Thursday, April 30, 2009

Zemeckis considering Roger Rabbit Sequel

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So Robert Zemeckis is mulling over the idea of making a sequel to Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

On the surface, that doesn't sound so bad I admit. However, the reason I am flagging this as a less than stellar move is the mention of something else.

Motion Capture.

Yep. He wants to replace the glorious, almost organic feel of the hand-drawn and painted work with computerized replacements.

I mean, what the hell is that about? I know he likely enjoyed working on Beowulf and such, but really, there is no call for motion capture on a movie that was based on the premise that ink and paint cartoon characters were real. I mean, the thing they were all afraid of was a chemical brew that broke down those two substances.

What is the dramatic devise that will work against the toons? A computer virus? Something that breaks down ping pong ball covered rubber suits? The Windows ME operating system?

Now, don't get me wrong... I am not completely adverse to computers having a part in such a movie. If Pixar/Disney was involved and they were animating the characters in that magical way they do, well, I am sure it would turn out well. But motion capture is just the laziest way of doing things.

Luckily, with Robert Zemeckis, he gives away all the plot points in the preview, so I might get away without seeing his motion capture *ahem* masterpiece. And let's face it, Kathleen Turner's voice isn't what it once was either.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

How I spent my Ad Revenue

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As I am sure some of you have noticed, over the past year or so, there have been a few ads on my blog. It originally started because I wanted to make a little money to use to advertise my t-shirt designs, and well, I didn't really get around to doing that.

And because I am just making mad money from my ads doing this whole blogging thing... I mean, I could probably get a cup of coffee a week... not that fancy Starbucks stuff, or even a large one at a relatively reasonably priced chain that I am sure every Canadian is familiar with, but if I budgeted it right, I might be able to afford a small one every week. Might.

However, I just kept letting that loot build up in my account, and after my recent confessional post last week, well, I thought I should try something I hadn't done before and well, I went over to Ebay and parlayed the little bit of money I've made blogging to try to check at least one thing off that list.

Thus I bid on and won the following item:



I've fought the temptation since October 2007, but I finally gave in. Given this precedent, I guess I will start twittering sometime around October 2010.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

An Open Letter to Warner Music

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In the past, I've addressed open letters to a number of celebrities and other individuals. However, this time, I cannot identify the single person who is responsible for the impetus of the letter, so I am going to just have to address an entire division of a major conglomerate, which I am fine with.

I am writing this letter to bring to your attention the reaction of a lot of people regarding your company's relatively recent work at Youtube.

Now, there have been a lot of videos pulled down from the site over the years, and you've done your share of that, but there always seemed to be some understanding that things would never go too far. Then you sort of went crazy. To paraphrase Marcellus Wallace, you went medieval on the collective asses of the Youtube userbase.

But was merely pulling videos down enough for you? No. You decided to play silly buggers thought it would be a gas to just take the audio off of videos. You know, that way, people could experience the music videos that are associated with your songs without all that pesky music getting in the way. And I am not referring to the mashups here, I am talking about the official music videos.

You know, it is always wonderful to go to visit a video you watched as a kid and discover that someone has been forced to put another song over it. I mean, that's just peachy keen.

If I remember correctly, videos were things you gave to music stations for promotional use. They are still being used in that capacity. I mean, it isn't like MTV or the various other stations who began their life with that purpose are doing that anymore. I mean, if you keep making them, and I can't see them, then that is an awful waste of money, is it not?

But in your infinite wisdom, you've decided that people shouldn't see music videos for artists under your umbrella of companies. Fine. Be that way. I mean, I've been slightly irked by the Universal Music Group not allowing the embedding of videos that feature their music, but at least the general public can see them.

And then there is the culture jamming.

There is a particular example with really sticks in my craw. There was an awesome, awesome video featuring clips from the three Mad Max videos accompanied by Motorhead's Ace of Spades. In the world of the mashup, it was a thing of beauty.

But could it survive at Youtube under your heavy handed tactics? No. You destroyed it.

Because let's be frank... I am sure that Motorhead was absolutely livid that their music was put over clips of Mad Max. I mean, we all know that Lemmy is a real stickler for rules and such... a real authoritarian.

Wait a minute, they aren't like that at all. In fact, let me quote the song that was stripped from that video: "I don't share your greed. The only card I need is the Ace of Spades."

And correct me if I am wrong, but aren't the Mad Max movies distributed by Warner? I wonder how many people have picked up a Mad Max movie after they saw that video? I am sure it is a statistically significant number.

So basically you are doing everything in your power to lose money by destroying your grassroots promotional base and discouraging a positive perception of your company in the demographic that is most likely to buy your products? My advice is to take a few steps back from the edge and think about what you are doing... because people are going to start doing things that cost you money directly, and no one wants that.

So soften your approach... everyone will be happier that way Warner Music.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Sunday Night Video: Looking out My Backdoor

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Megan mentioned the Eagles the other day in a comment, I replied with a quote from The Big Lebowski, and I was reminded of this song, which plays while The Dude is smoking the remnants of a joint, and given the general state of his life at the time, the scene does not end well for him.



I think that is as good a reason as any to post this song.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Week 50: Pageant of the Transmundane

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This week, I read a story about a woman who sent a stripper in her place to a high school reunion and filmed the reactions people had to this woman who was supposed to be her to make a documentary. Was there something weirder than that this week, something a little more... transmundane? We shall soon find out.

This week's winner has been really bringing his A-game to the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award as of late, as he has been short listing a lot of entries and come close to winning numerous times in the past few months. But this week he would not be denied.

I am of course talking about Jeremy Barker of Popped Culture.

It is almost like Jeremy isn't playing fair because he picked something that covers so many angles in the Transmundanity world. It is a movie mashup, which is always a good start. It features Muppets, which has always been a sure fire winner... and oh yeah, the movie being parodied is the remake of Ocean's Eleven. Yeah, I think that about covers most of the bases really. Sure, there are a few more areas of transmundanity it could have touched, but really, when you hit 3 big things in one little package, that is something special.

And since this week's winning entry has to do with robbery, well, I thought that Homer dressed in black clothes with a black skullcap would be the best complementing image for this particular slice of madness. I hope you agree.



And as is customary for such things, here is the award badge, of which Jeremy has collected more than his fair share.



It has been a while since I had to present one of these, so I had to get it out of storage. Hope it isn't too dusty. Of course, this is Jeremy's second, which is a milestone in and of itself.



Congrats Jeremy for breaking this barrier.
The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

A Friendly reminder

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In lieu of a Friday favorite this week, I thought this space would be better served to remind people that ABC has changed their schedule and they are bringing Ugly Betty back one week early, so its new episodes start next Thursday or April 30th, which ever is easier to remember. I've been surprised by the sudden return of a show, and I didn't want that to happen to any of my readers.

And there was a lot of talk about it being on the bubble, but it has been renewed for a fourth season, so some of you out there can breathe a sigh of relief.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

A few things about me

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This is not a meme. There are no tags here. This is merely a list of a few things you might not know about me, that are somewhat related to this subject matter of this blog, and may in some senses color what I say here.

  • I very rarely ask other people to be my friends on social networks like Facebook and Myspace... I usually wait for them to ask me because I don't want to impose on people. I don't want to be one of those awkward requests like, I don't know, their mom or something.

  • Even though I haven't own a set in a long time, I keep considering going out and buying some Legos or some other similar kind of building toy. I don't know why this thought keeps occurring to me however.

  • As I get older, it seems like every song by the late Jim Croce I hear is somehow increasingly evocative to me. At first, it was just "Time in a Bottle," but it seems like its happening with almost all his songs now. I mean, "Operator" I understand, but even "Bad Bad Leroy Brown"? I'm going soft, I really am.

  • I have never played a Guitar Hero/Rock Band game... and in fact, my experience with rhythm based games is extremely limited. I never played Dance Dance Revolution or any of its predecessors or clones either.

  • Critically acclaimed television series I haven't seen an episode of: Veronica Mars, Lost, Battlestar Galactica, Heroes, Firefly, Angel, Rescue Me, Dexter, The L-Word, Nip/Tuck, Monk

  • While I am a fan of violent movies and video games, I can't really stand realistic gore, blood or depictions of pain at all.


Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Best. Email. Ever.

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Last Friday, CaptnKurt and his blog Information Nation won the Pageant of the Transmundane. This morning, I received the following email which I thought was worth sharing.

Hi Matt,

Thanks for the mention of and link to Information Nation over at Culture/Cutlery, as well as the posthumous Transmundane Award. I will do my best not to sully the good name of my worthier predecessors. Memo to self: actually read a couple of the other award-winners' posts to see if the really are worthier.

Oh, wait. Did I say posthumous? That can't be right. Additional memo to self: Janine in Personnel needs to look into this...

Well, dead or alive, I think your blog is great, and I will keep an eye on it in the future. And by "keep an eye on it" I mean "steal content from and not attribute it to you".

Just kidding! And by "just kidding", I mean "I'm not kidding".

Regards,

captnkurt


I would consider that an acceptance speech, wouldn't you?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Express Checkout: Fighting, Jackie Chan, Miss California

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  • I think I liked the movie Fighting better when I played it as Def Jam: Fight For NY. I mean, seriously... they look like the same kind of story... only DJ:FFNY has more stars than Fighting.

  • There is a lot of controversy about Jackie Chan saying that he thought that the people of China needed to be controlled and was unsure about people having freedom. I thought it was a weird thing to say as well, but then I realized that he was in mainland China, giving a speech to a group of businessmen who liked what he said. Considering that the Chinese government can make decisions that can affect if his movies are available or even open in the country, of course, he is going to take a neutral position. I think people forget that he grew up in Hong Kong before the Chinese takeover and his parents worked at the American Embassy in Canberra, so it seems to me he was playing the situation in a rather smart way. He knew the audience, knew what sort of comment would play well and basically did what he needed to do for his career in mainland China.

  • Speaking of boneheaded remarks, there is a lot of furor about the answer Miss California gave at the recent Miss USA pageant. She was asked by Perez Hilton about gay marriage and she said that she believed that marriage should be between a man and a woman. I disagree with her stance strongly, but it was her right as a contestant to give that answer. And really, does anyone have any expectation that what a beauty queen says while trying to win a title has any real merit, because we all remember those epic answers that some have given in the past that have led to widespread changes in the world. Wait, I don't remember any insightful answer... ever. I mean, wasn't it a few years ago when we were all laughing about a contestant from South Carolina talking about maps.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Sunday Morning Video: Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee

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I saw this video a few weeks ago, forgot that I was going to post it on a Wednesday, and then I was short one video and voila, here it is.



Now, many of you have probably already seen it, but for those of you who haven't, you are in for a treat.

Friday, April 17, 2009

Week 49: Pageant of the Transmundane

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Apparently sometime this week, 4 baby pythons got loose on an Australian flight. So there really were Snakes on a Plane. It actually happened. Samuel L. Jackson could not be reached for comment (though if I had access to Mr. Jackson, I wouldn't asked him about Snakes on a Plane)

Can anything beat that this week? We'll soon see.

This week's winning entry comes to us from the wooly, warm shores of a little blog called Information Nation.

What did I discover there that rocked my world this week? How about a strange little video post that was entitled Kaleidomice, which is both simple and yet strangely and soothingly bizarre.

And since this week's Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award has to do with rodents, well, I felt an image of Homer with a rat would be most fitting. If you remember the episode this came from, you will recall that soon after this picture was taken, the rat runs off with the dessert and Homer discovers a room filled with rats getting milked. That would have been a cool image.



Congrats Captnkurt. Here is your badge.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday Favorite: The Buyer's Remorse of a Music Lover

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I can't believe I am dragging this little bit of embarrassment up again. I was working on another post for next week, and I was reminded of this gem from November 2006. Perhaps it will generate some new admissions from people who weren't reading my blog back in 2006.

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I think we all have those albums or songs in our music collections that you can't believe you bought or own {as sometimes you get music for other reasons).

Now I have two tragic faults when it comes to music... I can be swayed by price and I can't throw things away if they suck. So, here is just a few of the motley groaners amongst the hundreds of cds I own.

Jewel- Pieces of You: Yes, I own a Jewel CD *shame*. It was 5 bucks at a pawn shop, it was 1997, and I was a little young and naive... I know better now, but now the market is flooded with it, so I can't really get rid of it through commercial means, and I can't bear to just throw it out. It isn't bad, and I can honestly say I listened to it at most 3 times in the last 9 years, but seeing it on my shelf just doesn't give me any indie cred at all. In retrospect, it was perhaps one of the easiest things to pick on in my collection.

Alisha's Attic- Alisha Rules the World : Well, at least with this one I have an excuse. When I was in college I was an arts reviewer for the institution's paper and that was one of the CDs I had to review. The question is, why do I still have it. I mean, I should have gotten rid of it years ago. Now, in thinking of the album, I honestly couldn't remember a thing about it. I had to go to Youtube to actually refresh my memory about what the group sounded like. It was that long since I had experienced them.

The 20th Century Collection- The Best of ABBA: Now, no excuse can really justify this, though I will state that I had just gone through a breakup and "The Winner Takes it All" was a pretty accurate assessment of my feelings at the time. And it was 10 bucks at a drug store, so it was slightly cheaper than making homemade Prozac. But now... shudder. I can't believe I own it.

The entire Letters to Cleo discography
: Back in 1994, Letters to Cleo had a minor hit with the song Here and Now, and at the time, I got really into the band. Being the favorite band of the heroine of 10 Things I Hate About You was strike one, Kay Hanley was the stunt singer(I love that term though) for Rachael Leigh Cook in Josie and the Pussycats was strike 2. Then Generation O! was when they were out and I really started to question my earlier love for the band. There are still moments that I like them, but as I approach 30, I feel like I've grown up and past their work now. Sad but true.

Jan Hammer- Escape from Television: Buoyed by the success of Miami Vice, Jan Hammer, the man who wrote the music for that series decided to capitalize his newly-found fame and release an album of tracks from the series. While the tunes do work as incidental music for the show, as an album... it is brutal. Yes, the Miami Vice theme song and "Crockett's Theme" are quality stand alone pieces of music, but wow, as a whole it will burn your soul... and not in a good way. My only consolation is I bought it from a bin for 3 bucks at a boxing day sale, so at least I didn't burn my soul and my wallet at the same time.

So tell me, what cds do you own that you aren't too proud of. We're all friends here after all. I've shown you some of mine, now I want to see some of yours.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

We Didn't Start the Flame War!

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One part Billy Joel riff + one part internet comment lameness = Pure Win

If you've been on the internet for any length of time, you know that comment sections and forums are filled with some of the most inane ramblings and incoherent thoughts, all lovingly soaked in anger and loathing. Someone needed to wrap it all up like a three day old fish and present it to the world... and I am glad College Humor were the people to do it.



The world needed this, yes it did.

Spike's The Deadliest Warrior

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I've been enjoying the past couple of episodes of a series which premiered on Spike last week called The Deadliest Warrior, which pits two historically badass fighter-types against each other in a theoretical battle based many factors.

Some of the reviews for this show have been blistering however.

"Wow. Reality concepts don't come any goofier than "Deadliest Warrior," which sounds like an argument that guys would have after way too many beers -- as in, "Who would win in a fight, a Samurai or a Viking?"" - Variety

Spike's 'Warrior' is so stupid it's almost deadly - The Michigan Daily


Personally, I think there is some bias going on here, because if the same show was on Discovery, PBS, History or the Military Channel, critics would be falling over themselves to praise it. But because it is on Spike, well it has to be ripped apart, and that is the general tenor of the reviews I am reading. I have a feeling if Mythbusters had premiered on Spike, it would be receiving the same kind of barbs.

And don't get me wrong, I am certainly not someone who religiously watches Spike or anything. The only original programming that I really loved on the network before this was The Joe Schmo Show. And I ended up watching all the CSI reruns there, but other than that, it has not been destination television for me.

I am not saying it is the greatest thing on television... but it is entertaining. I mean, if it is fun seeing ballistic gel dummies getting maimed by various means on the aforementioned Mythbusters, why is it suddenly not when experts at handling various historical weapons do it? For what it is, it provides for some good television and some excellent food for thought, even if I don't always agree with some of the assumptions. I've caught myself calling bullshit on the show as I've watched it too (for instance, last night as I watched the Samurai vs. Viking episode, I just kept thinking that the Samurai beat back the Mongols that landed on the shores of Japan, and they had many similarities to the Vikings, but somehow, that never came up on the show), but that in no way diminishes how fun this show is to watch.

I only hope that other Spike series continue in this direction, as I think I like this slightly more intellectual spin on things.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

I am on Lindsay Lohan's side for once

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Over the years, I've relished ragging on Lindsay Lohan and the like for their excesses, but today I am in an odd position... I am actually somewhat on her side about something.

This has nothing to do with her getting a tattoo or breaking up with someone. No, this has to do with something completely different, or the paparazzi.

There has been a rumor going around for years that Lohan was in the process of either preparing for a role or trying to jump start an entire movie about Stevie Nicks, and it looks like at this point, it may be coming closer to becoming a reality.

And I don't think it is that outlandish an idea. There I said it, I think she can actually do the role justice, as she has had some of the same demons.

Stevie Nicks on the other hand is against it. Not the idea of a movie about her or Fleetwood Mac mind you... just Lindsay Lohan playing her.

"Over my dead body....She needs to stop doing drugs and get a grip. Then maybe we'll talk."

You know, when one of the anecdotes about you is that you did so much cocaine that your nose was starting to get destroyed, so you had to have someone blow the drug up your ass with a straw, something which is now called a Fleetwood enema, I think you really lose the right to tell someone else to stop doing drugs. Or to get a grip.

So this is one of those very rare occasions where I have to defend Lindsay Lohan. She didn't do anything directly to deserve that.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Express Checkout: PETA, Pie and Kardashian, Kim Kardashian

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  • Kim Kardashian is the latest Hollywood actress *ahem* to set their sights on becoming a Bond Girl. Because we all know her work on reality television and those horrific *Blank* Movie franchise films have utterly prepared her to play a substantive character in a James Bond film. In comparison, Jennifer Aniston, who I reported had similar ambitions, looks like Meryl Streep. Granted, Kardashian only really wants to kiss Daniel Craig, so the likelihood that either her or her agent would do the necessary legwork and prep for such a role is rather slim, which allows me to breath a sweet sigh of relief.

  • PETA has asked the Pet Shop Boys to change their name to The Rescue Center Boys. I guess Phish wasn't receptive to naming themselves C-Kittens then. But in all seriousness, is this how PETA thinks their time would be best served? I mean, annoying bands and cities and the entire legislative branch of the U.S. Government with entreaties for them to change the name of something rather than, I don't know, going out and busting dog fighting rings and other illegal and questionable practices in the animal world... you know, real things that most people could get behind. That would make a lot more sense to me than trying to get Hamburg, Germany to change their name to Veggie Burger or whatever that stunt was about.

  • Tara Reid is supposedly scheduled to reprise her role as Vicki Latham in a 7th installment of the American Pie franchise. For those of you who don't seek out direct to DVD movies or watch a lot of TBS/Peachtree TV, you will likely be blissfully unaware that there were American Pie movies after American Wedding. For those of you who have actually seen one or more of those other movies, well, you have my sympathies. And this is the very situation that Tara Reid is going to be walking back into... along with Eugene Levy and Sherman Hemsley, so you know it is going to be a quality motion picture experience. But thinking of Tara Reid's fall from grace after the original American Pie movies, I also thought about the time in the early to mid 2000's when both Katie Holmes and Chris Klein, Reid's Pie costar were actually likable celebrity symbols. Now they are either punchlines or largely forgettable wooden relics of acting past.

Friday, April 10, 2009

Week 48: Pageant of the Transmundane

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There is a theme park in the UK has hired a man specifically to deal with the vomit produced from a single roller coaster. I don't know if that is good marketing or merely good park management.

Is there something weirder this week, something I don't know... a little more transmundane? We shall soon see.

This week's winning entry fell into my lap after I embraced the furry colossus of a beast known as Stumbleupon. The blog entry that won this week came from a site called The Journal of Cartoon Over-analyzations.

There are a number of entries which are strange and yet compelling, but it was the most recent entry which was itself culled from various sources which caught my attention. The premise is that the entire plot of Pokemon is perhaps nothing but the coma-induced Odyssey of a boy who was in a bike accident with that in mind, what everything on the show means from given that perspective. It is a fairly long entry, but also well worth the effort to browse.

And as is the case with every Homer Simpson Transmundanity winner, I find an appropriate picture to go along with it. In this case, I went to the well and found The Simpsons rolling around on the floor in a Tokyo hotel after viewing a seizure inducing segment from a robot related anime show, which was itself a joke referencing a banned episode of Pokemon which caused the same thing to happen to a bunch of kids, so I think it is very fitting.



Congrats J. Cart on this brilliant find.



The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Taking a Break

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I think I am taking the week off... at least here at Culture Kills. I have something new planned in the blogging world, and I need some time to get things in order for that (plus I need some time to develop some quality entry ideas here, which are always in short supply). Still puttering along at that Raw Bacon/Crisp bacon threshold, so I am not totally burned out or anything.

Of course, you all know the drill. Even though I am taking the week off, I am still doing the Pageant of the Transmundane... that's a given.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Sunday Night Video: Rocket Ride

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I remember seeing this video for the Felix Da Housecat song Rocket Ride a few years back, and the Wizard of Oz in Japan motif really stayed with me.



Granted, I don't know if the three little people on the train are supposed to be Munchkins or the scarecrow, the tin man and the cowardly lion. I know the woman in white on the pushcart is the wicked witch of course, but for a short video, it makes me ask a lot more questions than it can really answer. But it still looks cool, which I guess counts for something.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Week 47: Pageant of the Transmundane

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What is the transmundane news item this week? How about this: both a breakfast cereal and Secretary of State Clinton gave people a wrong toll free number that ended up being a phone sex line. Now these were two completely different incidents leading to two different phone sex lines, which is both sort of weird and really funny.

Can this week's winning entry top that? Only time will tell.

The Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award goes to Lee from Quit Your Day Job in something which I have to admit is slightly silly. Especially given the context.

He was reviewing some swag he had received... a bean bag chair (Ooh, the envy over here), and he happened to post a video, which is the thing that won the award this week.

The reasons I picked the entry in question for the win this week is manifold. First, I can't believe he has the particular item which is the object of desire in the video. I mean, that is a tasty looking replica. Secondly, the scene depicted, while not perfect, was done well enough (especially with the music) to merit my notice.

And of course, one of those little subclauses in the unwritten rules of transmundanity is that when choosing between two entries of roughly equal transmundanity, original content from a blogger trumps referred content.

Now, I wanted to find an image from The Simpsons episode "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" which began with an epic parody of the very scene Lee recreated, but alas, I couldn't find a good screen capture of Homer, so I had to go with this perfectly adequate (but not adequately perfect) DVD cover which has much of the same flavor.



Congrats Lee. Here is your second badge for wowing me.




The rules of this little contest: Every week I will be selecting one blog post that I have seen from the vast reaches of the blogosphere to bestow with the Homer Simpson Transmundanity Award for being one of the freakiest(in a funny way) things I've seen or read during a 7 day period. It doesn't necessarily have to have been written during the week, I just had to have encountered it. That means that if you find something interesting and repost it like a movie or whatever, if I saw it at your blog first, you get the prize. Of course, creating your own content is also a very good way to win.

Now, if you see a post that you think is worthy of this illustrious prize, just drop me a line at campybeaver@gmail.com and we'll see if we can't get your suggestion up and award-ready while giving you some credit and a link to your own blog.

Friday Favorites: One good meal leads to another: Dinner for Five

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I was watching Team America: World Police last night on cable, and it somehow reminded me of this old gem. The updated information for this entry is that all the seasons are apparently available now, which is great news to me.

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I was thinking about American Thanksgiving this morning, and somehow my mind was drawn to another eclectic seating of disparate guests for a fancy dinner.

It seems I suddenly remembered Jon Favreau's Dinner for Five program, and it seemed strangly appropriate all of a sudden. In this age of prepackaged celebrity junket talk show interviews and publicists trying to control everything that concerns their clients, it is refreshing to see Jon Favreau and four celebrities sitting down to a meal at a nice restaurant(with wine of course) and just conversing about the industry, letting anecdotes bubble up that you would never hear on a regular talk show because they don't have a punchline or the required comedic payoff for that kind of format, but which work perfectly around a table with their peers.

And because the gathered celebrities are generally different types of performers, you sometimes get to see some odd parallels that you wouldn't otherwise be witness to. I can't imagine any other talk show that would put Larry Miller, Peter Bogdanovich, Penelope Ann Miller and Liev Schreiber around the same table and just let them talk it out. I think the closest thing that came to that was Politically Incorrect, but because of the live audience and the fact that issues were artificially introduced by the host, there was still that air of insincerity with Maher's show. There was always a sense of reality when you watched Dinner for Five, like you were getting to observe some rare moments from celebrities with their guard down.

I remember one episode in particular, where Jon Favreau brought together Burt Reynolds, Charles Durning, Dom Deluise and Charles Nelson Reilly and because the four of them know each other so well, it was like watching a well-oiled conversational machine work, and since they are all such veterans of the industry, they all had a lot of insights about Hollywood.

And how could I not love a show that was co-executive produced by little Ralphie from A Christmas Story AKA Peter Billingsley. I am glad to see he is still kicking around behind the camera.

I think the success of this show allowed for the equally intriguing Iconoclasts to be produced, as the specialty cable networks saw that taking the celebrity interview and turning it on its ear could lead to some great television.

I hope that the remaining 3 seasons of Dinner for Five are released on DVD soon, and that Jon Favreau has many more meals on camera in the future.

Thursday, April 02, 2009

I've been Interviewed!

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A representative of Ariel Publicity recently interviewed me for their blog/newsletter as a New Media Pioneer. Now I don't know if I am really a pioneer, but I was thrilled to have an opportunity to answer a few questions regarding blogging/music/new media.

And I thought I would share my answers with you all as well.

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Q: How long have you been broadcasting/blogging?

A: I've been blogging for nearly 5 years at various venues, though my current blog, Culture Kills, has been going strong for nearly 3 years. I am a recent convert to the world of podcasting, though in the past I was both a Live365 broadcaster and had some influence on Launchcast/Yahoo! Music as the founder of the Launchcast Indie/Eclectic experience group. Additionally, back in the late 1990's, I tried to get a pop culture related zine off the ground, but failed due to a few poor decisions on my part.

Q: In your opinion, what does a good song need to consist of?

A: After deciding to do a podcast based on precleared/podsafe music, I had to listen to a lot of bands and songs I wasn't previously familiar with, and I learned that if a song didn't grab my interest within the first 20 seconds, it would likely never get my attention or grow on me. And from listening to so much music in a short time, I've discovered that bad vocals can really be a deal breaker for me. I can forgive occasionally sloppy instrumentation, poor lyrics etc. if a singer is compelling.

I've noticed for me this applies even to hip hop, as there is a particular rapper who shall remain nameless who I can't stand because his voice is so grating.

So basically, in order of importance, it would be a good hook, good vocals and then quality songwriting.

Q: What is your favorite band or favorite genre of music and why?

A: I am a fan of a lot of genres of music, mostly in the indie rock scene, particularly artists in post/space rock and dream/twee pop subgenres. Naturally I've been a long time fan of Stereolab, and in looking at their career, they are a band that didn't radically change their sound between albums, but over time, ended up with an entirely different sound now than the one they began their career with. But there are so many kinds of music I enjoy, from funk to alt country and so many points in between that it is hard to make a choice on one genre.

Q: What changes in content laws, broadcasting rights, etc. have effected you most?

A: As someone who wasn't really served by terrestrial radio where I lived, the variety of internet stations that proliferated in the late 1990's brought a lot of music that I would have otherwise not have heard to my attention. Unfortunately, that kind of programming has slowly been squeezed out of existence by legislation and institutions which do not serve the interests of artists, but rather the labels and the larger radio networks.

And given the increasingly litigious nature of the record labels and their representative organizations, due to the increased powers they've acquired through legislation since the passage of the DMCA in 1998, it has altered my use of a lot of music and other media which would otherwise promote the work of hard working midlist and up and coming musicians.

For the most part, I am still affected by my fears regarding legal action and my podcasts reflect that, as I use only podsafe, precleared music or work which I've acquired permission from the artist in question or their label. I've seen the crackdown at Youtube on music videos over the past couple of years because the labels weren't happy with that music being available in that form, and I wouldn't want to open my email to discover a podcast had been taken down because of the same issue, so I try to avoid that kind of exposure as much as a can.

Q: A recent study found blogs to be more effective than MySpace in generating album sales, do you feel that that is a true statement?

A: Myspace and blogging bring two different things to the music sales equation. When you think about it, each blog is a community, and represents a somewhat independent voice, two factors which make discussions about bands, music and other issues more effective. From my experience, bloggers tend to form tight-knit groups, and when one blogger discusses a particular artist, video or event, others in that group tend to pick up on that and start discussing it themselves on their own blog. And each time the subject comes up in a new place, it takes on a different, personal spin. Blogging is especially effective when the artist is one of the participants in this kind of community building.

Myspace on the other hand tends to be a top-down method of distributing information. When I visit the Myspace page for an artist, I don't really feel a personal connection to them, almost as if the site itself sets up a barrier between me as the fan and the artist themselves, despite the social networking basis of the site. I know from personal experience that I've been more likely to buy an album from an artist after reading their blog than after visiting their Myspace page.

So while Myspace may provide better tools to sell albums directly to fans, blogging provides, at least in my opinion, a wider community around a band which in turn, results in higher album sales.

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Hopefully I didn't come off as either an idiot or some pompous blowhard or both.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

I Don't Know if I Should Be Glad They Don't Report The News Like This Anymore

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I think there are some news stations that would try this sort of thing if they could get away with it. They are almost like news reports from a movie or an Elmore Leonard/James Ellroy novel.



You know there are some sites online that do their news writing the same way.

Who got me the best so far today...

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In all honesty, I think it was Youtube. Why? Well, click on the picture below to see.



I didn't know it was going to happen until that video started.

Classic...