.

Anyway, this week's winner of the penultimate Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award this year comes from the blog Nextround.net.

Now this is sort of an omnibus entry which discusses and displays a group of weird bike designs. Some of them are just weird, and a few are just inspired. It is that blend that ultimately made this entry a winner.

And because this winning entry had to do with odd bicycles, well, I thought an image of Homer being confronted by an Old Timey bike would be the most appropriate one for this prize.



So congrats to the crew at Nextround.net. Here is your badge.




The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

I Forgot My Own Bloggiversary

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Man, this blog turned 3 back on Wednesday and I missed a great opportunity to wax philosophically about it or post a series of self-deprecating statements about myself in the hope that you, my readers, would reassure me and shower me with praise. Or I could have done the equivalent of a clip show... which is always another popular option.

Damn. That would have been sweet. But alas, I have to be content with this short entry about it.

Well, at least we are out of the terrible twos now. I just have to make sure my blog doesn't pick up any bad habits from me, like swearing, because there is nothing worse than entertaining guest and having your young creation start calling random celebrities and pundits motherfuckers like I myself do in real life (and trust me, I say it a lot. I mean, pissed-off-Samuel-L.-Jackson lot. You never really live that down.

But I do thank you all for getting me that anniversary present.